Me: *playing with Jimmy* You are terrible at life my friend...

Jimmy: Why do you think i became a murderer then? *laughs*

Me: Why did you?

Jimmy: um... welp... i don't really know... for fun?

Me: You're lying.... you blinked a total of four times, you only blink once a minute...

Jimmy: o.o dude...

Me: i know i'm-

???: *smashes through window* ALL SHALL PERISH! *grabs me and Jimmy*  ALL!

Me: WHO ARE YOU!

Jimmy: HE'S ZALGO! SHOOT!

Zalgo: .-. you aren't supposed to know buuut.... okay let's just go to my dungeon and get you two tortured...

Both of us: NUUU