Marching season has met it's final resting place. Our six 80s songs (2 being solos, one being a percussion feature, and 3 being memes) Had a short reign, gaining our hot ass band a 2nd place in contest. Oh yeah. My brother be one of t3h drum majors, but he's not like my mother, 🅱imy.

In a slight, painful turn of events, Skylrrr and I aren't gey frens anymore. We have moved on, and I am now a solo queertant.

Fortunately, Car🅱on 🅱ean is good👌💯💯 to talk to. Unfortunately his tea sharing sucks, and I end up with broken tea cups and spilled tea.

Now, Concert season has begun, so I may share some of my band theories, and of course, tea. 🍵💃🎤

1) Matt is a Soviet sleeper cell.
-Matt is 2nd chair clarinet
-Matt plays the USSR anthem on his clarinet, phone, and other mechanical devices.
-Matt is one of my brother's friends.
-Matt has an extra layer of skin that is hiding his true identity.
-Matt is probably Rasputin, as that guy would never die. (Trust me on this, Matt has got hit by, like, seven cars) 🏢🏢🛩

2) Jonsun Don't Like Teh way Dykemann stares at him on Friday Evenings.
-Jonsun gets sweaty. ♋
-A single tear falls down his face everytime Dykemann drops a drum major ladder.
-Dykemann likes lickin his lips, not his own, but Jonsun's. (No Homo Tho) 💔

3) Dalton And Ryan are out to get me.
-sometimes they scream at me or raise my country's (a small communist Nation about chickens) taxes.
-Dalton be given all his 💗💝💟💕 to his bestie, Dubbs, but I get 🚭🔞♻🔙
-Ryan gives me the side eye, so I know he got some tea
-Dalton is only gay for women, and that's reel gey. ❌

4) When I Was A Young Boy, My Father Took Me Into The City, To See A Marching Band
-We been goin to the edge Ararakannasas and Teckxsus for Football games, but we don't go to the city.
-I never seen an emo parade, ours is more of a gay parade. ❤💛💚💙💜🌇
-Jonsun is probably afraid of skyscrapers, I mean, It makes sense.
-Wait, what kinda emo shizz am I talking about.

5)Does Tommy Is Gay?🗽🚧🚦
-He likes sleeping with dudes, but says no homo after sucking dicks. 😐❓
-Then he moves across country to get away from them. 🕹
-He's got an almost mullet™, which is the gayest. 🖇
-He does not like the womens. 🍤
-Would Not Succ Dykemann's dicc. 🍝
-"shieeeeeet"