A/N - Hey guys! It's been YEARS since I last updated this! Live FIVE years I believe! I've decided to write another chapter of this series. Again, I'm only gonna write in this book when I want to write something lighthearted. Please be sure to leave some comments and vote!!

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#2 - Operation: Eliminate Naruto As A Love Rival Part Two

"GUAH! FINALLY! FIVE! IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS!" Rock Lee dropped to his knees as tears streamed down his face. "WE'RE BACK! WE'RE NO LONGER CANCELLED!"

Tenten looked to the blue sky and stretched her arms above her head.

"Haaah, it sure has been a while, huh?"

"You can blame the author as to why a lot of readers don't know of this book," Neji sighed as he crossed his arms and shook his head.

"I do not understand why she put us on hold for so long," Rock Lee whined before screaming at the sky. "WE DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER, AUTHOR! DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH US OR SOMETHING?!"

"Calm down, Lee. I'm sure she had her own reasons for why she unpublished this book for a long while," Tenten attempted to cool her dramatic teammate down.

"Hah, all I know is she definitely doesn't have a problem with me, ya know!" Naruto walked into the training fields with a large grin on his face and his arms behind his head.

Lee made a face.

"Of course she doesn't! After all, you're pretty much the star of most of her books!"

"I mean, what can I say? She must be in love with me or something haha," Naruto chuckled.

"So then... there's another girl I have to compete with?" Nia was behind Lee with her fist to her heart and staring at Naruto with longing in her chocolate eyes.

"Considering you're loosely based off the author, I highly doubt you're competing with anyone," Tenten sweatdropped.

"I'm hardly glad to be back after what happened last chapter," Neji crossed his arms.

"You mean when you walked out after Nia declared her feelings about Naruto, claiming that it was in the name of NaruHina?"

"I had to do what I must."

Tenten glanced over at Lee... who was in a lotus position with his finger pinched, seemingly collecting his thoughts.

"Now what are you doing, Lee?"

"Shh... must focus," he whispered.

"Focus what?"

"I must prepare myself for the impossible..."

"Huh?"

Lee dramatically stood up. When he did, he immediately unlocked an inner gate.

"I WILL FIND YOU AND BEAT YOU UP FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO US!" he screamed.

"KYA! Lee! Why are you unlocking your inner gates?! Who are you fighting?!"

"JANAE, QUIT HIDING BEHIND YOUR SCREEN AND COME FIGHT ME LIKE A REAL MAN!"

"GUAAAH!" everyone fell over.

"LEE! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE AUTHOR! SHE'S IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DIMENSION THAN US!" Tenten yelled.

"Nonsense! I shall drag her through the mud!"

"Over my dead body!" Naruto stood in front of Lee, getting into a stance. "You're gonna have to get through me if you wanna fight the author, ya know!"

"Why are you defending her?!" Lee shouted. "You don't exist in her world!"

"Yeah, well if she loves me... and she's supposed to be Curly Brow, then I love her, too! So back up, Bushy Brows!"

"Step out of my way, friend! This is between me and Janae!" Lee then started rapidly punching the air. "Come fight me, Authoooor!"

"She doesn't want to fight you!" Nia blurted. "I'm sure she feels bad about not writing this book in years and only wants to make you all happy!"

"Of course, you would know..." Tenten chuckled.

"Why don't we all calm down. Weren't you all in the middle of something last chapter?" Neji questioned.

Lee immediately calmed down and tapped the side of his fist into his hand.

"That's right! We were... aha!" he immediately zipped over to Nia and threw a dressing curtain around her.

"Curly Brow!" Naruto was worried. "Bushy Brows, what's the big deal?!"

"Naruto... you claim to love Sakura, right?"

"Huh? I mean, of course."

"Would you say that... after... seeing Nia..." Lee pulled the curtains to reveal Nia in a very erotic outfit. "IN A SEXY MAID OUTFIT?!"

"GYA!" Naruto's eyes turned into hearts.

"KYAAA!" Nia screamed and desperately tried to cover herself.

"Or maybe..." Lee brought her back into the curtains before pulling it again to reveal her in a another erotic outfit. "YOU LIKE HER AS A HALF NAKED NURSE?!"

Adding onto his heart eyes, Naruto's jaw fell to the floor.

"LEE! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!" Nia screamed, in extreme embarrassment before Lee pushed her back into the curtains.

"Or maybe... in your wildest dreams... you've probably wanted to see her in..." Lee revealed Nia in the most revealing of the two outfits so far. "A MICRO, SLINGSHOT BIKINI?!"

At the sight of this, blood shot out of Naruto's nose and as it did, he turned to stone.

"KYAAAAA! I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA DIEEEE!" Steam pushed out of Nia's bloody red face.

She tried desperately to cover herself with the curtains but Lee kept pulling it away from her.

"GRRRR! LEE, YOU IDIOT!" Tenten smacked him with a fan. "What're you doing dressing Nia in such perverted outfits?!"

Lee, grabbed at his head.

"I'm only trying to get her to show her figure to Naruto. I mean, she's always wearing such baggy clothes and I remember hearing Naruto say he loves her breasts, so I decided to have her wear outfits with more importance to her chest."

"SHE WAS PRACTICALLY NAKED IN THOSE OUTFITS!"

"C-Curly Brow..." Naruto took a step forward with heart eyes still intact and his mouth watery. His hands were reaching out for her.

"Oh Naruto..." Nia wanted to run away.

"Y-you look... you look so-"

"!"

"OH CURLY BROW!" Naruto jumped at her hungrily, embracing her and kissing her all over her face. "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!"

He then cupped her face and pressed his lips against her's. Again, steam blew out of Nia's face as she flailed her arms around.

As they kissed, Naruto reached down and groped her bare bottom.

Tenten looked over and turned red.

"KYA! WHAT'S THAT PERVERT DOING TO HER?!"

Her eyes became flames when she saw Naruto now caressing Nia's bosom and sucking on her neck. She whipped a fan out.

"NARUTO! LEARN TO KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF, YOU PERVERT!" Tenten smacked his head.

"Gyaaah!" Naruto was knocked over.

"Learn to control yourself," Neji scolded.

"Curly Brow and I touch one another all the time. What's the big idea?" the blond whined.

"You need her consent first before you feel up on her. She's clearly uncomfortable with you," Tenten explained.

"What? No, she loves when I feel on her," Naruto stood up. "In fact, Curly Brow, why don't you come along with me alone? I think it's about that time, ya know?"

"That time? What do you mean?" Tenten blinked.

Lee gasped.

"NO! IT COULDN'T BE TRUE, CAN IT?!"

"What're you going on about, Lee?" Neji asked as Naruto carried Nia out of the area and somewhere to be alone with him.

"Did you two NOT hear the rumors going on between them?" Lee was wide eyed.

"What rumors?" Tenten tilted her head.

"Apparently, they... sleep around with one another."

"WHAT?!" Tenten gasped.

"What do you mean, "they sleep with one another."?" Neji raised an eyebrow.

"Basically, in simple terms... Naruto pins Nia to his bed and-" Lee thrusted his hips back and forth roughly. "Gives her the love making of her life!"

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Neji was flabbergasted.

Lee made a circle with one hand.

"This is Nia's hole..." he used his other finger to pierce through the hole. "And this is Naruto's dic-"

"Yeah! I get it! No need to explain further!" Neji yelled.

"Some reality this is!" Tenten face palmed. "Why is this world's Nia hooking up with Naruto? This is completely out of character for her! She's the type to wanna get married first, or at least, be in a super serious relationship before giving herself to a man... even if she loves Naruto."

"I don't know about you two, but I'm desperate to see if the rumors are true! So I'm heading off!" Lee jumped away.

"Lee! Don't just go following them!" Tenten went after the ninja.

"Haaah," Neji sighed. "Naruto can't possibly be doing this with Nia..."

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A/N - That's the end of this chapter! It's been years since I last update but I hope you got a little laugh out of this!

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