Kusajishi Yachiru
When you give a child a crayon, they will scribble. That is what was on the sign that was being held up to the camera. One nice, big, pink scribble. Orihime's voice was the first to pipe up. "Umm... Yachiru-chan... that doesn't say anything."
"Yes it does silly!" The camera zoomed out to show a very small girl with sock puppets on her hands. She began to point at different parts. "It says I love aniki!"
"Yes! It does definitely look like that in your hand writing," Matsumoto piped up, a small smile on her face. "Yachiru's hand writing is very pretty."
"Thank you!" the small girl beamed. "Matsumoto says aniki isn't feeling well, so we're going to cheer him up with a video."
"So, Yachiru-chan, what do you like about Toshiro-kun?" Orihime asked.
"The best thing about him, is he is the biggest, bestest aniki ever!" the girl chimed in.
"Anything else?" Matsumoto asked.
"I think his hair is pretty... much more then Yun-Yun's!" the girl smiled.
"You don't say!" Matsumoto couldn't helped burst into a fit of giggles.
"Whose Yun-Yun?" Orihime asked, confusion in her voice.
"Yumichika!" Rangiku giggled.
"It's much prettier, because he lets me touch it, and it is soft, and white... which is a rare color. Yun-Yun's is normal and blah! Aniki's got pretty eyes!" Yachiru stated.
"Yachiru-chan... I don't think guys like being called petty... or cute," Orihime stated.
"But Ken-chan does. I tell him that when he rips a head off a hollow, the blood is pretty. I also call him cute a lot, and he doesn't mind. Neither does aniki," the girl pouted.
"So, you think that taicho is cool and handsome?" Matsumoto stated.
"Only boys use cool and handsome. Girls use cute and pretty. They mean the same things," came another off beat comment.
"So... what do you think of Toshiro-kun's future romance prospects?" came another question.
"Huh?" Yachiru tilted her head.
"Orihime..." Rangiku groaned. "She means, what do you think about taicho and the girls he likes."
"He likes me..." Yachiru stated, which caused some gasps to come from the girls. She payed no mind and continued. "His granny... peach-chan..."
"No... we mean, like as in girl friend," Orihime stated. An evil grin spread on the little girl's face.
"Well, there is Nana," to which Rangiku explained was Nanao. "And Tree-chan", who was Isane. "And Boobie Bomb, whose Monkey's big sister. And Cat-chan."
"Why are you naming mostly big boobed people, other then Nanao!" Rangiku suddenly protested.
"I did not. I named the pretty woman. Except Boobie-chan with the camera. She's aniki's mommy," the girl stated, swinging her feet. "Wait... you mean, who should he marry?"
"Nani?" Matsumoto stammered out.
"It shouldn't be Peach-chan. She's mean to him, treating him like a kid when he should be treated like an adult. He's not a little kid, he's much bigger then me. She's always mean to him."
"Now, Yachiru-chan..." Orihime tried to be persuasive.
"I know! I think that aniki and I should play house with Boobies!" the small girl pointed off the screen, away from the camera.
"Me!" Orihime stammered out.
"Oh dear..." Matsumoto stated.
Yachiru suddenly pipped up. "Now he owes me candy! Big time!"
"What do you mean, taicho owes you candy?" Rangiku sighed.
Yachiru pulled down on her eye and stuck out her tongue. "Because I know who aniki has a crush on! And I'm not telling like I promised! I also made you two think silly things, so he'll laugh!" At that, she hopped off her stool, and ran off screen.
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