"Can you believe it?" Luke shook his head in disbelief. "Michael has red hair now! Oh, the things I'd let that boy do to me."

"Ew gross," Ashton gagged, staring at his blonde friend. He shook his head, continuing to make fun of Luke for his obsession with a certain colorful boy.

Now Luke and Ashton have been inseparable since junior year of high school, now both being 20, avoiding going to college at all costs, they bought a nice apartment on the outskirts of L.A..

Having saved every last penny from their summer jobs, graduation money, birthday, Christmas, anything and everything they finally had enough to leave their parents behind, and start a new chapter together as friends.

Though the one and only thing Ashton could not stand about living with his best friend, was he would watch a reality TV show called "Life as a Clifford" and faun over this guy called Michael. Ashton could care less about reality TV, but now it's all Luke watches. He's sick of it.

He forgot to pay the cable bill one month and Luke cried. He cried!

"I still don't understand why you still watch this show. If it's for that boy Michael why don't you go out and find him?" Ashton asked, a bit dramatically some would say.

Luke once again explained to Ashton why he can't just go and find Michael, and every reason he must watch the show, and all the utter most beautiful things about it; meaning Michael Clifford. He was the complete package. From the hair, to the clothes, and his tattoos. Michael Clifford clearly screamed "Luke's dream man". Whether anyone knew that or not.

Still annoyed by the TV show playing in the background Ashton interrupted Luke's drooling, "I'm ordering Pizza, want any?"

"Yes!"

"Too bad. Get it yourself!" Ashton giggled.

"You're such a dick," Luke grumbled, "Why did you even ask if you weren't getting me any to begin with?"

"To see your reaction."

"Did you know Michael likes Pizza?" Luke asked, changing the direction of the subject.

"Yes Luke, Michael Clifford from Life as a Clifford likes pizza. And so do millions of other people. Now can we move on?"

"Excuse me, Ashton. One does not move on from Michael." Luke scoffed.

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an: this was super short, I'm sorry. I'm the worst at writing first chapter. It'll get better I promise.