A girl: OMG, I PUT ON 5 POUNDS!!!MY LIFE IS RUINED 😭😭😭😭

Me: Wait.....what's weight?!

The girl:.......how old are you and how much do you weigh?-

Me: I'm 78.5 pounds and I'm 11 years old!

The girl: Are you ok.....did someone do something to you??

Me:IM A OK!!

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