Kimberly's Pov

Sebastian and I walked hand in hand to PSHCE. We were discussing all the different names to call our baby and whether it would be a girl or a boy. Sebastian was groaning throughout the whole time of my excited speech. I don't think he likes babies. Oh well. We continued to walk while I thought about things. Weird things.

We finally reached class and we both sat in our assigned seats next to each other. The teacher, Mr Cunningham, gave us a little run down of what was happening.
"The last few group are going to present and get married. Then the exciting thing happens. THE BABIES! I will call you all up one by one and give you a baby. You all need to choose a name for the baby together and give me it, no repeats, please. You will have the babies for 2 weeks. You need to videotape your experience. Try swapping the baby around every 2 days or so. Whenever the baby cries, something is happening - be it hunger, poop or sleepiness. The baby will give us your scores so like the mishandling and an average of how good parents you are. Rule No.1. When the baby drinks her milk, make sure to burp it. Rule No.2. Don't leave it unattended. Rule No.3. Umm, I don't remember the rules but just look after it as if it was a real baby because this counts as part of your grade. Yeah. Ok. Peachy. Selena and Jared, present."

We went through 2 presentations before it was our time to shine.
"So, my job is a CEO, and I'm 22.
"And my job is a policeman, I'm 23."
"We basically meet when my brother goes missing and he's part of the case but he looks after me so I don't do anything I'd regret and then." Cue eye roll. "We fall in love."
"I was bored so I did a huge engagement because why not. Here's the poorly edited video."
He played a video, it looked so professional with all the camera shots and the fancy text and music. It showcased me finding my first clue, they cut to the others and then the actual engagement where I said no. And then yes. When that finished, everyone applauded and Sebby continued.
"We decided for the honeymoon to be in Paris and Thailand. Paris because we've always wanted to go there and is referred to 'the city of love,' and Thailand because there is a freaking monkey beach there." Sebastian squealed. And I thought I loved monkeys. We showed a few pictures before I continued.
"The wedding is pretty simple, the colour scheme is white, purple and yellow. Harry Potter themed wedding cake because why the heck not. Doom bros dancing and umm..." I forgot.
"It's going to be a small wedding in Hawaii just for close friends even though we could throw a bigger one but why waste money. Also, it's going to be underneath a pineapple arch because... I don't even have a reason. It was Kimmy's idea." Sebby finished for me as I rolled my eyes at the last bit.
"Thanks," I whispered as we went back to our seats and the next group presented.
"Anything for you Kimmy," he whispered back. I slightly blushed but I don't think it was noticeable.
"Do you, Sebastian whatever your middle name is as that is classified information I couldn't get a hold onto Moy, Take Kimberly who thankfully doesn't have a middle name Winchester as your lawfully wedded wife."
"I don't."
"And do you, Kimberly no middle name Winchester take Sebastian fancy middle name that has to be secretive Moy to be your lawfully wedded husband.
"I don't."
"You may hug the bride," Our teacher - I mean priest - happily says.
We hug and then I ask, "Why do we say 'I don't,' again?"
"Someone wasn't listening the first time," Mr Cunningham muttered under his breath. "Because is you said 'I do' you'd actually get married and I don't want any of you to walk out the school with an actual legal husband or wife though for half you, it would technically be illegal but you know, oh well."
Wow. Just wow.

We ended up getting a boy.
"What should we name him?" Sebby questioned as he held the robot awkwardly in his hands.
"Jason?"
"No," he responded quickly. I raised an eyebrow at him and he explained, "He's an Asian baby, let's give him an Asian name."
I knew something was up the moment he slightly looked to my left than at me. Does he know about Jason? How?
"Ok? How about Chang?"
"Too racist."
"Ryan?"
"YouTuber has it."
"Erik?"
"With a c or a k?"
"K."
"Nuh, too overused."
"With a c then."
"Nope, too simple."
"WE MIGHT AS WELL CALL OUR SON SIR STOMPE CUDDLY POP TALULA THE THIRD AT THIS RATE YOU BLOODY BAFOON!!" I frustratingly screamed at him. Luckily everyone else was too busy in their own screaming battles to notice mine and the teacher was too busy reading fanfic.
"What was that name?" Sebby asked.
"Sir Stompie Cuddly Pop Talula the third."
"It's perfect Kimmy."
"It's a joke Sebby!"
"Sir, we have a name." Sebby declared, raising his name.
"Don't you dare Sebastian, don't you freaking dare."
"Go on," the teacher asked, a pen in his hand so he could write the name down.
"Sir Stompie Cuddly Pop Talula the third."
"You sure?"
"100%."
"Ok, your child is now called Sir Stompie Cuddly Pop Talula the third, congratulations." Mr Cunningham said before getting back to his fanfic.
"I can't believe you did that Sebby."
"It was your idea," he tried reasoning.
"It was a joke."
"Isn't your mummy a little bit annoying and uptight Sir Stompie Cuddly Cop Talula the third. She needs to learn how to have fun doesn't she?" He cooed in a baby voice as he talked to the Asian robot baby thingy. Honestly, it's adorable. I need to tell Jason this. I took my phone and wrote a short text to him about Sir Stompie Cuddly Pop Talula the third and Sebastian and how everything was surprisingly good. I put my phone away, knowing my texts will never be opened nor replied to. I looked over at Sebastian playing with the robot with a smile on his face. I wish life was always this happy.

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