August 10th, 2027 After school "Oh, Jake. Ummm how's it... AHHHHH. Bro?! Jeffery exclaimed. Jake dragged Jeffery directly out of the house and on to the front porch of Jeffery's house. "Close the door." Jake said. Jeffery was confused. "I'll be right back. I need to go get socks." Jeffery said. About 3 minutes later when Jeffery came back out with shoes. "So what did you want to say." Jeffery asked. Jeffery thought he knew what he was gonna say, but he was off by a little bit. "I'm gonna be a father." Jake said. There was a long awkward moment of silence. "So did you mean to make a baby or were you wearing a condom?" Jeffery asked. Jake responded "no and yes, the condom must of had a hole in it or something."

"Just pointing out. I've never had sex with or without a condom, and don't want to have sex with Ellen." Jeffery said. Jake was overwhelmed and frustrated at the same time. "This about how I'm now a father." Jake said frustratingly. Jeffery understood so he said "ok I understand. By the way what are you going to do? Are you going to leave her?"
"No, I'm not like most dooshbags leaving their significant others. After they get pregnant on accident."

"True, but my main question is how many times did you have sex with Iceler? Was this the first time. and were did you have sex." Jake was getting mad because Jeffery was asking too many question. "Ummm, only once, this was the first time I every had sex with Iceler." Jake said "Well duh, you can't even were a condom correctly." Jeffery said jokingly. Jake did not take that very well and try to hit Jeffery in the face.

"Bro, what the hell?" Jeffery said angrily.Jake apologized to Jeffery"I'm sorry. It's a lot of pressure to soon become a father." Jake said. Jake forgot to say one thing. "And before you ask we are not getting an abortion." Jeffery responded, "Damit that was my next question."
August 11th, 2027
"Wheres Jake and Iceler." Jeffery thought. Jeffery's mind went to them having sex again.

And yes Jake does ware sock during sex. He's weird just like Jeffery. Thats why their friends. "But I don't think they want twins." Jeffery thought

The bell rang and after that he didn't really think much about Jake and Iceler being gone. Until art which is when he takes classes with Ellen and Iceler. "Hmmm where is Iceler." Jeffery thought. And again his mind went to them having sex.

"Fuck you mind, Their not having sex.
I know that because Iceler is pregnant already."Jeffery thought arguing with himself. Jeffery started getting paranoid because if he told Ellen, Ellen would be very concerned for Iceler because their cousins. Or Ellen could spread the word that Iceler is pregnant, and Jake would be mad at Jeffery.

"Ahhhhh!!!" Jeffery screamed outloud. Jeffery just realized what he did. He was still in the middle of art class. "Jeffery detention!" The Art teacher exclaimed. Jeffery whispered, "fuck". "That's another." The art teacher said.

Chapter 4 coming soon

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