No one requested this. I don't even remember what I wanted to do with this chapter.
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Peter was sitting in his room in Avengers Tower when he decided to go get a snack because why not? As soon as Peter entered the hallway however, his throat got scratchy and his eyes started to burn a little bit. He just shrugged it off and made his way to the kitchen.

As he got closer to the kitchen his he started to cough a bit and his eyes were starting to burn. He just shrugged it off as dust flying around because of the vents. It had happened before. When peter entered the lounge area, he felt his throat start to close, his skin started to burn, and his eyes felt like they were being held over a candle. Something was wrong. He made his way across the lounge to get some Advil and allergy medicine when Clint and Sam popped out of nowhere and sprayed something in his face whilst screaming, "GET OUT OF MY LIFE!" The two started laughing at their joke.

Peter collapsed to the ground shaking. He started gasping for air while simultaneously screaming in pain. "Peter!? What's wrong?" Clint asked. "I-it b-b-urn-ns!" Peter got out in between gasps for air. "What the hell happened!?" Tony yelled as he came running now the room. "Friday!? Get Bruce to medical now!" Tony yelled as he scooped peter up and ran off, not even waiting for a reply.

Bruce was in the medical room waiting as Tony burst in with an unconscious peter in his arms. "What happened?" Bruce asked. "I don't know! Ask those two idiots!" Tony said as he ran a hand through his hair and gestured at Clint and Sam with his other hand. Bruce looked at the two with a worried look on his face.

"Oh gods... it wasn't supposed to works..." Sam said in horror. "What wasn't supposed to work!?" Tony asked frantically. "This," Clint held up the Can for Tony to see, "we didn't think it would actually make someone get 'out of our lives'!" Clint said. Tony snatched the Can out of his hand and read the ingredients. He cursed. "This has stuff that kills spiders Bruce." Tony said. Bruce grabbed the Can from Tony and read the ingredients. He went to work, finding things that would cancel out the poison.

"What does that mean Stark!?" Sam asked him exasperatedly. "He's Spider-Man you idiots! That stuff kills spiders!" Tony yelled. The two just stared at peter with guilty looks on their faces.

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Peter woke up with a groan. His eyes widened in surprise when all of the Avengers faces appeared in front of his. He was relieved when tony shooed them back. "How you feeling kid?" He asked quietly. "Uggghhh... that hurt." Peter mumbled. "Yeah, bet it did kid. Oh and... I accidentally told them about you being Spider-Man." Tony chuckled awkwardly. After seeing his face, Tony explained what had happened. Right after he was done, Sam and Clint appeared next to him both repeatedly apologizing to him. " 's ok... you didn't know." Peter mumbled out as he drifted back off to sleep. He did notice the pairs relieved faces before he feel asleep and smiled a bit. He loved those idiots.

It was official, 'Out of my Life," And almost all other sprays were banned form being used ever again in the tower. 
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This one was meh. But whatever. If you guys have any requests, let me know. Until next time. I just realized that this was the shortest thing I have ever written. There are 614 words including this.