I'm going to tell you guys an embarrassing story about me. Upupupupu!

One time i got stuck in a Build A Bear and a little kid chose me and kept calling me Stuffy! I mean really! I'm MONOKUMA! Anyway, we went home and he showed me to his sister. She called me a stuffed animal! At least she called me cute.

So when the kid was sleeping, I Monokuma, punished him! Puhuhuhuhuhu! Just kidding!

He held onto me so tight and dressed me up in dresses and bonnets! And when I finally got away, I learned to never go to the mall again.

And that ends Monokuma Theatre!