The time was 5:30 in the afternoon. Dominic looked at himself in the mirror. He licks his fingers and straightens his eyebrows

Hestia: Going out?

Dominic: Yes. I won't be back until late at night. Can I trust you with Sarah?

Hestia: You still don't trust me?

Dominic: She says with a beer in her hand..

Hestia: Oh shut up! You're going to be drinking anyways.

Soundwave: I will watch over the young girl while you are gone..

Dominic: Thank you. Make sure she's in bed by eight.

Dominic grabs his car keys and phone before he leaves. He walks down to his car which was a replacement for his old one since he had a little panic attack on it.

ominic gets in his car and zooms down the street. He turns his radio to a classical music station, this form of music was always his forte when he was a child. His love for it was as big as his love for Shakespearean literature. The drive wasn't long as he got there by 6:10.

Dominic: Okay let's just hope they actually show up and I'm not drinking alone like last time.

Dominic enters a bar and he spots his twin brother in the crowd

Dominic: Hello brother.

Dante: Hey! Look who made it!

Dominic: So is it going to be us or is everyone else coming?

Dante: No Nathan is in the John and Zuwon is bringing Yang.

Dominic:*groans* Her..

Dante: And Ruby

Dominic: WHAT!?

Dante: She couldn't leave her at home. Hey it's what Yang told him so don't shoot the messenger.

Dominic: Bitch I might.

Dante: Well I already ordered your orange juice with a sippy cup~

Dominic: Hey I'm drinking too!

Dante: Dude you can't hold your liquor. In like two sips you're out.

Dominic: I'll be fine! Hey bartender!

Bartender: I have a name sir..

Dominic: Mhm. What's your strongest drink?

Bartender: We have the Devil's Teardrop but I don't think you can handle it.

Dominic: I can handle it! Do you know who you're talking to?

Bartender: Actually I do. You're Vergil. The guy who tried to take over the world. My sister was at ground zero of that tree that came out of the ground. She's dead..

Dominic: Oh...well I'm not him so..can I have the drink?

Bartender: Yeah sure...

The bartender slides the drink to Dominic who grabs it and downs the whole drink

Dante: Okay so far so good. Dom are you conscious?

Dominic: Yes I'm alright brother. See? I can hold my liquor.

Dominic turns around and takes two steps before he face plants on the floor

Nathan:*steps over Dom* What did I miss?

Dante: My brother is a wuss when it comes to alcohol.

Nathan: I see that..so where is Zuwon?

Dante: He should be here right now....huh I thought he would have come-

Zuwon comes in by kicking open the bar door

Zuwon: What's up dicks!?

Dante: Whup! There he is.

Nathan: Why are Yang and Ruby here?

Dante: I don't know anymore.

Yang: Hey guys! Ready to start this night off with a-

Dante points Ivory to Yangs head as he finishes his whiskey

Dante: That catchphrase is not gonna be as dead as you will be if you finish that sentence.

Yang:*holds her hands up* Okay..okay.

Zuwon: Geez man what crawled up your ass?

Dante: I'm sorry I'm just stressed since Blake's heat is coming up and..I think she wants kids.

Nathan: That's good isn't it?

Dante: Have you seen my home!? It's not even a house! I live at work!!

Ruby: You can move in with Dom. By the way, Hi Dom ~!! Are you already drunk?

Dominic: I can has sandwich!

Yang: He's such a lightweight. He always talks about how powerful he is but he's such a pansy!

Dominic:*gets up* But I can recover quicker now! So I'm sober again!!

Zuwon: Now it's a party!

Dominic: First off, this is guys night. Not four guys and one guys girlfriend and her sister.

Ruby: I'm sorry I just wanted to be with the group.

Nathan: It's not your fault Ruby and neither is it Yangs.

Zuwon: So is it my fault?

All 3: Yes

Dominic: I'm gonna get another drink.

Dante: Nope! You're getting a milkshake.

Dominic: What kind of bar serves milkshakes!?

Nathan: This one does. And Ruby is getting one too.

Ruby: Why me!?

Dante: Because we don't want you making the mistakes we have already made.

Ruby: I promise I won't make them! Please~!

Ruby gives them her infamous puppy eyes

Dante: The eyes! Look away!!

Nathan: Get it away!

Dominic: Awww~

Dante: We got a man down!

Dominic: No Soundwave texted me a photo of Sarah covered in spaghetti. That Ravage made...huh

Ruby: Who's Sarah?

Dominic: My daughter

Yang/Ruby: WHAT!?

The sisters look at Dominic's phone and awe at the photo of Sarah covered in spaghetti sauce

Yang: But wait she looks like she's five. It's been two years so..who's the mom?

Dominic: She's adopted. She sees Hestia and I as her new parents but..Hestia spends little time with her. The cassette tapes that pop out of Soundwave spend more time with her!

Nathan: Now hold on Dom, I know that Hestia probably never took care of a kid before but she's not a bad mother figure.

Dominic calls Hestia's phone and puts it on speaker and it was answered. But not by her, but by Frenzy.

Frenzy:*whisper* Frenzy here. Who is this?

Dominic: I take it Hestia is drunk on the table?

Frenzy: She's on the floor. With what looks like a bottle of Smirnoff?

Dominic:*sighs* Is Sarah asleep?

Frenzy: Yeah she went to bed five minutes ago.

Dominic: Thank you.

Dominic hangs up the phone and sighs

Yang: Who the hell is Frenzy?

Dominic: Let's just drink and make more mistakes. Ruby just stay by us. Lots of freaks roam the night

Zuwon: Like you?

Dominic: Not..funny!

Bartender: It's kind of funny

Dominic points his index and middle finger at the wall behind the bartender and a hole was blown into the wall

Dominic: Who else here still thinks I am not who I once was!?

Dante: Oh come on dude. We're here to have fun remember? Just go get Ruby a milkshake and learn to calm yourself.

Dominic:*groans* Fine!

???: What crawled up your ass?

Everyone turns to the source of the voice and they gasped at who it was. Sapphire who they had not seen since the war ended

Dante: Holy shit

Nathan: Sapphire. How come after all this time, you come here now?

Zuwon: I didn't invite him

Sapphire: Well I heard my cousin was alive again so I wanted to ask you, are you taking good care of her?

Dominic: Huh..I thought this was about me and Leone or how Hestia is living with me.

Sapphire: Oh I know about both of those things. Guess which one I'm gonna kick your ass for?

Dominic: This fight is meaningless to me. Leone came back to me because I gave her the feeling of belonging.

Sapphire: You know that's bullshit. I'm annoyed about her leaving me but I'm pissed about Hestia not talking about what happened. She was fooled and now she's with you. How long has she been hiding in your home?

Dominic: Hiding? More like squatting. She's been living at my home and off of me! And ever since a child came into our lives, I've been working myself half to death just to provide for her and Hestia. Hestia drinking all of the alcohol in the house..

Sapphire: Don't talk about her like that.

Dominic: The truth hurts. Thank God for Alucard and Soundwave. They've been a real help.

Sapphire: You think I'm a bad person? You're letting a monster and a robot live with you! And the child, an angel as pure ad a baby is there in the middle. Why don't you give her to an orphanage? You know yourself you aren't fit for parenthood.

Dominic: Because I feel that I could give that child a better life in a home with a crazy family than in some orphanage. My brother was in one and look what happened!

Dante: I burned it to the ground!

Yang scoots away from Dante since he seemed happy about burning down an orphanage

Sapphire:*sighs* Just...please keep care of her and Esdeath. And I can let the thing with Leone slide as well since we were sort of friends.

Dominic: Well..you can't leave without a drink first right?

Sapphire: .....Sure why not?

Sapphire grabs a glass of whiskey and clinked glasses with Dominic and the two down their drinks

~A Few Hours Later~

Everyone in the bar was chanting "chug" to Sapphire and Dominic who were drinking two foot long glasses in a race to see who would win

Dominic:*finishes* YEEEAAHH!!

Sapphire:*finishes* WOOOH!!

Dante: Damn those two have been at it.

Nathan: Yeah. And Zuwon and Yang have been making out for hours.

Dante: Yeah and look at Ruby. Sitting there all alone..

A guy approaches Ruby and the guys and Yang guard her

Dante: Back the fuck up or I'll kill you!

Man: Okay! Damn!

Ruby: I'm bored..I'm just gonna go home..

Dominic: No way~! I'm having fun~ Ruby come here..come here~

Ruby scoots over to the drunken dark slayer and he wraps his arm around her while he drinks another shot

Dominic: You can stay with me~ My house is magic~ it can expand yet still look small. You want to move out of your dads house right~? We can have so much fun~ You can meet Sarah~

Yang: Say yes!

Zuwon: Can I live there?

Dominic: Sure~

Dante: What about me?

Dominic: Dante.......you're my brother.......of course!!

Dante: Yeah!!! Ruby you're drinking! Dom get more booze in you!! Everyones getting drunk!!!

Ruby: Yay!!

Nathan: I'm the designated driver so no thanks.

Dante: Oh whatever. Let the fun times...COMMENCE!!

The group excluding Nathan drinks the night away like irresponsible teenagers. Drinking all manners of beer and spending nearly all the money they had in their pockets. Some of them even made some very irresponsible mistakes~

~timeskip~

The morning came with Dante waking up with no shirt on and seeing that he was in his twin brothers home. He gets up and sees a small robot making breakfast in a pink apron that says "Kiss My Motherboard"

Rumble: Oh hey, you're up finally.

Dante: Talking robot...

Rumble: Yeah yeah. Hey want to see something funny.

Rumble leads Dante down the hall and he slowly opens the door to a room and in that room was Sapphire, Dominic and Ruby in Dominic's bed

Dante: Pff! Oh my God. Did they?

Rumble: I had to pull out my hearing processors just to shut down peacefully.

Dante: Oh man that's rich!

Dante goes back to the living room and Rumble goes back to cooking breakfast for everyone. The time comes to eat and the only ones who aren't there, are the three in the same bed

Nathan: So..who has pictures of last night?

Yang: I think I do. Hey where's Ruby? And Sapphire? Wasn't he with us?

Zuwon: Let's not...look into it too much.

A door opens and Dominic, Sapphire and Ruby walk out and they sat down at the table

Yang: Hey Ruby. What's with the crazy hair?

Ruby: I don't wanna talk about it..

Zuwon: Why all the white hair on your shirt Sapphire?

Sapphire: ........

Dante: Hey Dom wh-

Summoned swords point at Dante's neck as his brother was not in the mood for his foolishness

Dominic: Shut..up..Dante..

Nathan: Calm down Dominic. Just calm. Look it's just how we have fun. We make mistakes and we reflect on them.

Dante: That reminds me, who else is staying here?

Sapphire: I got a text from Amethyst that just has "OMW"

Nathan: I think that means " On My Way"

Sapphire: Oh...

Yang: So Dom. Where's this daughter of yours?

Dominic: Asleep with Soundwave. She can't sleep without him playing some background noise for her.

Yang: Aww cute~

Dante: Hey so I gotta ask Dom. Why'd you buy this place?

Dominic: Good price, nice area, it was close to my job..

Hestia: Aahh!! Sapphire!!

Sapphire:*waves* Hi....

Hestia: Why do you look like a cat rubbed on you?

Sapphire: Please don't ask..

Esdeath: Cousin?

Sapphire:*smiles* Esdeath. I'm glad you're alive..

The two share a hug even this Esdesth sleeps with her bust almost fully out which was awkward for Sapphire but not as much for the men in the group

Dante:*mouths* You're hitting that?

Dominic:*flips him off while smirking*

Zuwon:*mouths* Can we trade?

Yang:*hits him* Hey..

Sapphire:*mouths* All of you shut up!!

Hestia: What are you guys...I don't even care. Oooh Rumble is cooking today~ Yaaay~

Ruby: Hey so..are we gonna talk about last night Dom? Sapphire?

Yang: What happened last night?

Sapphire: Nothing!

Dominic: Yeah, nothing! Ruby shut up!

Ruby: You don't scare me. You both care so much about me..that'd you'd marry me just to keep me safe from the world. Well I'm strong too! And boys...make sure you can handle my speed the next time you fuck me.

Dominic:*sighs* Hey so you guys know how Kurt Cobain died?

Dominic puts a shotgun in his mouth

All: NO NO NO NO!!