Gathering certain information on my friend Carson, I suspect is bisexual.

  You see, my lovely friend is a good little Christian boy, so he doesn't like us flaming homosexuwhales. But recently, I have caught him doing some things that aren't traditionally straight.

Reasons To Believe He's Bi
1. He's in band.
2. He gave his sax a blowjob.
3. He said he had gay feelings, but stayed loyal to God.
4. Boy Howdy.
5. He hangs out with people like me.
6. Most Christians #denythebi.
7. I have good gaydar.
8. Sometimes I see him stroking other dudes' faces.
9.

Eye contact.

I rest my case.