Carson. Carson is a lot of things. I can't figure out if I like him or hate him. He does some creepy shizz. Like, one time I was in class, and I felt something warm on my shoulder. I found out he was sniffing me. He did that for like five minutes. Not to mention, he and Skylar talk about some weird stuff on the bus. Turns out, Carson likes Hentai.

  He scares me too. He scares me 'cause he always smells nice, sounds weird right. But everyone has such bad breath in band- except for him, which leads me to my next theory...

  Carson is a secret dentist. Why else would he get so close and personal to people. Obviously he's a dentist, not everyone has good breath all the time.

Carson (Left) looks like a dentist too! Look at that little boy's teef.