Me: So...before we start, know that the main purpose of this is comedy and entertainment while still highlighting not-so-funny issues.

Me: Oh, and I'm not even going to do it in an original way. You may find it to be similar to the concepts of Inside Out of Sanders Sides (both of which are amazing and should be watched).

Excitement: THEY'RE REALLY AWESOME GO WATCH THEM NOW!!!I

Autocorrect: GO should be TO

Everyone: F*ck off, Autocorrect.

Autocorrect: ... "ck" is not a word, what about changing it to "co?"

Me: *sarcastically* Yeah, and "F*" is a word?

Autocorrect: *in a sub tone* Um, yeah.

Me: What's a "sub tone?"

Autocorrect: Normally people say "duh," but that isn't a word.

Everyone: Okay, get out b!tch

Autocorrect: "tch" should be "tech." The rest is fine tho

Anger: BUT YOU ACCEPT "THO?"

Autocorrect: ...Yes.

Everyone: UGH! *shoved autocorrect out the window*

Me: Phew! Glad that's over with.

Me: I might contain some chapters with my Hetalia selves, in which case I will put that in the title of the chapter.

Editor me: But probably not unless it's for the plot, because that's stupid.

Grammarly: :)

Editor me:...what?

Grammarly: no more mistakes!

Editor me: Okay, good!

Grammarly: but...

Editor me: *sigh* what is it?

Grammarly: 27 advanced mistakes.

Grammarly: pay me moneys

Editor me: no

Grammarly:...

Grammarly: :)

Editor me: *looks at Grammarly nervously*

Grammarly: :)

Grammarly: :D

Editor me: *runs*

Me: This story will contain the characters you have already seen or that have already been mentioned, as well as some other ones such as–

Emotions: *standing in a shadowed corner, staring at me creepily*

Me: ...Oh no, she's planning something. I-I'm afraid I have to go... It's 2 A.M. anyway, I should be going to sleep...

Sleep: Yeah, hurry up, you only came at six or something last night.

Me: Okay... Bye the way, will Dreams be here?  And maybe tell Memory Loss not to come with Dreams for once?

Sleep: *shrugs*

Me: ...Okay. Well, bye, dear readers. *goes to sleep*

This is what I'm doing instead sleeping or writing my other stories.  Let me know if I should delete this since it's stupid.