(The Oof au ones are the ogs cuz they die in games most of the time)

Oof! Zee:

Also Oof! Zee: Well, this must be how Classic felt meeting the sans Au's.
Oof! Emett: ya know, this is pretty awkward especially if it's... "You".

Child! Emett: W-Well then, f-*frog* you too!

Hs! Disc: *gasp* WHO THOUGHT HER?

Oof! Emett and Child! Emett in unsion: It's better to learn young.

Classic enters the room: Heya Zee-

All the Zees: Yes?

Classic:

Also Classic: so, Original Zee, what am I gonna call ya now?

Oof! Zee: CARTER!

Child! Zee: you silly cake head! We're all Carters! *giggles*

Classic: *takes child! Zee* I will take this and never come back with this.

Oof! Zee: HEY! CLASSIC NO!

Classic: CLASSIC YES!

Assassins: ...

Musical! Addy: Needs some chase music! Hit it girls!