Cheiaptur??
wat hapend 2 dat??
k so i hav wan stori finally
so 2day i go to mcdogenalds
(because according to the first book,
I AM A NUGGET ADICT)
ye so dis time i go wid frends
dey order hapi meel and i laik laff at dem cus hapi meel is 4 kids
dey like
Ye
hapi meel is 4 kids
seys de doge who can eet 30 nugits

And i laik
dat not troo
well acshooly yes
oh u kno wat
eet ur ass
cuz i dont care rlly
lel

So dey eet de hapi meel (box and all)
jk
lel
boxs r not yum yum
ew