Shadow, in target: i cant find the tshirts lets just get the onsies!

Ce: were not getting the fucking onsies!

And hour later, Ce in a reindeer onsie, Shadow in a toothless onsie and Heath in a cat onsie, the last two grinning

Ce: we got the fucking onsies.

Heath: i really wanna yell "thats so gay" but social anxiety haha lol

Ce: ill do it. *stands*

Ce:OI. YEAH YOU.I DUNNO FAM BUT THAT WAS PRETTY FUCKING GAY IF YOU ASK ME. LIKE GAYDAR BEEP BEEP BITCH, GAYYYYY

Heath: My coffee is as black as my soul.

Ce: mmmmhhh, remind me, what's your usual starbucks order?

Heath:..... *flushes* Caramel Latte....

Shadow: yo, can i get a sip of that water?

Ce: not water

Shadow: vodka! I like your style-

Ce: its vinegar.

Shadow:... What?

Ce: i said vinegar, pussy

Shadow: so you like her?

Heath: no! She's just strong, can hold her own in battle, smart, kind, funny, talented in everyway and really pretty.

Heath:....

Heath: wait a second-

Shadow: Hunters been really annoying me, can you get rid of her but make it look like an accident?

Ce: say no more.

*later*

Heath: it seems the killer hacked her to death, then placed a banana peel at her feet

Shadow: Ce, you might kill me after what i have to say.

Ce: Shadow, im not gonna kill you, it takes to long to break in a new friend.

Ce and Shadow on black friday

Ce: I'll take the right side of the store, you take the left!

Shadow: what if we dont reach the chocolate in time?

Ce:.... Then imma need you to shapeshift into the manager.

Ce: Here's a fun christmas game! We hang up mistletoe, but instead of kissing whoevers under it, we have to fight them.

Shadow: we're not doing that

Ce: Mistlefoe™

Shadow: Ce, no