Chapter 28: Pokemon Gaming

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So, this new game system came out called a 'Gameboy'. I bought one, and it actually had a game for Pokemon! Who would do something as stupid as that? WE LIVE THAT HORRIBLY GRAPHICIZED GAME!!! I don't know how they are still in business. Pokemon Red is horrible. Maybe someday they will have one that's up to date, with Xerneas and Yvetal and Zygarde. Pokemon X, Y, and Z! With 3D graphics!

"Dude. Stop playing that game. That's pretty much life," Mew said one day.

"I know, but I just can't stop! It's like what would've happened if I was a human on my journey, and I like having tons of Pokemon." I looked up. "PLAY!" I shoved it at him. He grabbed the Gameboy and started playing.

"AWESOME!!!"

"I know. I can't let you play on mine, though. You'll need your own. And Blue. I have Red." I clicked 'A' on my selected move: Flamethrower. "YES!!!"

"What is it?" Mew looked on my screen.

"I just beat Blue! I just beat the game!!!" I screamed and ran around yelling "Game over!"

Then the title screen pulled up. I selected 'Continue Game' and I was in my house. I went around the region. There was nothing to do except level up my Pokemon and beat the game again. "Really? THAT'S IT?"

"Delete the game," Mew said. "I'll go get a Gameboy as you and Pokemon Blue. I hope I can get myself; I am originally from Kanto."

He turned into me, then walked away. Then he came back. "Need some money," he said. He grabbed a bit of cash then walked away.

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He came back an hour or two later. I had deleted my game and I was about to battle Misty. "I'm back! I just lost time, I had sat down and when I saw the time I almost lost the transformation." He turned back into himself. "That's better."

He had just beaten Brock and I was giving him a few tips. I was glad when my Charmeleon just barely beat Misty. 1HP left. "BOO YAH" was all you could hear for a few seconds.

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Ok, this is pretty much a joke chapter.

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