Kyoraku Shunsui

It is disturbing, when the camera turned on, to a blank sign, that flipped over and read. "Why Hitsugaya Taicho should drink sake."

"Kyoraku Taicho!" Matsumoto snapped out. "What the hell are you doing!"

"Doing?" Kyoraku scratched his head. "I don't quite know."

"We said that this was a video about what you like about Toshiro-kun!" Orihime protested.

"Yes... well... I think this will work better," Shunsui smiled.

"Exactly how?" Matsumoto stated firmly. The Haineko puppet suddenly went flying through the air, to hit Shunsui in the forehead.

"Well, if Hitsugaya Taicho sees that someone else has qualities that are dislikable..." the man started.

"You like the qualities about yourself that are dislikable," Rangiku snapped out.

"That is the point, isn't it?" Kyoraku held up his fingers. "Let me guess... Toshiro hates his power, his looks, that he's still a child?"

"Yes!" Orihime stated firmly from the side.

"Well, the way I see it, if I show him that I like even the bad stuff about myself, I find it to be more effective," the man gave a half smirk. "The reason that Hitsugaya Taicho should drink sake is so that he can lighten up, relax, actually enjoy life, and being himself."

Another sock came flying at the man, this time the Hyorinmaru puppet. Matsumoto's voice was filled with furry. "If you keep this up, you know who I am going to tell, right?"

The smile on Shunsui's face suddenly twitched. "Ahh... let's move onto the next subject. Hitsugaya Toshiro and his future romance prospects."

"What... Orihime... you didn't ask him... so," Rangiku's voice became flustered.

"I heard it through the grape vine," Shunsui smirked big time. "Combine me and Ukitake, you get Shiro-chan, you know."

"Excuse me..." the voice was filled with very irate maternal instinct.

"You heard me. Ukitake is the better looking of us two. Plus, Hitsugaya Taicho doesn't yet realize this, but he is a major charmer, when it comes to the women!" The man got a dreamy look on his face. "Do you know how many of the shingami think he's adorable. And even more so when he's older?"

"Kyoraku Taicho! My taicho is not a charmer!" Rangiku stated.

"Yes... he is. And I am a bit jealous some times, the attention he gets," the taicho stated, a laugh coming from his face.

"That does it!" Matsumoto set down the camera, and went over to try and began to shake the man. She muttered quite a few obscenities

However, Shunsui stuck his thumb up. "First, I hope my message about liking yourself despite your... oi … stop... anyways, despite your dislikable qualities get through. Second... ack... I think your smart enough to realize that I did … ack, say some quality stuff about... hic... what I liked about you."

"No you didn't." Orihime stated from the side. "That's why Matsumoto is so mad at you."

"Third... I hope seeing your fukutaicho beat me up is fun too!" Kyoraku laughed, which caused Matsumoto to turn pale, and stop what she was doing, and her face looked at the camera, shock written all over it.

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