Episode 7: The Infernal Internship of Mark Beaks!

We see Scrooge and Glomgold staring intently at each other while bagpipe music plays in the background as Huey and Dewey stand right behind Scrooge.

Huey:Are we going to the store, or...

Scrooge: Quiet. I'm in the middle of a vision beast battle of wills.

Dewey: So, it's a staring contest?

Glomgold: It's not just a staring contest, (starts looking away) it's a-- (gasps) Nice try, McDuck, but your family bickering will never get me to look away. Never!

Dewey: It's a staring contest.

Usher: Excuse me, this area of the Duckburg Billionaires Club is only for our elite members. (Huey and Dewey walks out of the room) The creme de la creme, the finest ducks in Duckburg!

Then all of a sudden a male enters while looking at his phone as Huey and Dewey exits.

Huey: (gasps) Is that...?

(Fun fact: He shares the same voice actor for Donatello in "Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Josh Brener.)

Man: (Whispers without looking away from his phone) Yep.


Huey smiles as he and Dewey walk out the door. Meanwhile the man grabs a chair and sits next to Scrooge and Glomgold as they keep staring at each other.

Man: Old guys, nice clubhouse you've got here. Got a real "I'm so rich I don't care how I look" quality about it. (Holds out his phone between the two to take a selfie) Rich peeps!

The phone makes a camera click sound then starts typing on his phone.

Man: I'm tagging us.

Glomgold: (Without looking at the man) I'm sorry, who are you?

Mark: Seriously? Mark Beaks? Founder and CEO of Waddle? (Chuckles) Soon to be newest addition to the Duckburg Billionaires' Club. Come on!

Mart taps on his phone to show how much money he has in his bank account as the number slowly go up.

Glomgold shoves the phone away with looking at Mark as he keeps talking to the two Scottish billionaires.

Mark: And creator of the newest tech innovation, (get up from his seat) Project Tah-dah! (Sits back down) It's everything you think it is and nothing you're expecting. I'll flip you my Peep deets so you can follow my updates.

Scrooge: (without looking at Mark) I don't understand half those words.

Mark: Whoa, weird. I wouldn't have thought you successful guys would be so behind the times. (Starts typing on his phone) Allow me to take you to the future.

Mark turns off the Scottish music playing in the room with a music app on his phone and starts playing his favorite playlist as a remix of Scottish music starts playing.

Mark: Remix! 🎵Pew! Pew-pew-pew-pew!🎵 🎵Pew a-roo!🎵 Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it!

The music intensifies until the beat drops into a dubstep remix.

Mark: Ooooh!

Meanwhile we see Huey and Dewey are outside of the room in the "Kid Check" as Huey looks at the door with a magazine in his hands while Dewey walks towards a suit of armor.

Huey: That was Mark Beaks! He's right in there! (Shows Dewey grabbing the axe from the armor) Oh, man, I'm almost breathing the same air as him. (Sniffing) Oh, ingenuity.

(A/N: Yes yes, I know. Creepiest thing he ever said.)

Dewey: Come on, like I couldn't be a young, influential business guy?

Dewey grabs the helmet with he axe as Huey snickers and sighs after hearing that.

Dewey: What?

Huey: Oh. Oh! You were serious? It's just your more the crazy, irresponsible fun guy than the serious, brilliant, successful guy. (Points at the door)

Dewey: You don't know! At least I'm not the guy who just reads about people who do stuff guy. I could be a bigger deal than Beaks in three years, tops!

Dewey puts on the knight helmet as the armor falls into pieces behind him, causing the usher to glare at him behind his desk.

Dewey: I'll pay for that in three years. I am very sorry.


Then we come back to see Huey laying on his back, reading his magazine while Dewey was doing the robot with the helmet on his head until they heard the door open as Mark walked out of the room. As we see Scrooge and Glomgold still staring at each other.

Mark: Keep making that Money, y'all! See you in two million dollars and counting!

The doors close as Mark walks away mumbling to himself.

Mark: Stuck up old money-duddies. (Grabs his phone and starts texting on it.) Don't even have a social media presence.

He walks by Huey and Dewey as they try to get his attention.

Dewey: Mr. Beaks, I'm Dewey, future astronaut president and--

Huey: (holds up the magazine) Can you sign this? You're my 2nd hero and a genius!

Mark stops in his place after hearing Huey call him a genius.

Mark: (to himself) Genius? (Turns towards them and speaks out loud) You two, I like how much you like me! (Takes the magazine and signs it) That shows real smarts! Come by the offices and I'll hook you up with a tour. (Hands back the magazine bake to Huey.) Maybe even an after-school job? (Finger guns while making laser noises) Pew pew pew. Pew pew pew pew! Pew! Pew pew-pew!

Huey: You mean it?!

Dewey: Sure. Why not.

Mark: Amazing sauce. I'll text you. (Presses a button on his phone as a Hoover with a helmet on it roles in front of him.) Internship starts mañana!

He puts some goggles on and the helmet on the Hoover, then steps on it and does a piece sign while rolling off.

Meanwhile back in the room we see Scrooge and Glomgold still staring at each other with their eyes now bloodshot while the dubstep continues playing loud in the background. Glomgold started to grumble.

Scrooge: What, did you say something?

Glomgold: I was just grumbling.

Scrooge: Well, do it louder.

Glomgold: Then it's not grumbling! Gah, I hate this music.

Scrooge: We've got to do something about the New Guy.

Glomgold: I never had Lou's Pie.

Scrooge: No, New Guy!

Glomgold: Oh, agreed! Let's get rid of him! Great. Now I want pie!

Glomgold turns his head to grab his bell and rings it. Then he realized what he just did as he looked at Scrooge smirking at him.

Glomgold: Wait, no!

Scrooge: (jumps out of his seat) Ha! See you tomorrow, Flinty. And I'll be sure to bring my Nephew-In-law.

Scrooge walks away triumphantly leaving Glomgold grunting in frustration.

(Time Skip brought to you by F/N drinking some Green tea.)

It's the next morning in McDuck Manor as we see F/N walking towards the Workshop until he sees Huey and Dewey who is holding a briefcase walking towards the front door.

F/N: Oh good morning boys.

H/D: Good morning Dad/ Morning Dad.

F/N: Where are you two off to this morning?

Dewey: We just offered a job.

F/N: Oh cool. Getting the experience for working. Who for if I may ask?

Huey: (Excited) The one and only Mark Beaks!

F/N: Mark Beaks? ..... Welp it'll be a learning experience for you both. So have fun you two.

Huey: I know I will!

The to give their dad a hug as he hugs them back then they head walk outside from the front door and closed it behind them, leaving F/N alone.

F/N: [Sigh] (shakes his head) Poor Huey. But they'll find out eventually. As they say, "Experience is the best teacher."

???: Ah, there you are, lad.

F/N turns around to see Scrooge walking towards him.

Scrooge: I was just looking for ya, we need your help with something.

F/N: Oh alr- wait... We?

Scrooge: Well believe it or not, Flintheart and I are temporarily working together to get rid of Mark Beaks.

F/N: Hmm.... Alright, I'm in. But if there's any murder involved, I'm out.

Scrooge: Don't worry, lad. I'm with you on that.

He says as the two started to walk out the door to meet up with Glomgold. Meanwhile we see Huey and Dewey walking down a side walk to Waddle as Huey goes through his list.

Huey: Let's see. Can-do attitude, check. Professional posture, hmm, check. Completed checklist, check. Wow, I can't believe we get to be interns at Waddle for Mark Beaks!

Dewey: (Shows off his briefcase) Yeah, I'm mostly doing it to show off (pats the briefcase) this bad boy.

Huey: What is that?

Dewey: Oh, this? It's my super serious business briefcase. "What brilliant business secrets is he hiding in there?" Who knows?

Huey: You can't open the lock, can you? (Puts check list in his hat.)

Dewey: Nerp.

The two boys arrived at Waddle as we see Mark talking to two of his employees on his hoover with a helmet on. He turns around and rolls towards Huey and Dewey.

Mark: Welcome to Waddle, where imagination and innovation get married and have babies!

Then a holographic hand comes out of his phone as it gives him a high five then goes back into his phone.

Mark: Digital high-five app, so you can never get left hanging, or, you know, have to touch anyone. Come, roll with Beaks.

He says as he turns and rolls away on his hoover as the two boys follow him. We see them move past some people jumping on trampolines.

Mark: Here are the high-impact trampolines, the low-impact trampolines, and, of course, the no-impact trampolines. Those are fun.

We head inside Waddle as we see an employee go down a tube slide. Then we see the three came in from the front door. (Shut up.)

Mark: Slides are the new stairs.

Dewey: Ha! That's actually pretty cool!

Huey: If, by cool, you mean statistically proven to increase employee productivity. (Points at Mark) Huh! This guy.

Then the three stop right next to the receptionist's desk.

Mark: Oh, before you ask, yeah, it's all made of candy. You're welcome.

Dewey grabs the stapler on the desk and tastes it.

Dewey: Ooh, wow! Who knew who knew work could be so awesome?

Mark: (Takes the stapler from Dewey) Mark Beaks did. Blambo!

Mark drops the candy stapler on to the floor, causing it to shatter into pieces. Dewey, now very excited, turns towards his brother as Mark's receptionist hands him two propeller beanies with his company's logo on them.

Dewey: He talks the way I want to live!

Mark: (hands the boys the beanies as the put them on) Here are your official Waddle trainee beanies. Congratulations, weenies! Oh, P.S., there's only space for one intern, so one of you is going home by the end of the day. Cool? Cool. (Rolls away) Beaks out!

Beaks rolls away, leaving the two boys by themselves as Huey starts to get worried after hearing there was one internship available.

Huey: One internship? Well [Heh Heh] you didn't want it anyway, so I'll tell Mr. Beaks to give it to me.

Huey walks off until Dewey walks right in front of him.

Dewey: Oh, no, no, no. Sliding my way to billions? Licking other people's stuff? It's everything I never knew I always wanted! I am in!

Dewey walks off as Huey follows.

Huey: This is about more than just goofing around.

Dewey doesn't listen and just jumps down the tube slide.

Dewey: Whee!

Huey: You're doing it wrong. (Sits down and gets ready to slide) This is supposed to be efficient, not fun. (Turns around and slides down.) [In normal voice] Whee.

Meanwhile Mark is still on his hoover while looking at his bank account on his phone as the numbers go up.

Mark: [Ha!] I'm about to be a billionaire! And when Scrooge or F/N tries to follow me online, I'll block them. (Stops his hoover next to his desk and hops into his seat) Man, you are killing it today, Beaks!

Mark takes off his helmet and puts it on his desk, then opens up his laptop when all of the sudden we hear his guard.

Guard: Sir, you can't go in there!

Then we hear tracking followed by groaning as Mark looks up from his laptop to see a falcon walking towards his office as two guards try to stop him, only for him to grab one of them and tossed them into each other.

Guard: Stop right there!

Then we see Mark close his laptop as the guard tries to stop him.

Mark: Ooh, neat!

He grabbed his phone and started recording the falcon defeating the guard with no effort as he walks into Mark's office and in front of his desk as he introduced himself.

???: Mr. Beaks, (Adjusts his tie) allow me to introduce myself.

Falcon: Falcon Graves, (reaches his hand out for a handshake) professional corporate saboteur and-

Mark: (Shakes hand) Professional is right, man! (Stops shaking his hand and points at his suit) That suit game is on point.

Falcon: ...... [Sigh] As I was saying, unfortunately for you, I've been hired to steal your converted Project Tah-dah.

As he was explaining himself Mark takes a selfie with Falcon, leaving him confused.

Falcon: What are you doing?

Mark: I'm just updating my status to "hostage." Feel like this could be huge for my online presence.

Falcon grabs the phone and crushes it with his bare hand. Causing Mark to grab another one out of his jacket.

Mark: Oh, uh, were you not done with your speech?

Falcon grabs Mark and pulls him closer to him.

Falcon: Get me to Research and Development.

One of the guards saw this and charged at him.

Guard: Hey, let him go!

Then Falcon karate chopped him on the head, causing him to yell in pain.

Falcon: Immediately.

Meanwhile at the Billionaire's Club, we see Scrooge and F/N walk towards the room from before as they hear the music still playing.

F/N: What's that sound?

Scrooge: Mark's doing.

F/N: Should have known.

The two walk in and cover their ears as the music is too loud as Scrooge shuts the door behind them.

Scrooge: Turn that nonsense off!

Then we see Flintheart Glomgold setting up a projector.

Glomgold: I already tried. It's impossible.

Then F/N turns to his left and press the button that turns on the music and off, then turns towards Glomgold as he and Scrooge raised an eye brow with a bored expression on their faces.

Glomgold: Well, how was I supposed to know the "On" button and the "Off" button were the same button.

He said as he goes toward the projector screen as Scrooge goes towards his seat and F/N grabs a chair.

F/N: Uh, because it's no different from a switch.

Glomgold glares at him as F/N takes his seat as he and F/N noticed a pizza box on the floor.

Scrooge: Did you sleep here last night? (Pushes the box away with his cane)

Glomgold jumps and pulls down the screen.

Glomgold: Don't be ridiculous. (Runs towards his seat) Who can sleep when you're plotting against a nemesis?

F/N: (Rolls eye while crossing his arms) Why am I not surprised at that response.

Glomgold: That cocky Mark Beaks may be the only man I hate as much as you two.

Scrooge: I Know the feeling.

F/N: Ditto.

Glomgold: You hate him too, Duck?

F/N: Only reason why I came here.

He said as the two billionaires take their seats.

Glomgold: So now I propose we get rid of him.

Glomgold claps his hands as the lights turn off. He grabbed a projector trigger and pressed the button as the projector turned on. The projector shows on the screen as we see the title "How to get rid of Mark Beaks: A Glomgold Industries Scheme".

Scrooge: Do we really need a slideshow?

F/N: Yeah, it's kinda pointless.

Glomgold: [Ha!] Sweet, naive Scrooge and N/N.

F/N: Don't ever call me that again...

Glomgold: Leave the devious planning to the professionals. You're in my world now, McDuck and Duck.

Scrooge: Yeah, alright. Show us what you've got.

Glomgold: No, you're actually on my side of the room.

The two look down to see that Scrooge's foot was a little bit on his side of the room until he slides it back a little.

F/N: [Sigh] これは長い一日になるだろう... (This is gonna be a long day...)

Meanwhile back at Waddle, we see Huey and Dewey getting ready to do some work as Huey was given a tablet with task lists on it.

Huey: Ooh, task lists! (Hugs the tablet) This is a place of dreams! (Stops hugging the tablet) Oh, I don't know, Dewey, this looks like a whole bunch of boring business-guy tasks. You're not really equipped to handle them, so...

Dewey: And lose the internship to you? No way! (A guy pushing a snow cone cart walks by them and stops right next to them and hands Dewey one then walks away.) This place has free snow cones! Free snow cones!

(A/N: As much as I hate to admit it, who could say no to a free snow cone?)

As Dewey was showing off his snow cone, the tablet beeps as they get their "Intern Checklist". Then we get a little montage. First we see Huey answering some phone calls.

Huey: Ah! Thank you for calling Waddle. Please hold. (Presses a button) Thank you for calling Waddle. Please Hold. (Presses a button) Please hold. (Presses a button) Waddle.

Meanwhile with Dewey.

Dewey: Yup, yeah, no. I totally get it. I hate talking on the phone, too, so that's why I kick my feet up, I'm leaning back...

Huey: Who are you talking to?

Dewey: Oh, uh... Business-man-ning-ton-son?

Huey pushed Dewey away and puts the call on speaker only to hear a dial tone.

Dewey: Oh, you just missed him!

"Answering phones" was checked off the list as the next thing was "Type notes". We see Huey typing notes with no problems whatsoever while Dewey was typing one key at a time, then he looked at his brother typing then decided to type faster only to have a bunch of letters and numbers on the screen, leaving Dewey upset.

(A/N: That's what happens when I type too fast.)

"Typing notes" was checked off the list as the next thing on the list was "Order lunch". We see Huey taking an order from one of Waddle's employees.

Huey: Okay. One sandwich cut diagonally with no crusts, no pickles, but yes to pickles on the side, so you can decide which pickles to use.

Then Dewey comes in with some boxes of pizza in his hands.

Dewey: I got pizza! Everyone loves pizza!

Then we hear everyone chanting for Dewey except for Huey, causing Huey to look down in defeat and sadness.

Waddle employees: New guy! New guy!

Huey: But I'm also the new guy...

Then "Order lunch" was checked off the list. With the montage over, we see Mark and Falcon on Hoovers as Mark was giving him a tour while Falcon wears the company beanie.

Mark: There's the high-impact trampolines, the low-impact trampolines...

Falcon: Mr. Beaks, is this tour really necessary?

Mark: Listen, Graves, if we're gonna keep this hostage stuff on the DL, I gotta act natural. And naturally, I give tours of my awesome company!

Falcon: (Points at his beanie) Must I wear the hat?

Mark: You bet. All trainees must wear the hat, and you are a trainee, right? (Spins the propeller) Boop!

Then the snow cone vendor walks right next to them and passes Mark a snow cone.

Mark: (Holds the snow cone up to Falcon) Complimentary snow cone? (Falcon smacks it out of his hand.) Oops, you dropped it. (Grabs another one) Here's another. (Falcon smacks it out of his hand as he grabs another one) How 'bout blueberry? (Falcon smacks it out of his hand) Ah, good call, that one stains your mouth forever. (Sticks his tongue out to show that it's blue) Look, see? Ahh..

Falcon now angry at Mark, grabs his tongue.

Falcon: You do realize you're in quite a lot of danger right now.

Falcon lets go of his tongue then Mark starts to speak.

Mark: I know! I'm gonna be trending online for days! (Grabs his cellphone) Hostage selfie!

He takes a selfie with Falcon and posted it online as he keeps getting likes, comments and shares. Falcon grabbed the phone and crushed it with one hand. As Mark brings out another one.

Mark: Back up phones.

Falcon groans at this and points forward telling him to proceed as Mark turns around and rolls off as he follows him. Then we see Huey and Dewey as Huey stops him.

Huey: Excuse me, Mr. Beaks.

Mark gives him a "give me a minute" gesture (☝️), then talks to Falcon.

Mark: I just tagged us together. (To Huey) 'Sup?

Huey: Mr. Beaks, here's my completed, color-coded, (taps on the tablet and shows him the list) and categorized checklist. (Dewey walks next to him) I even made some categories for-

Dewey: I ordered everybody pizza.

Huey: So who would you say is in the lead for the internship, hm?

Mark: Oh, uh, I guess you're tied.

Then all of the sudden, we hear air horns as techno music starts playing.

Mark: Oh, mandatory dance break! Whoo-whoo!

Then all of the sudden a bunch of Waddle Employees came in and started dancing. Not wanting to miss out on this, Dewey joins in and dances along with everyone except Huey and Falcon.

Meanwhile at the Billionaire's Club we see Glomgold going over some of his little scheme with Scrooge and F/N to get rid of Mark Beaks.

Glomgold: And, lo, he shall pay for his arrogance as his world crumbles around him and Beaks will rue the day he heard the name (jumps up and stands on both of his armrests) Flintheart Glomgold!

Thunder crashes as Glomgold laughed a maniacal laugh. Then we see Scrooge and F/N jump as they both were asleep from boredom.

Glomgold: Oh, and Scrooge McDuck and F/N Duck, I guess.

Scrooge: Ooh, are you finished? (Yawn)

F/N: (Stretches while yawning) Took you long enough.

Glomgold: What? (Sits back down) Every evil plot starts with a "Declaration of Hatred" speech. Oh, you two have so much to learn.

F/N: Well, with that out of the way, can we PLEASE talk about the actual plan?

Glomgold: I thought you'd never ask!

Scrooge: We asked several hours ago!

Glomgold: Behold.

He pressed the button as he went over the plan with our two heroes.

Glomgold: Our scheme to destroy Beaks begins with an invitation to a Billionaires' Convention on a yacht. We'll tell him we're going, but then we won't show! First slam!

Scrooge: Seems unnecessary, especially the part about the yacht.

F/N: Seem like a waste of money if you ask me. (Scrooge nods in agreement.)

Glomgold continues going through the plan.

Glomgold: Emotionally devastated, Beaks will seek solace and drown his sorrows at the buffet.

Scrooge: A yacht and a buffet for one person? I'm not paying for that.

F/N: Wouldn't blame ya.

Glomgold: Fine. We'll use my yacht. Now, distracted by delicious shrimp. Beaks won't realize he's being sailed into an active volcano, where It'll be so hot he'll jump into the yacht's pool, which, unbeknownst to him, will be filled with sharks!

F/N: So far this sounds so ridiculous it's almost laughable.

Scrooge: Aye, I agree with F/N. Where did the sharks come from?

Glomgold: I've got a great shark guy. Beaks will be so terrified by the sharks, he'll forget he's in a volcano and jump blindly into the lava! All while we watch from the bridge above.

Scrooge: Wait, wait, I thought we wanted to boot him out of our club, not kill him!

F/N: Yeah, I hate the guy and all, but I didn't agree to murder. Although you tried to kill us countless times.

Scrooge: Aye, which usually ends up more annoying than deadly.

F/N nods in agreement as his uncle-In-law said that.

Glomgold: That's right, I'm a genius.

F/N: Eh....

Glomgold: Now, pay attention, 'cause this is where it gets complicated.

Scrooge groans while F/N rolls his eye while crossing his arms.

Meanwhile bat at Waddle we see everyone, minus Huey and Falcon, still dancing until the music stops and everyone goes back to work, leaving the four alone.

Mark: Listen, I got your most important task yet. Getting my 2:15 artisanal cold-pressed coffee. Now, I want almond-infused foam, not almonds in my foam. Infused foam, understood?

Dewey: (runs off towards right) Coffee with stuff, got it!

Huey: You don't even know where it is!

Hearing that, Dewey runs towards the left and knocks off Huey's hat, making him irritated as he picks up his hat and follows his brother. We see a cup of coffee being made by the coffee guy as the two wait impatiently.

Huey/Dewey: Come on, come on, come on! Almost there/ come on!

Once he was done, the coffee guy gave the two a cup of coffee as Dewey ran towards Mark's while Huey carefully walked towards him. Meanwhile Mark was giving Falcon a bunch of stuff with the company logo on them.

Mark: Here's another XL Waddle T-shirt, (Dewey stops in front of him and starts panting) a bunch of yo-yos, and a Waddle jetpack. (Whispers) Don't try it. It's super broken.

Dewey: Beaks, Coffee! Winner!

Mark's: Oh, I...(Clears throat) I'm sorry, why am I getting my 2:15 coffee at 2:14? (takes out his phone to check the time and scrolls through it) I didn't get an email about it moving up. Hello. Hello.

Falcon now completely aggravated tossed all the stuff in his arms away.

Falcon: Just take the damn coffee!

Mark: I didn't become an almost-billionaire by having coffee at random times of the day like some commoner! There's an order to things, my order, and I-

Before he continues, Huey walks in with Mark's coffee.

Huey: Mr. Beaks, I have your 2:15 coffee at exactly 2:15.

Mark happily takes the coffee and drinks it.

Mark: Ooh, yummy! Man, things got real for a second back there, right?

Falcon: How is this not very real?

Mark: Yeah, yeah, yeah, one sec. (Hands one of his employees the coffee to hold onto.) Kid. What's your name?

Huey: Huey, Sir.

Mark Ooh, don't love it.

He says as there was now an awkward silence.

Mark: (snaps his fingers as an employee tossed him a golden propeller beanie.) How about brand-new Waddle intern Huey!? [Ha-ha!]

Huey walks towards him as he tosses away his trainee beanie as Mark places the golden one on his head.

Huey: Achieved dream, check.

Falcon: [Sigh] Now, can we finally get to Project Tah-dah?!

Then Mark points towards the direction of the project as he rolled away as Falcon followed until Mark noticed Dewey sitting on his briefcase.

Mark: Whoa. Is that an ironically fancy briefcase in my super-chill work environment?

Dewey: Uh... yes?

Mark: What's going on in there, like brilliant business secrets?

Dewey: You know it! (Drinks the coffee)

Mark: Very chill. Oh, I like how you roll! You are now my new vice president of fancy business. (Huey walks towards them as Mark turns towards him.) Intern, you report to him now. Boom. (Rolls off) Beaks out!

Huey: What?!

Dewey: Yes! Faked it, maked it! (Walks up to his older triplet) I didn't even know this was my life's dream until today.

After all of that, Huey started to snap.

Huey: But, but, how did I win and still lose? I worked so hard and had so many completed checklists. Do you need me to get a briefcase? (Goes toward the briefcase, grabs it and gets right next to Dewey) 'Cause I can go get one and then become the vice president of being chill. 'Cause I'm chill! I'm straight chilling! (Looks at Dewey as his eye starts twitching) Like a villain, even!

Dewey: Oh, no, Huey's broken.

Huey: OR I COULD BE CHIEF MANAGER OF BEING BROKEN (shoved the briefcase to Dewey)!

Huey gets on top of the receptionist's desk and starts making a mess.

Huey: 'CAUSE ANYONE JUST CAN BE ANYTHING! (Tosses paper around) Look at me, everyone, (tosses a bunch of office supplies) now I'm the Duke of making a mess!

Huey tears off a huge chunk of the desk and tosses it away then starts chewing on the desk like a mad man, terrifying his brother.

Dewey: (runs towards Mark and Falcon) Watch out for the duke!

Then we see four guards behind Mark, Dewey and Falcon.

Guard 1: Mr. Beaks, is everything okay?

Falcon: Uh, this again. (Rolls over towards the guards while cracking his knuckles.)

Falcon beats up the guards off screen as Mark takes pictures of the whole thing, showing Falcon beating all four of them easily.

Mark: Oh, I missed that last punch. Could you prop him back up and do it again?

Falcon with one of the guards in his hand dropped him and stomped towards Mark.

Falcon: No more games! (Grabs Mark by his jacket) You're all my captives now. (Points at Dewey) You, vice president, take me to Project Tah-dah!

Dewey: Yes, of course. Sure. Um...

Huey, now calmed down but still irritated, walks right next to his brother as Dewey looks at him.

Huey: Seriously? (Dewey shrugs as Huey points towards his right) It's that way.

Dewey: (points in the same direction) It's that way. Of course, it's that way. Sorry, it's my first day, but, eh, (walks towards that direction) let's go this way.

The brothers head towards Project Tah-dah as Falcon tosses Mark on the ground as he gets up and they follow the kids.

(Time Skip brought you by Scrooge and F/N bored out of their minds as Glomgold was in the background yapping away.)

We see an elevator door open as we see Mark smirking.

Mark: Welcome to the cutting edge of the latest technology.

We see a room full of shining computers.

Mark: See that in the air? What is that? It's called magic!

Falcon: Open the vault! (Pushes Mark towards the vault) Now!

Mark: Ugh, fine! (Walks towards the vault) I'll... (Imitating Falcon) "Finally take you to Project Tah-dah." [Bleh!] [Ugh!]

Mark started tapping the password to the vault as it started to unlock and open as he gave a speech.

Mark: Menacing man, small children, prepare yourselves for my greatest invention.

The door the vault completely opens, glowing bright on everyone to reveal..... Nothing.

Falcon: What? Nothing?!

Mark walks right into the vault.

Mark: Everything you think it is, and nothing you're expecting!

The others walk right into the vault as well.

Dewey: You got the "nothing" part right.

Huey: So, Project Tah-dah is a hoax

Mark: Tah-dah! I build the hype for a fake product, everyone invests in my company, kablam, I'm a billionaire! [Heh ha!]

Falcon: This is ridiculous. (Takes out his phone) I'm calling my employer.

Falcon turns around and calls his employer to tell them the bad news only to hear Mark's phone start ringing. He picks up his phone to answer it.

Mark: Go for Beaks.

Falcon: (Growls in irritation then turns and walks towards Mark) You've got to be kidding me! Why would you hire me to steal something that doesn't exist?!

Dewey: So he gets to say Project Tah-dah was stolen, but he still keeps the money!

Mark: See? Fancy Business gets it. Why actually put in the hard work of investing something when I can just tell everyone I did? Fake it till you make it, right?

(A/N: who does this remind you of, folks? A certain little story thief maybe? *Cough* *Cough* Phearless14 *cough*)

Mark's phone chimes as he picks it up to see that he's now officially a billionaire.

Mark: And become a billionaire! (Shows off his Bank account) Ba-bam! Just crossed the mark. Aw, count them zeroes! One, two, three, four, five. [Blah] I'm bored. You get it. And it's all thanks to you, bud. (Gets ready to take a selfie with Falcon) Get over here, Selfington!

He takes a selfie with Falcon as he growls in complete rage then smacks the phone out of his hand, causing it to shatter into pieces on the hard ground. Then Mark grabs another phone out of his pocket and starts typing on it while Huey takes off his intern beanie in sadness.

Huey: I can't believe I looked up to you.

Dewey: You and your whole company are as fake as Project Tah-dah.

Mark: Maybe, but the money and the buzz are very, very real. (Chuckles) I just got so many followers!

Falcon just grunts in irritation.

Mark: Gravesy, there's a helicopter waiting for you on the roof. You know what? Keep the beanie.

Falcon: I do not like being lied to!

Falcon grabs Mark by the coat and walks off with him.

Mark: Oh, this is fun. Where we going?

Falcon: To the roof... So I can toss you off it!

Hearing that got the two triplets concerned.

Meanwhile at the Billionaire's club, we see Scrooge and F/N walking by some stuff for the plan as Glomgold was kissing a water tank with a shark inside of it.

Glomgold: Oh! Mwah, mwah, mwah. Who loves being a pawn, in my twisted evil plots? You! Yes, you do!

F/N: Uh.... Should we give you two some privacy? Or are you waiting to take the shark out to dinner first?

Scrooge looks at a giant stuffed bunny in his seat.

Scrooge: Why on earth should we ever need this? (Points at the plush with his cane.)

Glomgold: Well, how else is Beaks going to know he's at the Annual Carrot Festival? You two clearly didn't understand the plan.

F/N: Because the whole thing didn't make any sense.

Glomgold: Let's start from the beginning. (Walks towards the projector) Behold, our-

Scrooge/F/N: No!

As Scrooge and F/N was about to stop him, Scrooge knocks over a box with a second projector Slides. Out of curiosity, him and F/N walks towards it as F/N picks it up and reads the title out loud.

F/N: "Backstabbing Scrooge and F/N, version 3"?

Scrooge: What's this?

Glomgold: (Stammers) Oh, it's nothing.

F/N: Nothing, huh? Then you wouldn't mind if we played it?

He Asked as he put it in the projector as Scrooge grabbed the trigger and pressed the button to show a picture of Glomgold, Scrooge, and F/N together only for the world's richest duck and the Tech Genius Adventurer to fall through a trap door and into the lava, leaving Glomgold the only survivor. Causing the two heroes to glar at him.

Scrooge: This whole thing is a trap for us, isn't it?

Glomgold: What?! No. Of course not. Your new best friend would never...

After all that, the two walk away as Glomgold stops them.

Glomgold: No, stay right there.

They sand right next to a suit of armour holding an axe as the axe comes down on the two until F/N catched it with his robotic arm.

Glomgold: Uh, Heh, thank goodness F/N caught it at the last minute, or you two would've been destroyed by the ax.

F/N: (puts the ax down) How long did you plan that one? What? More than six months?

Glomgold: (Turns away while crossing his arms) I don't want to say.

Scrooge: I can't believe we wasted a whole day obsessing over someone I don't like, and it nearly got us killed!

F/N: Yeah! Who are we, you? [Sigh] Well, on the bright side, at least we didn't become fat bloated oafs.

Glomgold: Hey!

F/N: Alright, alright, I take it back. Your just fat.

Glomgold: That's better......... Hey!

The two heroes walk off as F/N open the door.

Scrooge: Have fun with your new nemesis. I'm gonna go beat you both by actually being a better billionaire.

F/N: (Towards Glomgold) And I'm gonna beat you both by actually being a smarter genius.

Scrooge turns on the music as they both left the room with Glomgold alone.

Meanwhile back at the roof of Waddle, we see Falcon still holding on to Mark as he continues typing on his phone.

Mark: Help, Project Tah-dah was stolen and now in going to be tossed of the roof. Oh, should I add a sad face, or is that too much?

Falcon growls in irritation as he was getting annoyed by Mark as he holds him at the edge of the roof.

Mark: Oh, ground.

He continued to type on his phone until Falcon snatched it from his hand.

Mark: Dude, not cool! That's my last backup phone!

Falcon: Yes!

Then we see Huey and Dewey sneak behind an RTU (Rooftop Unit) while Mark and Falcon were clamoring.

Dewey: We gotta save Beaks. Right? I mean, he's the worst, but it's the right thing to do.

Huey: Why? I'm sure your biggest, favorite friend will just fake his way through it like everything else.

Dewey: Okay, first off, that's not what BFF stands for. And secondly, guys like him, guys like me, we have to put on a show and fake it because smart guys like you are good at making it. (Holds up brief case) We don't need this. (Puts a hand on his brother's shoulder) What we need is a checklist. In fact, here's a checklist for how to get through this. One, get a plan. Two, ask Huey for a plan. Three, do you have a plan yet? 'Cause honestly I don't know who checklists work!

Then Huey smirks as he puts on his red hat.

Huey: I got it.

Back with Mark and Falcon, as Mark tries to get his phone back Huey calls out to Falcon:

Huey: Hey, Graves, over here!

Then Huey pushed Dewey out from cover.

Dewey: What? This is dumb. I hate this plan.

While Falcon was distracted Mark's snatched his phone, gets out of his clutch and runs off.

Mark: [Ha-ha], I win! (Looks at his phone screen) Oh, gross! You're dumb fingerprints smudged my screen.

He blows on the screen then wipes it with his coat sleeve. Then we see Huey as he whispers to his brother.

Huey: Now, go be Dewey.

Then Dewey looks at Falcon then at his briefcase, so he decided to charge at him and starts swinging that case at him as he dodges the child's attack.

Dewey: Take this! And all of these!

Dewey throws one more swing as Falcon moves out of the way, grabs Dewey by the back of his shirt, then tossed him away. But Dewey, being himself, gets back up and charged at Falcon.

Falcon: Time out!

Hearing this, Dewey stops as Falcon takes off his hat.

Falcon: He have to take off these stupid hats. It's humiliating.

Dewey with no objections takes off his hat as well then tossed it at Falcon.

Dewey: Time in!

Falcon dodges the hat as Dewey kept swinging his briefcase at the mercy while Huey gets next to Mark who is still using his phone.

Huey: Dewey, whatever you do, do not tell Graves what's in the briefcase!

Hearing this Falcon turned towards Huey as Dewey was about to hit him in the face until he catches the brief case without looking. He lifts up the briefcase with Dewey still hanging onto it as he glares at the boy.

Falcon: What is in the briefcase?

Dewey: Oh, this briefcase? Just a bunch of fancy business secrets, it's very hush-hush. You see the lock?

Falcon: (Tosses Dewey away) Give me that.

He takes a close look at the lock as we see that the brief case actually belongs to Flintheart Glomgold as it has his face on the button.

Falcon: What's the code?

Dewey: Try 1111.

Falcon: (puts it in but it's still locked) No.

Dewey: Mm 'kay, 2222?

Falcon: (same as before) No.

Dewey: Right, of course not. 3333.

Falcon: (Turns towards Dewey) Oh, now you're just guessing.

Huey: Uh, have you tried the factory default?

Dewey: Of course I have.

Falcon pushed the factory default as money bursts out of the briefcase cause him to tumble backwards and fall off the roof as money falls down with him. Luckily for him, he landed on one of the trampolines.

Falcon: [Sharp Sigh] That's it, I'm done! And I'm untagging myself from all those photos!

Falcon walks away as we see Dewey looking down from the roof as money falls down as Huey walks next to him.

Huey: [Heh Heh!] That's gotta be 20 million dollars! Where did you get a briefcase full of  money?

Dewey: Next to the suit of armour in the Billionaire's Club. That place needs better security.

Mark: (walks next to Dewey) 'Sup over here?

Huey and Dewey turned towards Mark.

Huey: Um, we saved your life.

Mark: Right. Hey, so obviously I have to fire you guys because you know the secret of Project Tah-dah, and if you tell anybody I'll just say you're lying because you're mad I fired you. Cool? Cool. Cool 

Then all of the sudden Dewey grabs Mark's phone and types on it.

Dewey: "My face looks like a butt." And... sent. (Tosses it to Huey)

Mark: Seriously, that's your big plan? Who even  cares about what-

Huey: It already has a thousand likes! (Holds the phone over the edge)

Mark: What? No! No! I can't delete it now! Give it back! Give it back!

Then, in slow motion, Huey drops the phone off the roof, causing Mark to scream and jump after the phone. Once he reaches the phone, he types #Yolo and sends it on social media then hugs it as if it was his precious as he landed safely on one of the trampolines.

Mark: Ha! Me and my phone are fine! [Ha ha!] We totally crushed that fall!

Then the phone slips out of his hand as he tries to catch it, only for it to fall on the ground. He tries to pick it up until a fat duck on a bike with a mustache runs over it, making it completely destroyed.

Mark: Aw, man!

Duck: Letter for Billionaire Mark Beaks. (Hands him a letter)

Mark: Aha, that's me!

He takes the envelope and opens it, blows on the letter inside, then pulls it out and reads it.

Mark: Oh, an invite to a Billionaires' Convention on a yacht. Awsometown, population Beaks. [Heh heh] I still get to be a Duckburg billionaire.

Mark walks away from the Duck into his company's building as he reads some more about the invitation. As he does, we see the fat duck take off his mustache and puts on his gray beard and speaks in a Scottish accent to reveal that he's Flintheart Glomgold.

Glomgold: And everything that comes with it. (Grabs his phone from his pocket.) Get the sharks ready.

Then we see Glomgold laughing and maniacal laughter as thunder crashes behind him as everything fades to black.

(A/N: And it's finally finished! Sorry for the long wait, I just hope it was all worth it. So what did you think, what's your favorite part? Lemme know in the comments below and be sure to hit that vote button for everyone else to see and I'll see you guys in the next episode!)

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