Recently I have escaped to Garrett's house with Skylar. We planned parts to a super secret musical. It will be about a young Christian boy on the journey to discover his true (gay) identity.

It is perfect timing, since concert season has just begun, and the all secret D Club secrets are fading into the background. Jonsun has been secretly videotaping Dykemen's bad singing, not to mention squeezing it to SpongeBob.

With concert season coming about, I have more time to ponder my existence. I also question my roles for the Juicy💦™️ band. My thot mom, Kimmmmmmy, has only appeared once, and with Skylar's hospital bills, my family cannot afford the pain.

Due to his grandmother, mother, and father, (Kimmmmmmmy), I will have to unhook him from life support. Me and his other twenty mothers and fathers cannot pay for his medical bills after his accident.

It all began like this... Skylar, Kayleeeeee, and Matthew Ffff decided to go to the largest hill in town to be Skater 🅱️ois, but Skylar fell and rolled down the rest of the way. He punctured, like, eight of his lungs.

So, with a heavy heart, I announce our loss.