Me: sorry but I can't be with you.  :/

BEN: NUUUU! *runs to room*

Sal: you bwoke up wit him? *eating waffle*

Me: yeah. Just don't got that.... spark...... I don't know.

Sal: okay! *runs off*

Me: wow.... I'm... free! This kinda feels nice being single...

???: enjoy because I want you.... to be mine.... *hides in shadows*