11: "Valentine's Day"
Dominic:*texting on his phone* .......
Nathan: So I'm taking Asuna out to a nice restaurant tonight.
Dante: That's cool. Blake said she could get us a ship to her home town for the weekend and her parents said we could stay with them.
Sapphire: Cool. I was thinking of taking Ruby and Hestia to a movie and then dinner.
Dominic: What's the occasion?
Zuwon* You..you do know what day today is?
Dominic: Friday?
Nathan: Oh my God are you dence? It's Valentine's Day!
Dominic's eyes widened as the glass that was his mind broke
Dante: Is he broken?
Sapphire snaps his fingers in front of the frozen half demon and he even went so far as to hit him. Well..he did enjoy it
Zuwon: Well Dante, it looks like you're gonna have to be in two places at once.
The door gets blown off its hinges by an angry Leone
Sapphire: Make that four..
Dante: God...dammit
The angry lioness grabs Dominic by the collar and shakes him furiously
Leone: Why don't you return my calls you asshole!!?
Dante: Leone he's broken right now. Call back when he's in.
Leone: Why is he like this?
Dante: Oh life just dicks him a lot. And he forgot Valentine's Day way today
Leone starts laughing while holding her stomach on the floor
Leone: HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!
Dominic:*inhales* What day is it!?
Dante: Still Valentine's Day dipshit..
Dominic: Oh god..I have to get Esdeath something or else she's going to turn me into a frozen statue!
Zuwon: When she does, do that pose Han Solo did when he was frozen.
Leone: She's gonna have to wait in line. Cause your ass is mine Dominic!!!
Dominic: Leone! What are you doing here!?
Leone: You blocked my number! That photo was a joke!
Dominic: You can't do that to a guy like me Leone! I already have Sarah and Hestia to take care of.
Sapphire: Hestia doesn't need to be taken care of.
Dominic: I have several videos of Sarah helping Hestia tie her shoes. Not the other way around!
Leone:*giggles* But besides that! YOU are taking ME out in an apology date!
Esdeath: Leone?
Leone: Oh..hey you..
Esdeath: Why are you here?
Leone: My boyfriend is going to take me out today~
Dominic: I am?
Esdeath started to feel jealousy towards Leone. Esdeath was determined to show her love on the day where love was blooming everywhere
Esdeath: Unhand my love Leone! He is going with me on this most beautiful of days!
Leone: Why would he go with you!? You're a killer!
Esdeath: So are you! And so is he! And Dante, and Sapphire, and Nathan, and Zuwon!
Dante: Hey fuck you too bitch..
Dominic: GIRLS!! Look how about I take the both of you out? It'll be us and just us.
The girls pondered a thought of them being with Dominic but they hated the idea of spending the time with their sworn enemy as well
Leone: Fine.
Esdeath: Acceptable.
The girls huffed as Dominic smiled and he kissed their cheeks and left to get changed
Esdeath/Leone:*smiles*
Esdeath: We must put aside our pasts to make this day special for him. He deserves it.
Leone: Alright alright. So..Dom, where are ya gonna take us? A bar? A movie?
Dominic: We could just spend the day here. I mean I have a lengthy backyard, a pool and hot tub, and my walls are soundproof. Rumble and I can cook while Soundwave takes charge on the entertainment.
Dante: Okay smart guy, what about Blake's parents? They're expecting to meet me.
Dominic: Give me a second..
Dominic grabs Yamato from the umbrella stand and he slices the air twice and cuts open a portal to the home of the Belladonna's. The couple screams in shock
Dominic: Silence!
Kali/Ghira: ......
Dominic: My brother is here with me in my home so I am formally inviting you to my home. I know an email or a text would seem easier but I didn't think you savages would even know what a phone is.
Dante: Hey!!
Dante pushes his brother in anger from the racist comment
Dante: What the fuck are you doing!?
Dominic:*whisper* I'm a naturally good natured man towards my elders. But I want them to like you more than me. If you want their favor I have to seem like the villain I am.
Dante: Ooooh
Dominic: Mhm. Now punch me in the-
Dante punched Dominic in the crotch making all the guys "oooh" in unison
Zuwon: Right in the balls!
Sapphire: Damn..
Dominic:*groans* You got both of them..ah you dick!
Dante:*rubs his knuckles* Ow. Damn bro that hurt me more than it hurt you
Dominic: I highly doubt it..ow..
Sarah: Uncle Dante. Why did you hit daddy in his no no place?
Sapphire: Oh they're just being brothers little angel..at least they're not killing each other..yet
Dante: Uhh hi. I'm Dante and that was my brother. You guys can come through when you're ready. This will stay open until you come through.
Kali: Oh you're Dante? Well it's very nice to meet you.
Ghira: Yes..tell your brother that if he makes another comment like that again I'll kill him myself.
Dante chuckles to himself and laughs as well do the other people in the house
Dante: No offense but my brother is like Darth Maul to your Qui Gon Jin. He can and will kill you even if you look at him funny.
Sapphire: He's done it before! One student just looked at him and his head, shish, clean off his neck.
Dante: He's not gonna do that though. Right bro?
Dominic: F*ck you!
Hestia:*covers Sarah's ears* Language!
Dominic: Oh boo hoo! My balls are hurting!!
Dante: You're fine! Sorry folks we're a crazy family but we're tight.
Dominic: I'm gonna cut you in half you dick!
Esdeath: My love..I can make it feel better.
Dominic: Just do whatever! Ow!!
Dominic sat on his couch with a hand on his crotch. Esdeath removed his hand and placed hers on his crotch
Dominic: Wh-hey!!
Sapphire saw this and looked at the half demon with dialated pupils and a hateful aura was felt surrounding him
Hestia: Sapphire??
Sapphire: .......
Hestia: Are...are you okay?
Sapphire: I'm gonna kill him...I'm gonna do it.
Hestia: Hey no. You can't do that to Sarah.
Sapphire: Oh she could live with us. If you promise to never do something as foolish as that ever again.
Hestia: I'll...I'll think about it.
Sapphire: It sounds like you're gonna say no.
Hestia: I don't want to separate Sarah from Dominic. He's a monster, an asshole. Hell he's the worst person I ever met!
Sapphire: But....
Hestia: But he has this charm to him. It's a thing that is making me see him differently. He could be a great father one day.
Dominic: Ah!! C-c-cold!
Esdeath: I'm sorry my love. When I'm excited I tend to lose focus.
Dominic: Ah..! It's okay now Esdeath you can remove your hand from my crotch.
Leone: Yeah stop hogging all that meat!
Leone wrapped her arm around Dominic's shoulder and put a hand on his face and made him look at her
Leone: You want me?
Dominic: Yes but there is a kid here and my family is here.
Leone: Oh it's just Dante. Who cares?
Dominic: Uhh I do. I don't think I will even have sex tonight
Leone: NO!!
Everyone looks at Leone who blushes and slouches down on the couch. Esdeath hid her smirk from the ex-assassin since she found her embarrassment amusing
Leone: But it's Valentine's Day~
Leone whines and gave Dominic puppy eyes to try and get her way but only one person could make him submit to puppy eyes
Dominic: No sexual acts but...we may cuddle and kiss.
Leone: Oh fine..!
Esdeath: I'm alright with those parameters.
Dominic: Great. Now get your hand off of my junk!
Esdeath:*removes her hand*
Dominic:*sigh* I'm gonna get the grill started...
Leone looks at Esdeath and flips her off and Esdeath shakes her head and sighs
~timeskip~
The food was prepared and the couple's sat with their significant other and those who didn't have anyone, sat at a table far away from everyone else
Kuro: This is bullshit..
Soundwave: I concur..
Hestia:*sighs happily* I missed this...not a day went by when I wanted to hold your hand again~
Sapphire: I couldn't have said it better myself my dear.
Ghira: So you're the boy Blake had told us about?
Dante: Yes sir. All through highschool we've been together. She's my little bookworm~
Dante held Blake's hand which caused the girl to blush
Kali: How adorable~
Ghira: Do you treat her with love and respect? Would you sacrifice your life for her without a second thought?
Dante: I've already done that before sir and I would do it again. I just want you to know that I'm not just the man I portray myself to everyone.
Blake: Oh Dante~
Blake hugs her boyfriend in a loving embrace which made her parents smile
Ghira:*stands up* My boy...I can say that I definitely approve of your relationship with my daughter.
Dante: Thank you sir. And hey, maybe one day I can call you dad?
Ghira:*chuckles* Maybe. If you're lucky.
Dante: I hope I get lucky!
Dominic: Precious moments like this make me wish my parents were alive to see this.
Esdeath: I would have loved to meet them. Now open wide my love.
Leone: Hey it's my turn to feed him!
Dominic: Girls! It's the day of loving. So let's just love each other..
Leone: Sorry Dom..
Esdeath: Please forgive us..
Dominic: It's okay my loves. I'll let you feed me, even though it is degrading..
The girls stuff all of their food down Dominic's mouth which caught the attention of everyone and they laugh at the aforementioned "Dark Angel" with a mouthful of food
Leone: Wow~ I didn't know you could take so much in you~
Dominic:*indescript garbling*
Dante:*laughs* He sounds like Batman gargling water!!
Dominic:*steam blowing out his ears*
Leone: Oh don't listen to them Dom. You know, if you want to "relive stress" we can go find a room with a door that locks and..fool around~
Esdeath: May I join you?
Leone: Sure. Two girls and one half demon~
Dominic: Oh God....
Leone: Uhhh..we're gonna go...do sonething... inside! So...see you all later! Bye!
Dominic: Don't I get a say in thi-
Dominic's mouth was frozen shut and he was taken inside his house by Leone and Esdeath
Hestia:*sighs* He has sex with them so much and he has no children
Sapphire: Like us. No matter how hard we try we could never have a child..
Hestia:*grabs his hand* We just have to keep trying...
The two lovers share a passionate kiss. Reigniting the flame they once had in their love. Truly this was a day full of love
Leone:*panting* Ah~! Dom I have to tell you! Oh yes~!! The other girls are gonna stay here! Ah~!! So are the Jagers gals too!
Dominic:*grunts* W-wait what?
Esdeath:*moans* Surprise~
Looks like the adventures are just getting started! LET'S ROCK!!
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