k so me wuz eeting cup noodels in dis... top secret place
wile playing piano tiles
in da top secret place
(srry me not kno how 2 spell noodels)

den i c friend
me be laik

bruh
how u get 2 ma... top secret place

so friend be laik

dis is da toilet
u r using ur fone in da toilet
wile eeting sumtin
and u r talking 2 me wile u r in a toilet stall
i dont kno hoo u r but i will slowly walk away like nothing happened so pls dont follow me

k so ma friend not actelly kno hoo was talking.... w8 hei
he totelly revealed da... secret location
neh wtf

k anwei da noodels spilled and it hot so i dropped it
in2 da toilet
(if ur eeting im sorry 2 ruin ur
appetite)
den me shocked so i drop fone

IN2 DA TOILET

so ya fck dat
i had 3 flush it cuz dersign saying:

u no flush
u no life

i meen what da f is dat?!
ok ya i gess it is dum but wat wud u do?
ok probably sometin smarter dan dat

lolz....