Wattpader 1: *fills out his form for some sort of application and looks at his friend with an impatient look* Bro, make it fast. We don't have all day to stand.

Wattpader 2: *tapping the pen on the paper with a confused look* Wait, am searching for something important.

Wattpader 1: What's that? *looks at his own form to check if he missed out anything*

Wattpader 2: No, am just confused with this. *points out the boxes next to marital status*
Single     ⬜
Married ⬜

Wattpader 1: What's the issue? Just tick the box for singles.

Wattpader 2: I am just wondering if I should tick the married one as I am wholeheartedly committed to wattpad. *proceeds on thinking*

#WhenYouCompletelyGiveYourselfToWattpad  :p