CorbynsCookieMonster get ready for this.

This is what my friend, CorbynsCookieMonster, yelled in our class the other day.
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Peter sat in his Family and Consumers science class with his head resting lazily on his books. His eyes were half open as he tried to focus on what they were talking about. It was something about real world issues or something like that. Peter wasn't trying to be disrespectful to the teacher by almost falling asleep! Honest! He was just really tired. He hadn't slept for three days straight because he has been out as Spider-Man when he should have been sleeping. When he wasn't Spider-Man-ing, he was trying to catch up on school work.

Peter was about to fall asleep when someone in his class brought up adoption and fostering. Something in Peter's sleep deprived mind clicked. 'Hey! I was fostered after my Aunt died and then I was adopted by Tony!' Peter thought drunkenly. He smiled slightly at the thought and he had no idea why.

After they were done talking about adoption, someone brought up recycling. About halfway through their explanation on why they need to recycle more, or something like that, when it hit him.

Peter shot straight up in his seat before he could think twice about what he was about to do. A few kids jumped slightly at his sudden movement. "Hey! I'm technically recycled!" He yelled as he flung his hands up in the air. A few kids looked at him oddly, but Ned and MJ just burst out laughing. Peter gave them a serious look.

"Guys! I'm serious!" He exclaimed with the slightest slur. He was so tired that he sounded and felt like he was high, which made his friends laugh even harder.

After the two calmed down a little, their teacher, Mrs. Kalister, asked him, "Why do you think that you are recycled Peter?" He looked her dead in the eyes and told her.

"When I was younger, my parents died. I went to love with my only known relatives, my aunt and uncle. They died. Then I was fostered a bit. Then someone close to me figured out what had happened and adopted me and now I live with them." Peter said completely serious. "To recycle, you take something and turn it into something else. You reuse it. I have been turned from a Parker to a Sta-Ow!" Peter was interrupted as MJ kicked him in the shin and gave him a small glare. He frowned as he realized the mistake he was about to make. It wouldn't be good if everyone knew he was adopted by Tony Stark.

He looked up at his teacher. He couldn't figure out what she was thinking. Her face was a late mix of emotions. Peter was about to say something when the bell rang. He stood up and walked over to his friends. MJ looked at him. She looked annoyed. "Recycled? Really?" She couldn't keep a straight face. Her and Ned started laughing. Peter smiled bit and they started to walk to their classes.
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Not even three days after Peter called himself Technically Recycled, did everyone start calling him Recycled, and by everyone, he meant, Ned, MJ, the Starks, the Avengers, most SHIELD agents, and everyone at the tower and compound.