When I was 6 my parents were still taking me to church. I wasn't really a holy child per say.

I hated these trips with a passion. I did have fun in my own way sometimes.

One time, we went to church and I saw this lady dressed up all fancy. She was really into all that bible stuff.

I went up to her and I slapped her in the ass. I'm not kidding!

The lady was super pissed. We ended up having to leave.

It's my best church memory.