I was eating my lunch at my usual table with my best (and might I say only) friend, when Crescent stands and sits right next to me. He started drowning his steak in marinara sauce and staring at me. I just glared and continued eating. Starburst seemed uneasy and kinda angry. She stood to throw away her remaining sauce and empty milk carton. Crescent stood as well and before I could even breathe, he dumped his own tray onto her silky red hair. 

My jaw was practically on the floor when he pulled it away.

"Oops... I'm such a klutz," he remarked with his smooth and silky tone, "but don't worry, sweetie. That's a great look for you."

She was in shock, and I honestly couldn't blame her. Crescent was behaving like a PMSing b*tch!! God, I hardly even knew what was going on when another guy came up and punched Crescent's beautifully annoying face. 

"AAAAAGH!! My nose!" Crescent, concerned more about his appearance than his pain, looked into a mirror to make sure everything was okay. But... it was a bit crooked. 

"Oh, don't worry, Crescent, darling. That's a good look for you." The stranger repeated the brat's quote. 

"You have the most annoying tendencies to get in my way, Wolf Spawn." He spat.

"One, it's Wolf Song, and two," he punched Crescent in the gut so hard even I winced, "stay away from my girl!" 

Crescent glared and tried to take a swing at him, but Wolf Song dodged it and kneed him in the crotch. Hard. 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!!!" (That's him screaming b/c his balls are in pain. :3)

Wolf Song grabbed him by his hair before he could fall to the floor. "Say you're sorry to the pretty lady."

"NEVER!!" 

Wolf Song glared and punched his nose once more. "What do you say to the pretty lady?"

"S-sorry..." 

"LOUDER!" 

"SORRY!!" 

He dropped Crescent and watched as he scrambled away quickly. 

"You okay, babe?" 

"Yeah," Starburst smiled a bit, "thanks."

And that's how I met my newest friend.