(BIIIIIG thanks to Craftfury for help with this one.

Our heroes made it back on Lion onto the beach, where the Blue and Yellow flagships of their respective Diamonds seemed to come flying to the beach at breakneck speeds.

"We're boned..." Arya gulped.

Just then, the Mr. Universe van pulled onto the beach, with Percival coming out the back with an oversized rocket launcher.

"Sayonara, Stalins!" Percy said as he pulled the trigger, releasing the rocket which hit them head-on, making them both crash just before the beach, like a train after the emergency brake was pulled, making them come to a dead halt.

The backs of the hands opened, and they came out through an elevator.

"Now you see what I've had to deal with?" Yellow Diamond asked.

"It's certainly irritating, but this shouldn't be too hard. It's seven gems and five humans." Blue Diamond replied.

"Yellow and Blue Diamond, This is our home! Our planet! Our friends and family! We are the Crystal Gems!" Steven announced.

"Yeah, get the fuck outta here, Commies!" Percy added.

"You may be made of light, but your hearts run cold with darkness..." Kalinka added.

"Remember me, clod?" Peridot called out, only for her to be immediately poofed by Yellow Diamond's lightning.

"You won't escape this time, Light!" Blue Diamond growled

"I never planned to, vase!" Michael replied, with a metal arm.

*You confronted Blue and Yellow Diamond!

*Pearl threw her spear!
*The attack missed!

*Kalinka used Glacius!
*675 HP Damage to Blue Diamond!

*Blue Diamond fired a beam!
*202 HP Damage to Garnet!

*Garnet spied on Blue Diamond!
*Offense is 200.
*Defense is 300.
*Vulnerable to PSI Fire!

*Yellow Diamond used PSI Thunder Ω!
*329 HP Damage to Amethyst!
*488 HP Damage to Pearl!
*It didn't hit anyone!
*579 HP Damage to Percival!

*Michael used PSI Overgrowth γ!
*Yellow Diamond can't move!

*Lapis used PSI Freeze Ω!
*399 HP Damage to Yellow Diamond!

*Robert tried PSI Thunder 𝛾!
*It didn't hit anyone!
*It didn't hit anyone!
*436 Damage to Yellow Diamond!

*Steven readied his shield for Arya!

*Percival fired the Multi Bottle Rocket!
*2970 HP Damage to Blue Diamond!

*Arya tried PSI Flash 𝛾!
*Yellow Diamond couldn't stop crying!
*It had no effect on Blue Diamond!

*Bismuth attacks!
*900 HP Damage to Blue Diamond!

*Amethyst sat down and took a deep breath!
*Amethyst could not turn into Yellow Diamond!

*Someone came careening out of the sky!
*It was Connie
*SMAAAAASH!

* 2 HP Damage to Blue Diamond!
* Rose's Sword was destroyed!

*Pearl took out the Magic Cake and Amethyst ate it!
*Amethyst's HP was Maxed Out!

*Kalinka tried PSI Lifeup 𝛾!
*Percy's HP was Maxed Out!

*Blue Diamond tried PSI Flash ꞵ!
*Amethyst couldn't stop crying!
*Garnet couldn't stop crying!
*Pearl couldn't stop crying!
*It had no effect on Lapis!
*It had no effect on Steven!
*It had no effect on Kalinka!
*It had no effect on Bismuth!
*It had no effect on Robert!
*It had no effect on Michael!
*It had no effect on Arya!

*Garnet attacks!
*SMAAAAASH!!!
*1010 HP Damage to Yellow Diamond!

*Yellow Diamond tore into you!
*999 HP of Mortal Damage to Steven!
*Steven got hurt and collapsed!

Steven found himself in a bizarre dream world. It was almost as if he were a ghost. The environment around him seemed to take a greyscale. Arya came to his aid and was spooked at his disembodied spirit.

"Wh-Wh-What are you doing? Look out!" Arya screamed as Yellow Diamond's foot came crashing down again. Arya was shocked to learn that Steven's transparent soul was not only visible but it didn't obey the laws of physics as her foot seemed to go through him.

"Arya? You can see me?" Steven asked.

"Yeah! I don't have much time! Try to talk to them!" Arya yelled.

"Come on, Arya! Quit talkin' to the air and beat 'em up!" Michael called out as his Treant Army grew and lunged themselves at Blue Diamond's robe. Steven looked up at the Diamonds and noticed black strings seemed to protrude from their heads, hands, and feet. He flew up to the strings' source and found some sort of astral projection of Lardna, controlling the diamonds like puppets. She turned her head.

"I guess I underestimated the son of Pink Diamond, but it won't matter, in a few moments, you and your allies will no longer be in my way!" She growled as she lunged at him. Steven dodged the attack.

"I thought you were on the Jungle Moon!" Steven called.

"I'm no mere human woman, child! I'm a deity!" exclaimed Lardna "Think you can hurt me? Try it!" Lardna stopped and opened her arms in a taunting manner.

Steven thought about his many options, as much as he disliked her, he knew he couldn't harm her by hitting her with something, so he tried something else.

"Take a melody,

Simple as can be-"

"Stop! Stoppit! Agh! Now I know what people mean when they say you're an annoying manchild!" She groaned "Feh, I'm too far along now, Say your final goodbyes, Counterproductive Cretins, I've been saving one final surprise!" She said, fleeing and releasing control of the Diamonds.

Steven went back down to rejoin everyone else on the physical plane, waking up in Arya's bed.

Arya tackled him in a hug as she showered him in love, with her brothers, parents, and the Crystal Gems waiting for him.

"We thought we lost ya, soldier!" Percy said. "Good t' have ya back!"

"You never give up, do ya?" Michael asked, smirking

"ARE YOU DONE? I CAN'T HOLD 'EM OFF FOREVER!" Kalinka shouted from the entrance.

When they got out, they saw Yellow and Blue Diamond attempting to crush the house, which was being protected via a magic barrier

Steven went out of the front door and told them the truth about Pink Diamond.

"I'm not Pink! And I'm not Rose! Rose WAS Pink Diamond! I'm her son, I'm your nephew! I'm Steven Universe!" he called out. They seemed to listen to him and put the house down, and Kalinka removed the barrier. He approached them.

The Diamonds seemed to be as scared as Steven was, they lowered to his height.

"So...Pink is..." Blue asked.

"Yeah...She's gone..." Steven said solemnly.

"Don't look like there's enough time to do any reunion, look!" Robert said, pointing at the moon, now seemingly getting closer, with Pink Diamond's moon base pointing towards the beach.

"We have but three days to get the moon off its collision course!" Garnet replied.

"How are we going to stop a moon from destroying Earth?" Pearl asked anxiously.

"White Diamond..." Yellow Diamond replied. "She can solve the Corrupted Gem problem as well as stop the end of the Light Realm."

"Please, members of the Light clan, forgive us for the grief we caused. Should we succeed, I will personally make sure you're all rewarded exponentially" Blue replied.

Percival rolled his eyes. Robert stepped forward. "It's not like I have a choice, now do I." he said.

"Woah, there, slick. If you think you can just take all the credit and leave without me like you did on that moon, you got another thing coming." Michael replied, giving him a slap on the back.

"Don't forget about me, I can already tell it ain't gonna be a one-and-done deal" Arya added.

"I'm stayin' behind...Got a few phone calls t' make" Percival muttered.

"Well, I gotta go. I can already tell my magic will save you more than once" Kalinka replied. "Stay safe, hon" As she gave him a kiss. It might be the last time they see each other again.

Now, as doomsday approaches, Can our heroes make it to White Diamond and convince her in time to let the world be saved?

To be continued...