lemme tell u sumtin about lyf

even if u no like it
u gahtta deel wid it
cuz if u dont

well i dunt rlly kno wut will heppen 2 u but u will prebebley lose hair
so dont fuk up lyf
or it will fuk u up
and den u will lose hair or sumtin
no offense 2 u bald ppl

um anywei
u shud also kno da meening of poetatos in ut lyf
wen i wuz littel doge me always eet poetatos

aldough dei make me gassy
oops too much infomration

me is not kno how 2 spel dat
lel srry