From my little time in band I have discovered secret clubs and societies. I have learned the right of passage and I have learned the constant reminders of, "Left. LEft. LEFT!" From my fellow band members.

Is Freedom gay like that Instagram joke account is telling me, or is she straight?

Is Carson hiding his identity from himself?

Why does Lincoln like to spank Skylar, and why does he let Lincoln spank him?

What is the infamous D Club during concert season?

Why am I here?

Boy Howdy?

Who is Spiderman, and why did my band mothers cheat on each other?

Does Kaylee like Mazzios?

Will I ever be loved?

How do I walk?

(Left.)