Okay. I hate to say this now. But Alvin and the Chipmunks, or Asshole and the Chipmunks is one of the things I loath with a passion. Let me explain the problems with this series.

Biggest Problem #1: Dave the Demon Human

Dave is basically nightmare fuel to me. He is a horrible, horrible man. Whenever he screams, "ASSHOLE!" It scares me. I feel so anxious and scared anytime the Chipmunk Christmas Carol comes on the radio, because it turns off my holiday cheer and replaces it with rage and fear. The only time I saw Asshole and the Chipmunks 1, when they sang that song. I ran and hid in the bathroom because I was so scared. I'm sorry if I sound like a wuss puss, but I am. I probably pissed off a lot of people right there, but it is just me.

Biggest Problem #2: Asshole the Chipmunk

Asshole the Chipmunk is basically a huge asshole to everyone. Even though I loath and am fearing Dave the Demon, I would be very pissed off if Asshole was in my real life causing all sorts of evil misfit. He is a huge dick to his brother, Theodore and Simon, especially Theodore. And he is overall a terrible character.

Biggest Problem #3: It ruins Christmas

This is a bad thing, but when it comes to Christmas time, it usually is a time to be happy and cheerful, but not when they have a chipmunk movie in the theaters, which they always have it out on December 25th and that there is the rare occasion that the chipmunk Christmas carol comes on the radio. I know it is a time to be happy and cheerful, but this somehow ruins all of my Holiday cheer.

So, that was basically all of the problems with Asshole and the Chipmunks. I probably pissed off a lot of people, but I had to do what I had to do.