Byran (THE Man with a PLAN)
Bexley (film nerd)
Everest (BrOsKi)
Heidi (Ed Sheeran)
"Kodi Kids and Some Old Dude📷☕️🧑🏻‍🦰🤠"

THE Man with a PLAN
Speaking of turkey day. When are you coming home?

film nerd
On the 25th

BrOsKi
Can I get Joey's thanksgiving pants?

Ed Sheeran
they are maternity pants, dumb ass

BrOsKi
DAD, THEY ARE 20 BUCKS

THE Man with a PLAN
Would this be good for the economy?

BrOsKi
Yes

THE Man with a PLAN
No, unless you can afford it on your own

BrOsKi
But I don't get my allowance until the end of the month

film nerd
You are the only Kodi kid that still received financial aid from our father. That's sad

Ed Sheeran
You need a job

BrOsKi
So do you

Ed Sheeran
Um... sir, I am doing very well financially

BrOsKi
You're 15

film nerd
Keirnan found out about your first world problems and send this to me

Ed Sheeran
THAT IS LITERALLY HIM
DJDJDHJDJDBS

THE Man with a PLAN
Lord help me

BrOsKi
Awe come on, Dad, we aren't that bad; at least I don't do pot

film nerd
Pretty sure your best friend does. He always looks like he is vining with Marvin the Martian

BrOsKi
Whose that

film nerd
God, is my little brother too young

Ed Sheeran
:/
you were obsessed with him when we were younger

film nerd
He looks like you, lmao

BrOsKi
He looks like a man with style
and Heidi, I have no recollection
ALSO, I FOUND THIS

I like to think it applies to my current situation

THE Man with a PLAN
Anyway, the reason I'm asking when you are coming involves your newfound friends

BrOsKi
The "friend" and friends in question:

film nerd
Wait, hold up, I have a better picture of harry

Ed Sheeran
I have a photo of Everest that looks exactly like that

BrOsKi
That isn't me

Ed Sheeran

film nerd
is that my hat?

BrOsKi
Nope still isn't me

Ed Sheeran
I have receipts InDiE bOi

film nerd
Going back to dad, who probably muted us...
Why do you ask? I thought you knew when I was coming back?

THE Man with a PLAN
I did. One of my friends worked for marketing at the Richard Rodgers Theater and wanted to know if you still wanted to see a show.
I can get tickets for your friends.

film nerd
Yeah, that sounds good. I'm sure they'll say yes

THE Man with a PLAN
You don't have to say yes, Bex

film nerd
No, it's okay. Mom would have wanted me to go. I think she would be the one to ask to bring  Harry, Tom, and Sam to New York anyways.

BrOsKi
When they get here, can I show them baby photos

film nerd
I have nothing to hide
you do however

Ed Sheeran
leave me out of  it

film nerd
okay;)

BrOsKi
I was caught off guard:/

film nerd
You want me to show more

BrOsKi
WAIT I have one that dad would LOVE of you

film nerd
I'm going to KILL Harold Holland and you can use this text for evidence

Ed Sheeran
Cuties, when's the wedding and where's my maid of honor notice

film nerd
He's only a friend you don't need to worry Dad. I have no desire to have a romantic relationship at the moment.

BrOsKi
key words AT THE MOMENT
Do you have any idea how cool it would be to say my sister is dating spider-man?

THE Man with a PLAN
No we don't Everest because your sister has told us they aren't dating.

film nerd
Everest you probably thought you were smooth.

Ed Sheeran
No he probably thought he was being smart

BrOsKi
I don't see you making a 30 on the ACT

Ed Sheeran
You called guessing an art form

BrOsKi
Because it is and I had to go to tutoring for the ACT and I guessed 40% of the time

THE Man with a PLAN
Everest what were you doing during the sessions I paid for

Film Nerd
Probably looking up "Vines to show your Christian friends" while the tutor talked about problem solving in math.

BrOsKi
I'll tell you what I definitely was not doing...
obtaining information about 9 + 10

Film Nerd
Idk how we are related . what's the return policy

THE MAN with a PLAN
you guys don't come with a receipt... I've tried