Me: *walks in living room to see, wait jeff reading?!* Your reading!

Jeff: yeah, slender told me to. *lies*

Me: can i see?

Jeff: *points at back*

Me: you're learning about pandas? o.o

Jeff: yesh... *has her diary in front of the book reading diary instead*

Me: cool... *walks back to room*

Jeff: wait... she likes... BEN...?! *reading diary* O.o

Me: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DIARY!

Jeff: shoot! *hides diary under sofa and continues t read*

Me: *runs in BEN's room* Did you take it!

Jeff: holy shizz