Not a reqeust!

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(3rd life)

Jimmy: So jellyshish-

Scott, laughing: JELLYSHISH!?

Jimmy: You know what I meant!

first thought- let me just fix this!

Jimmy: The Pufferish-

Scott, laughing: PUFFERISH!?

Jimmy: ..You know what I meant!

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(3rd life)

*Scott is casually searching around the room*

Grian: Hey Scott, what're you looking for?

Scott: My will to live.

*Jimmy walks into the room*

Scott: Oh, there it is!

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(All Works)

joel: What's two plus two?

Scott: Math.

joel: ...I will accept that answer. 

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(3rd life)

Grian: Something tells me Scott's going to be a bit more unhinged 'today'...

Scott, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Jimmy isn't alive(home) to stop me, I'm going feral!

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(last life.)

Scar: Don't worry, I have a permit.

Lizzie: ...This just says "I can do what I want". 

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(u people deiced- XD)

Scar: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Scar: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro* 

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(3rdlife?)

*edited*

Grian: Why can't you ever Fix your problems yourself?

Scar: I have a person who does that for me.

Grian: Yeah, ME.

Scar: I'm glad you agree. 

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(3rdlife????)

*edited*

Grian: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Scar, taken from us in the prime of life; {inseting Scars fav death}

Scar from the afterlife: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.

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(3rdlife & double life.)

Scar: You don't know anything about me!

Grian: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children! 

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(3rdlife)

Scar: Jimmy! This soup is flaccid!

Jimmy: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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(3rdlife)

Scar-: So when are we gonna tell them?

Grian: Just give them a minute.

Scott: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*

(Made rest)

Scar: Yknow- i thought Jimmy was the dumb one-

Jimmy: Scotts not Dumb, He just won't give up untill somthing works so he probally does Know but is stubborn And Won't Give Up.

Scar: Yknow that makes alot more sense-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(literly could be all- XD)

Scar: Ow!

Grian: What's wrong?

Scar: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Grian: It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

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(last life-)

Mumbo: Can you keep a secret?

Grian: Do you know anything about my life?

Mumbo: No, I don't. Good point.

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(tbh- could happen in all-)

Grian: A decision had to be made.

Joel: And you fucked it up!

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(3rdlife)

Grain: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Scott: That naptime was a punishment.

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(Idfk u choose-)

tango, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.

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(Double life)

tango: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?

jimmy: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

tango: Wait... you eat shaving cream?

jimmy: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

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(3rdlife)

Jimmy: You believe me?

Scott: jimmy, you're the last good person on this planet. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

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(Yall choose :D)

tango: You played me!

jimmy: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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(3rdlife-)

*edited*

jimmy: I asked Scott out.

Jimmy mumbling to himself: by accident aswell-

Grian: Oh, I'm sorry.

jimmy: Huh- Why-?

Grian: Well, I assume he said no.

jimmy: No, he said yes-

Grian: Really? Then I'm sorry for him. 

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(Double life)

tango: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.

jimmy: Oh, that was all real.

tango: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!

jimmy: If I'm gonna be sacrificed, I'm gonna do it right.

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(All.)

eThO: I am strong! I beat jimmy at arm wrestling!

Scott: Anyone can beat jimmy at arm wrestling!

jimmy: Hey-

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Post date: 5/6/2023