Linguini : Yoshi Peppa got you something

Yoshi : :0

Peppa : here have box

Yoshi : I do a open

Yoshi : :0 p h o n e

Linguini : wanna meet real people who play dead people, one of whom said the N-word on December 10th, 2020?

Yoshi : sure

Peppa : wee

-later-

*insert angst here*