Dominic wakes up with Sarah cuddling his side and he frees himself from her iron grip and walks into his kitchen to make himself a cup of coffee

Dominic:*grumbles* Damn kids...and their Minecraft...play Halo you scrubs..or Street Fighter..

Dominic looks at the fourth wall and smirks as he drinks from a Capcom licensed mug

Dominic: Ahh~ Tasty~

Dominic then spits the coffee in the sink and sits down and pulls out a book and starts to read it

Dominic:*sips coffee* Eugh! I hate coffee but it's the only thing I have as a morning beverage.

Dominic then heard the doorbell ring and he closes the book and walks to the door

Dominic: Yeah yeah I heard you! Black I swear to god if this is about some kid online calling you the n-word again I swear to god!

Dominic then opens the door and his eyes widen at the person who was standing at the door

Ramona: Uhh..package for-

Dominic:*spits coffee in her face*

Ramona:*looks at him with coffee dripping from her face* Dominic...Sparda...

Dominic:*coughs* Yeah! That's me!

Ramona:*shoves a package at him* Here..

Dominic: Uhh..do you want to come inside?

Ramona:*pushes past him and makes tracks in his floor*

Dominic:*sighs and closes the door* Look I'm sorry Ramona.

Ramona:*drying her face with a towel* Yeah..whatever. You're gonna compensate for my dry cleaning.

Dominic: I can put it in the wash with my clothes.

Ramona: Fine.*takes off jacket and shirt*

Sarah: Daddy why is that girl getting naked?

Dominic/Ramona:*look at Sarah with wide eyes*

Sarah: Do you know her?

Dominic:*dashes to Sarah* Uh Sarah..c-can you go wait in my room please?

Sarah: Okay!*waves* By lady with weird hair!!

Sarah skips to Dominic's room and he sighs in relief

Ramona: You..have a kid?

Dominic: She's adopted. But I am starting to see her as my own...

Ramona: Cute..so..my shirt?

Dominic: Right!

Dominic finds a random shirt and gives it to Ramona and he takes her clothes and puts it in with a load of his laundry

Dominic:*comes back* Ramona? Hello? Where'd you go?

Sarah:*slides in on Ramona's skates* Weeee~!

Ramona:*giggles* That's it you got it!

Dominic: I see you two have gotten well acquainted..

Ramona: Yup

The phone on Dominic's desk begins to ring and Dominic walks and slides into his rolling chair and rolls to his desk and he slams his feet on the table and catches the phone in his hand and he puts it up to his ear

Dominic: Speak...

???: Mr.Sparda. My name is Matthew Patel! And I challenge you to-

Dominic: Sorry, not open yet.

Dominic throws the phone on the receiver and leans back in his chair and sighs

Dominic: No password...

Ramona: You part of the family business?

Dominic:*nods* It's a bit of a hobby or something I do when Dante isn't there to pick up the phone. Mostly it's when he's on the crapper..

Sarah: Uncle Dante is lazy! Hehe~

Dominic: Indeed he is little lady. Now go get dressed and brush those teeth.

Sarah: Awww~! Okay...

Sarah rolls into her room and closes the door

Ramona: So how is it being a dad?

Dominic: Well I skipped the pregnancy and the waking up at 4:00 in the morning part. So it's been great. I just need to get her admitted to kindergarten.

Ramona: Sounds like a you problem. And me not getting paid is gonna be your problem unless you can somehow make sure all of my deliveries are done by today.

Dominic: Done..

Ramona: Wait? Can you actually do that?

Dominic: Of course I can.

Dominic stands up and puts his hands together and closes his eyes and two dark purple, faceless clones of himself come out of his body

Dominic: Help the lady with her work. She needs to take a break.

The two clones nod and take the packages Ramona had in her bag and run down the street to deliver the packages

Ramona: Wow...you are one of the strangest guys I've ever met.

Dominic: Thank you

Ramona: Wasn't really a compliment..

Dominic: I know. But I like being Bizzarre. 

Ramona: With how your family is, I know you aren't lying.

Dominic:*chuckles* Say...I'm going out tonight since Hestia is staying home with Sarah. Want to join me?

Ramona: Is the mighty Dominic asking a human girl out on a date?

Dominic: Oh hush, I know how capable you are Ramona.

Ramona:*thinks* You know what...sure. I could use a night out on the town.

Dominic: Great! I have these tickets for a concert so we can party all night.

Ramona:*smiles* You really know how to make a girl feel needed.

Dominic: Probably for how many times I've been hit on the head.

Ramona:*knocks on his skull* Anyone in there?

The two share a laugh and look at each other with kind smiles

Ramona:*blushes* W-well..I'm gonna go get ready!

Ramona runs out with a red face, forgetting her clothes and skates

Dominic: Odd...that's never happened to me before. Humans are so strange..

Hestia: Tell me about it!

~timeskip~

Dominic waits around for Ramona to show up with a plastic bag in his hands

Dominic: Where is that girl?

He then feels someone tap his shoulder and he turns around but no one was there and he repeated this until Ramona popped out and laughed at him

Dominic: Oh ha ha Ramona.

Ramona: Yeah it's me. You're lucy I recognized you. How did you dye your hair so fast? And why?

Dominic: Because I don't want anyone I know that might be here to know that I like to attend music concerts!

Ramona: Okay okay! Didn't know you were so sensitive about this kind of thing.

Dominic: Yeah! So..let's enjoy the concert.

Ramona: Who's playing?

Dominic: I don't know..didn't bother to look who was playing.

Ramona: So what if they play a sucky song?

Dominic: I blow up the building...

Ramona: I can't tell if you're lying.

Dominic: Psh! I'm kidding! No I just stay. I'm not leaving until I get my money's worth

The band comes out and they start to play the first song

https://youtu.be/xTKatLk2TWY

Ramona: The song is kind of catchy!

Dominic: I know! By the way here are your roller skates and your clothes! I cleaned your skates and gave them a tune up!

Ramona: Thank you!! I could kiss you right now!

Dominic: What!?

Ramona: I said-!!

Stop the music))

Just then, a man crashes through the roof of the building

???: MR. SPARDA!!!

He lands on the railing in front of Dominic and Ramona

???: Wait a second...you're not that scumbag. Who are you!?

Dominic: It's a disguise..

???: Ah... I see you are well invested in stealth! And it seems I have now seen through your rouse! Now consider our fight..

He grabs Dominic by the hem of his shirt and brings him to his face

???: BEGUN!!!

The man throws Dominic to the ground below him which makes a crater on impact and he jumps at Dominic with the intent to kill

Dominic:*groans and sits up* What did I do..?

???: AAAAAAHH!!!

Dominic: Oh crap baskets!!*backflips and kicks ??? in the chin*

???:*flies backwards* ARGH!!

??? lands on his feet and wipes his mouth of blood

???: Alright! Allllright...Nice one..Spar-DUH!

Dominic: Who the hell are you?

???: My name...is Matthew Patel! And I am Ramona's first...evil....ex..boyfriend!

Dominic:*looks at her* First? There's more!?

Ramona:*whistles looking away*

Dominic:*sighs and dodges a punch*

Matthew: Come on freak! Let's see those feet move!!

Matthew then starts shooting fireballs at Dominic's feet making him jump and yelp as the fire nearly burns his clothes off

Dominic: Jesus!

Matthew: DIE!!

Matthew fire a large fireball at Dominic

Dominic: Shit! Earth Style: Mud Wall!

Dominic puts his hand on the ground and a wall comes from the floor and takes the attack head on and nearly crumbles from it which relieved Dominic until he was punched in the face by Matthew's fist going through the wall

Dominic:*wipes his nose* Damn...I'm getting sloppy..what would you think of me Snake?

Matthew: You'll pay for dating Ramona you freak! And you'll pay for the $1:25 I had to use for the payphone! Finding a payphone was difficult as it is and you just hung up on me!!

Dominic: You could have just used a cellphone. Payphones are connected to phone lines which will then go to the towers which will patch you through to my home line. Cell Phones do the same thing but without the wires. I don't know how you didn't know that.

Matthew: Steal Ramona and insult my intelligence! You'll die for that Sparda!

Matthew then rushes at Dominic and the two resume fighting one another. Matthew gets a few good hits in but Dominic is stronger than he is so he knocks Matthew back with a haymaker to the face

Matthew:*grunts*

Random Dude: Hey! What's up with this dudes outfit?

Random Chick: Yeah is he like a pirate?

Dominic: No he looks like Fabio if he was an emo twink

Matthew: Pirates are in this year you wretch!!

The two lock arms in a struggle to overpower the other

Dominic: You really went out with this psycho!?

Ramona: Yeah...it was the 7th grade.

Dominic: More explanation please!

Ramona:*sighs* It was football season and for some little reason all the little jocks wanted me. Matthew was the only non-white/non-jock boy in town.

Dominic: Highly unlikely but keep going.

Ramona: The two of us joined forces and we took down all the jocks. We brawled and scrapped. We fought for hours. Nothing could beat Matthew's mystical powers. We only kissed once and dated for about a week and then I told him to hit the showers.

Dominic: Hold up. Mystical powers?

Matthew:*kicks Dominic away* You'll pay for this..FLOWERS!!

Matthew then starts to dance and sing to a beat

Matthew: If you want to fight me~ 

Dominic: What?!

Matthew: Hah! You're not the brightest~! You won't know what hit you in the slightest~!!

Matthew then floats a few feet into the air and points his finger in the air and it lights on fire

Dominic: Okay...out of all the things I've seen...this is the weirdest. Fine if you want me to be serious then fine!

Dominic snaps his fingers in the air and his hair turns back to it's silvery white

Dominic: Every evil that breathes a single breath...I must destroy...

Matthew: Now we're talking!

Matthew then starts scatting and demon chicks appeared around him dancing with him

Dominic: Okay I can admit you have a good singing voice.

Matthew:*hand lights on fire* Me and my fireballs! Hah! My demon hipster chicks!

Demon Chicks: You tell em Matty~

Matthew:*racist indian impression* I'm talking the talk~! Because I know I'm slick~

Demon Chicks: S-L-ICK!

Matthew and his Demon Chick posse start shooting fireballs at Dominic

Dominic: Whoa!!*does a backflip* Uhh Ramona! Does this guy have a weakness?

Ramona: We only dated for a week!

Dominic: Wow talk about short lived!

Matthew:*growls* You don't know when to quit do you freak!!

Matthew fires more fireballs at Dominic and he just dodges them. No deflecting or blocking them

Ramona: Hey uh where is all the power you had!? You running low on batteries?

Dominic: No I don't want to kill anyone here! And killing a guy with a good singing voice like that would be a sin!

Matthew: Ha! You're too kind. But now you die!!

Matthew held one finger above his head and his Demon Chicks flew around him making a giant ball of fire

Dominic:*crosses his arms* Gh! GAAAAAAAHH!!!

The fireball exploded leaving an ashy crater in the building

Matthew: Hahaha! I win! Ramona! You are now mi-*looks behind him* I sense a disturbance..

Dominic:*on the stage letting his leg swing* You know..you could have just left and went on to become a singer. But you had to ruin my fun time..now I'm gonna kill you.

Matthew: I'll just make the next one bigger and then you won't be-

Dominic:*appears below Matthew* Hmph...

Matthew:*looks at Dom with wide eyes*

Dominic: ORA!!!

Dominic punches Matthew so hard that he reaches escape velocity within seconds

Matthew:~This is impossible! How can this be!?~

Dominic: Open your eyes..and maybe you'll see..

Dominic kneels down and wings sprout from his back and the ground cracks under him and he flies after Matthew

Dominic:*reaches Matthew* Die...

Matthew: Wait! Wait! Wai-!

Dominic chops Matthew down and follows him and keeps attacking him relentlessly and then kicks him like a ball to the concert and he lands in front of Matthew

Matthew: Have...mercy

Dominic: Sorry...all out of mercy...

Dominic holds out his hand in front of Matthew and smirks as he blasts him into ash

Matthew:*turns into coins*

Dominic:*picks them up* Oh man $2:10?! I can't pay for gas with this!!

Ramona:*grabs his arm* I'll pay!

Ramona drags Dominic out of the stadium and they get into his car and drive away

Dominic: That was...eventful..

Ramona: Yeah..you know..seeing you do that for me. Has made me in the mood for something..

Dominic: Like what?

Ramona: Just keep your eyes on the road..

Dominic: What are you-

Dominic feels his zipper become undone and he feels an intense warming pleasure on his manhood and it makes it sort of hard to drive

Dominic:*bites his lip and puts both hands on the wheel* Holy christ..~

Ramona:*gags* God you got some length on your sword

Dominic:*almost crash into cars* AAHH!!

Ramona: EY! Watch where you're drivin'!!

Dominic: Haaa~! Sorry! Oh..oh god~ A-aaaah~

Ramona:*gulps and sits up* Ah~ There. Feel better?

Dominic:*stops in front of her house* Yeah...hey..can I come in?

Ramona: You want more don't you?

Dominic:*inhales and nods* Yeah..also I don't want to crash on my way home.

Ramona: Sorry about that.

The two go inside and hang their coats up and start to make out on their way to Ramona's room and they fall onto her bed and take off their shoes and clothes. They then get under the blankets and they smile at each other

Ramona:*puts a finger to his lips* Not yet...it's only the first date remember.

Dominic: Yeah yeah I know. Never fuck on the first date. But we will on the second right?

Ramona: Hell yeah. At your house though. I like the danger~

Dominic: Oh baby danger is my middle name~

Ramona: Is it really~

Dominic: No it's Vergil. Sorry I tried to sound sexy and-

Ramona:*covers his mouth* Just shut up and get down there.

Dominic: Yes ma'am!

Dominic goes under the covers and Ramona smiles and closes her eyes

Ramona:*moans* Ah~ Yes..oh yeah~

This goes on for a while and her moans get louder

Ramona: OH YES~!!! YES~!!! HAAAAA~!! Ah~ That was wonderful~

Dominic:*pops his head out* I've had practice.

Ramona: I can tell~

Dominic:*holds her close* Let's stay like this. I like to cuddle with things when I'm sleeping.

Ramona: Sure. But don't be surprised if I'm gone when you wake up.

Dominic: Most women I sleep with are.*kiss her forehead* Goodnight my flower

Ramona:*smiles* Goodnight

The two new lovers fall asleep in each others arms

A Devil May Cry~