[Song: Nightcore - Kill the Lights]

Kokichi's POV

I was walking home, preparing myself for another day of hell. "I'm home... " I said a bit quietly, nervous as to what she would say.

"Finally! What the hell were you doing?" She asked. Insanely, I was being "raised" by a weird lady,  not a couple. Her name was Junko Enoshima. She could quickly go from super nice to psycho. She got bored quickly and she isn't even that much older than me! Like WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!

She's only 19, yet she's somehow allowed to adopt me. A 16 year old. I don't understand how. Along with that, she has a twin who'll do anything for her. Literally anything.

Plus,  the only reason I'm with her is because she made a bet with her friends. It would be whether or not she can raise a 16 year old without them dying or running away. And it just so happened that I was the only teenager there up for adoption. What sucky luck huh?

I've survived so far..."I was at school.." I didn't make eye contact. "Seriously? Dude why didn't you just skip? You seriously could of just done whatever you wanted." she said. I sighed inside.  'Jeez she has no absolutely no idea how to raise someone, does she?' "Well it was the first time I saw my classmates in a while. Plus there was a new kid and I just had to see what the guy was like." "Oh. Kay whatever."

She was totally cool about it. Weird... Then I heard a knock at the door. She got to check who it was, and at the door was a couple guys and a girl. The looked in looked surprised when they saw me. "Holy crap! She actually adopted the kid from the car crash!" One of them said, it was a guy with red hair and a goatee. "JUUNKOOO! See! I told you guys not to bet on it! I knew she'd actually do it!" A short guy with brown hair said. He had a jacket that had a zip up hoodie. He was facepalming.

Then a girl with black hair that had blue and pink streaks came out of nowhere. "OHMYGOD! PFFTAHAHA! POOR GUY!" She was honestly laughing her ass off. Next to the short guy was a girl with lavender hair standing still, she looked really calm. "Has he resisted?" she asked, clearly curious. Right when she said that I threw one of my pocket knives at Junko.

But she dodged it. "Does that answer your question? The kid's been trying to kill me since I brang him here." she answered pretty quickly.  I cupped my hands around my mouth so she and her friends could hear me. "I'MMA MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL! JUST YOU WAIT YOU PSYCHO ASS BITCH! OH, AND YOUR FRIEND LOOKS LIKE A WANNABE ROCKSTAR!" I yelled.

As soon as she heard that last part she bursted out laughing. "OHMYGOD! HOLY CRAP! HAHAHA! EVEN HE THINKS YOU LOOK LIKE A WANNABE ROCKSTAR! HA!" She was holding her stomach and pointing at the guy with red hair. He looked pissed and came in, walked right up to me,  and lifted me up by the collar.

"And what the hell do you want?" I said while looking him straight in the eyes. "Just what the hell did you call me!" He had veins popping out. "pfft! Haha!  Awww, look at Mr. Redhead trying to look all scary! I know 6 year olds scarier than you!" I was laughing and right before he punched me, I kicked him, making him drop me. "Ow! What the hell Junko! Didn't this kid just recover from a car crash?!" He looked shocked as hell,  but before she could answer, I grabbed his collar and whispered something.

"Next time you wanna try that shit with me again, you might wanna think about it. I've lived with this psychopath and her servant for a few weeks now. Don't underestimate me. I'll definitely hurt you worse next time." I let him go and walked up to the doorway next to Junko. "Anyone else wanna give it a try?" I looked them all dead in the eyes. They could tell I meant it. "Junko. You are so not prepared to raise a teenager." The brown haired guy said. He put a hand on a shoulder.

"I'm Makoto. Nice to meet you,  sorry about my idiot of a friend. Well, I wish you good luck-" before Makoto could finish his sentence, someone had pushed me down onto the floor. "HAH! I FOUND YOU, KOKICHI!  YOU LITTLE SHIT!" I looked up,  it was Kaito. "Jeez, again. Could you please shut the FUCK UP. I bet astronauts in space can hear you." I said in annoyance and pushed him off. I stood up and liked over at Makoto and his friends.

They were pretty surprised. But dorm the doorway, I could see a couple others. "Kaito! You should know I can't run as fast as you! My god!" It was Shuichi, he panting and bent over. Next to him was the new guy. And when he saw me, his eyes lit up. My eyes widened as I realized what he was about to do. "SHIT."

I ran out and bumped into a white haired guy that was walking with a spikey brown haired guy. Makoto yelled. "NAGITO! OVER HERE!" 'He knows this guy?' I literally hopped onto his back and yelled, "Take me to my house! The one the psycho blond bitch is with all the highschoolers!" I pointed and he was just super confused.

"Wait what? Hajime? Is this the kid?" He turned over to the other guy who was just as confused. "Ugh. I guess so."
The white haired guy just did as I said and walked over there as everyone was waiting outside. I looked down at Kaito. "HAHA! FUCK YOU KAITO! NOW YOU CAN'T PUNCH ME CUZ THEN YOU'LL PUNCH THIS GUY! SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR HEIGHT!"

I yelled, probably pissing him off. Shuichi and the other guy, Rantaro,  were super surprised. Meanwhile, Junko was laughing her ass off, the lavender haired girl was just facepalming, and Makoto was panicking. On the other hand Mr. Redhead was wincing in pain and the crazy haired girl was jumping around and talking like crazy.

I looked down at the White haired guy and said, "Oh and I'm Kokichi Ouma. Or I guess Kokichi Enoshima now? I don't know,  point is I'm Kokichi and I live with the Junko now!" I smiled at him and he smiled softly back. "I'm Nagito Komaeda and this is my friend Hajime."

Makoto and Hajime looked horrified. "Crap. They have the same smile." They said in unison. Junko ran up to us and smiled, then she turned back to the rest of them. "I know right! He'll definitely keep me entertained!"

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