At Thanksgiving, my brother was complaining that my mom turned Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers up too loud and that they weren't a band to do that to.

My mom replied by quoting a song:
We could buy a '62 Cadillac
Put a Fender amplifier in the back
Drive straight to the heart of America
Turn up to ten, let that sucker blast

My dad jumped in with this: "There's only one man that can tell you to turn it up."

I finished it with: "Ronnie Van Zant."

End of discussion. Only Ronnie can tell you what to do with your music volume now.