Ok I will be ranting. I just got the crap scared out a me!!!!! So my dog Otis is pretty dumb. He is also a murderer. Of animals.

So I was walking by my Dog and he was barfing something up. It was small but it was hairy so I think it's a hair ball but oh no it was most certainly not that. I took a closer look.

HOLY TROMBONES ON A POGO STICK!!!!!!!
(Created by Tom)

It was a small brown with a head 2arms 2legs. Omg it had a tail. " A MOUSE!!!!!!" Holy Hell it was a mouse. I gagged. I looked closer thank god it's dead! But why?!? A f*cking mouse! It just had to be a f*cking MOUSE!

Sorry I'm ranting a lot but HOLY HELL A FLIPPING MOUSE WAS DEAD IN MY ROOM! I picked it up with a broom and wanted to throw up so much. Lord help me.

Weissfan out