Me: *sits in grass*

Dark: hi ka-

Me: leave me the fuck alone link

Dark: don't call me that!

Me: THEN DONT DONT KISS ME!

Dark: i can't do whatever i-

Me: *slaps him* no, no you can't

Dark: *tries to kiss me again*

Me: *spawns box and puts dark link in it*

Dark: Hey!

Me: *sets box ablaze and walks back to house*

Dark: HOT!