You know I did something similar to  this in 3rd grade on a test:

 The Question: If Bob goes to the store and buys 5 apples, and after an hour he has 5 more apples how much time passed? 

Me: :D Time didn't pass at all, it was probably down the street so he was an appleholic :DD He needs help that can be dangerous 

Teacher grades paper: See me after class for your rude misconduct and sarcasm Damion Jones >:(

😂😂