A/N: I'm just going to call mostly everyone from the first game by their last names. Except Junko, Mukuro, and Celestia. If Celestia happens to come out that is. I prefer calling Makoto by Naegi.

[Song: The Hate Inside]

Kokichi's POV

I looked up at Rantaro. "Why can't you leave me alone?" I asked in misery. I'm dying inside. He just gave me a smile. "What do you mean? I'm just trying to get along with you!" he answered pretty quickly. "Lying. You're horrible at it." I gave him a quick glare then continued to die inside.

That is until I heard the teacher's voice. Everyone was here now, I just hadn't noticed them coming in.

I decided to keep quiet for the rest of the day. And probably for the rest of the year. "Okay Class! I guess we'll be starting off the day with our college students!" Ms. Yukizome made a gesture to the five college students.

They all waved and said they're names. Nagito Komaeda, Hajime Hinata, Mikan Tsumiki, Kyoko Kirigiri, and...... Junko Enoshima..that bitch.

I had to restrain myself from throwing a knife at her. I couldn't risk hitting anyone else and Mukuro's here. So there's no chance I'd get away with it just like that.

So today I learned that both Nagito and Hajime are in law school. Hajime wants to be a lawyer. Nagito is not so sure. Tsumiki is in the medical course since she wants to be a nurse and Kirigiri wants to be a detective.

Lastly, it's Junko's turn. "Good morning!" she greeted us and looked around. Then she spotted me and walked over. I glared at her. "I didn't know Ms. Yukizome was your teacher! You should've told me!" She yelled then hugged me, practically squeezing the living day lights out of me! "Oh? Kokichi? You know Ms. Enoshima?" Ms.  Yukizome looked pretty surprised.

She turned her head. "Hm? Oh yeah! I know him! We live together!" Junko announced. 'Fuck.' "I'm his official guardian!" 'Does she mean to do this? Is she purposely telling everyone?' "DAMMIT JUNKO!"

I stood up and pushed her off, then sat back down. Now everyone was looking at us. Great. When I looked over at the other four college students, I saw their faces.

(these faces XD) And I made the collage myself!

They looked surprised that she actually said it. And the rest of my classmates practically had their jaws on the ground.

They looked so surprised. Kaede raised her hand and asked Junko the question on everyone's mind. "Um..but aren't you like, 19? You're not that much older than us at all. Kokichi's 16."

Junko just gave Kaede a blank stare. Then she put her hand on her hip and put out her other hand. "Five words, sweetie. I. Don't. Give. A Shit." She said pretty sassily. Then she walked back to the front and sighed.

"Anyways, I'm gonna be a fashion designer!" she said proudly then gave us her boring ass presentation. After a few hours, Ms. Yukizome allowed us to ask questions. Iruma was the first,  and it was for Nagito.

"Hey! Why the hell do you look so damn sick?" At that moment, Nagito and Hajime made the same face from earlier and looked at eachother. "Umm..How should I answer that..." He looked at Hajime and he just nodded.

(The following information is cannon, it has been confirmed on his wiki page and in his free time events in the game.)

"Okay well, a while back when I was in another high school, I was diagnosed with stage three lymphoma, which is a type of cancer." Nagito smiled nervously.

"Heh... Yeah.. Anyways, I'm kinda fine now. I think." Nagito laughed awkwardly and the next person asked a question. It was from Kaede and the question was for Hajime. "What made you want to be a lawyer?"

"Well I've always been pretty good at debates and I find it pretty interesting." Kaede looked super interested now. Then out of nowhere, Naegi popped his head in through the doorway and snuck into class. He literally just sat on Ms. Yukizome's desk, right next to Kirigiri and smiled.

Then, I thought of a really nice question and I smiled. Hajime and Naegi looked worried when they saw my smile. Hajime should be. "This question is for Hajime and Nagito. Are you two dating?" I couldn't stop snickering right after!

Their faces went beet red! It was hilarious! Hajime glared at me and Nagito stuttered while trying to answer. "What? Um I.. Uhh." Then Junko stepped up and answered for them.

"Okay!  If you two aren't gonna answer these curious young minds, I'll answer for you two! Since I already know the answer!" Junko proudly announced and smiled deviously.

"Yes! They are dating, and they are seriously one of the cutest couples I have ever seen!" Then she walked up to me and grabbed my arm. She did the same to Rantaro and Shuichi. She put us together in front of the class and gestured to us.

"But the real question here is: Which ship will sail! The Avocado and the Brat?" She pulled me into Rantaro's arms. "Or Mr. Emo and the brat?" Then she pulled me away from Rantaro and shoved me into Shuichi's chest.

"Or maybe..." She went and grabbed Kaito and then took me to him. "Mr. Hottie and The brat!" My entire class was giggling and Iruma yelled out,  "GAAAY!"

My face was the reddest, it had ever been in my entire life. Rantaro was only slightly blushing and Shuichi was looking away, covering his face with his hat. Kaito on the other hand, "No way would I like him!  Here!  You can have him Shuichi!" Kaito pushed me back to Shuichi and went back to his seat.

Junko then looked like she just got the best idea in the world. "Wait! Maybe the robot kid and Kokichi!" Then she somehow pulled Kiibo over and put me in his arms. "Which ship shall sail! That is the question!"

A/N: Junko is now the funniest character here! 😂

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