mother : I hold

father : mother, it late, we go sleep

mother : okay I wi-

glass : I do a brek

father : I do a chek

mother : be saf

bebe Yoshi : blep

father : yo someone broke in

mother : hecc

father : back in the closet

mother : but I'm straight-

father : shoosh

bebe Yoshi : wot be going on

mother : bad man

bebe Yoshi : ok I do a cri

mother : hecc

intruder boi : I do a run up ze stairs 

intruder boi : imma force you to come out of le closet

bebe Yoshi : am gay

*beep*

father : am gonna try to protect lmao

intruder boi : I do a kill

father : *dies*

mother : H E C C

bebe Yoshi : cri but make it ✨ louder  ✨

mother : *dies*

Yoshi : I do a wake and then a cri

Dan : I throw a show at you like a hispanic mom