Shadow: some idiot tried to attack a squiad at an aquarium
Ce, covered in ink: maybe the squid was being a dick-

Hype: maybe we should try a non violent approach?
Ce: i agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely" and after the word "violent" the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire"

Shadow: be the bigger person here.
Ce: you know what no. Im 5'3 and bitter. You be the bigger person

Ce: So, who broke it? Im not mad, i just want to know.
Hype: i did. I broke it...
Ce:no, no you didn't. Shadow?
Shadow: dont look at me. Look at Instinct.
Instinct: what?! I didn't break it!
Shadow: huh. Thats weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Instinct: because its sitting right infront of us and its broken!
Shadow: Suspicious
Instinct: no its not!
Heath: if it matters... Probably not... Mia was the last to use it
Mia:Liar! I dint even drink that crap!
Heath: oh really? What where you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Mia: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that.
Hype: alright, lets not fight! I broke it, I'll pay for it Ce.
Ce: no. Who broke it?
Instinct: *whispering* depressions been awfully quiet...
Depression: Really?!
Instinct: yes! Really!

Ce: i broke it. It burnt my hand so i punched it. I predict in ten minutes I'll have them at eachother throats with war paint on their faces and worshiping a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chumy around here

Hype: i lose everything. I've lost my glasses again
Ce:*staring at the glasses on Hypes head* i help you find them for five dollars.

Instinct: morning
Hype: morning
Heath: morning.
Shadow: you guys are so robotic. Spice it up a little.
Ce: MERRY THURSDAY MOTHERFUCKERS!

Instinct: the human body is 70% water so we are just cucumbers with anxiety
Ce: excuse me? The amount of salt and alcohol i consume im more like an anxiety pickle.

Instinct: okay, we're using codenames. Im eagle-one.
Ces is "been there done that"
Heaths is "currently doing that,"
Hypes is "it happened once in a drewm"
Shadows is "if i had to pick a dude"
And Mias is.... "eagle-two"
Mia: oh thank the lord

Ian: i could kill you if i wanted to.
Ce: so could another human
Ce: and a dog
Ce: and a dedicated duck
Ce: you're not special