Incorrect Quotes But They're Applied To My Life

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My one really tall friend leo and i fighting.

Leo: oh yeah watcha gonna do midget?! Kick my ankle!

Olivia:...
Leo:...

A few minutes later~

Megan: why is Leo rolling around on the floor crying?
Olivia: i kicked him in the ankle really hard.

Megan: *laying faceplated* im having a mental breakdown
Olivia: about what?
Megan: the oreos ran out

Leo: what are you drinking?

Olivia: the tears of the undead tortured souls that i put in the underworld to fester. *sips*

Megan: its hot chocolate.

Shes drinking hot chocolate


Megan: you're such a smol bean

Olivia: dont call me that!

Megan: *evil* oh im sorry i forgot you're Jamie's smol bean now-

Olivia: *Internet dial up noises*


Olivia: *entering* hello fellow lifeforms
Olivia: *leaving* eat shit losers

Leo: has anyone noticed how cheerful Olivia's been lately or is it just me?

Ceres: yeah i have to. Its weird

Megan:*only one who knows why shes cheerful grinning* hehehehe-

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