One of my beloved students SHSL-Despair-Waffle asked:
Tell us the story of how you became a bear?
Well... I went to this witch woman because I was bored. I had about a hundred dollars and she said you can be a shrimp! But shrimp are stupid, I mean they just float around in the sea. Shrimp are delicious anyway! So I asked her if she can change me into anything else, and she said a bear. A bear and a shrimp for the same price? What is this shit? Upupupupupupu!!!