Here's the next chapter, voted out over the one about the Sisters, which will be next. Please keep in mind that this is just an edited version of the original series pilot.

Also, I'm cutting out the flashbacks, my reasons being;

1. I plan to show most of Blitzø's spying scenes in the story when M&M's apartment is being shown.

2. I want to show the one other character later rather than now. So Linc can be introduced properly instead of being shown in the early chapters.

And 3. Flashbacks wouldn't make a lot of sense to and for Linc since the first set is when Linc was before he was adopted.

Also, to answer a question from the last chapter; What is the "Ø" in "Blitzø" I'm using? Ø is a letter used in the Danish, Norwegian, Faroese, and Southern Sami languages. In this story's context, it shows that the O in Blitzo's name is silent, cause even if a letter is silent it's still in there so I can't just remove it like most people seem to do.

That is all, Thank you for your time. Enjoy! 

At a multi-floor building, Moxxie, Millie, and Linc walked through the door of the Immediate Murder Professionals office. It took Moxxie a week to agree to let Linc work at I.M.P., even if he wasn't going to do any killing. Void was sleeping in Linc's tail, after learning that Hellhound tails can carry things inside them.

Moxxie: Here we are, we'll try to keep the death in the human world.

Millie: Moxxie.

Moxxie: One sec Millie. Now, if Loona offers you any drinks, don't take them. There is almost always alcohol in what she drinks.

Loona: (from another room) I hear shit talking! Fuck you whoever said it!

Millie: Moxxie!

Moxxie: Hold on. If Loona offers to take you anywhere, don't go. It's most likely a bar or party, with drugs, orgies, or booze, or all three at the same time.

Loona: (from another room) I hear Moxxie bitching! Sit on a dick, fatty!

Millie: MOXXIE!!!

Moxxie: What is it, honey?

Suddenly, Blitzø grabbed Moxxie by the horns and dragged him into a room.

Moxxie: (annoyed and worried) Oh crumps...

Linc could hear cars honking outside from the silence as he and Millie entered the same room as Blitzø and Moxxie. Blitzø closed the door, but not before putting up a sign that said "Meeting in progress". Inside, Linc quickly studied the room, Blitzø was walking by a whiteboard on the wall about to lecture his employees. There was something else but the Fourth wall was in the way and he couldn't see what was past it.

Blitzø: Alright, now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... (looks at Moxxie) Moxxie.

Moxxie gives him a "What the hell?" look, Linc did the same, unsure as to why Blitzø said his father's name.

Blitzø: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Millie: What about a car wash?

Blitzø: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? Ooh, what about a billboard?

Linc: That sounds good.

Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard, sir.

Blitzø: Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now.

Blitzø pushes Moxxie away, Linc quickly had Void catch Moxxie before he hit the floor.

Blitzø: Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

Blitzø turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzø whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzø eating popcorn that Linc was making on a Hot Plate. Linc was looking away, focusing on the cooking, looking a bit green in the face, and swallowing back some vomit.

Blitzø: Ahh, those were the good times.

Linc: Is it over yet?

Loona: Yeah, it's done.

Linc: Thank satan.

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches.

Linc: Is that why you came home the day after my birthday really annoyed?

Moxxie gave a very annoyed nod to his son.

Blitzø: Uh, hey, excuse me. What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, all right? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!

Millie: People love musicals, sir.

Linc: (whispers to Moxxie) Unless it's something that goes against someone's tastes.

Moxxie: (whispers back) True. Very true. Different tastes equal different reactions. Which is how most Earth fights start.

Blitzø: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?

Moxxie: Sir-

Blitzø: 'Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.

Millie: Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?

Moxxie: I-- What?

Millie: I thought I knew you. (Millie playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie rolls his eyes affectionately.)

Linc chuckled at his mother's actions.

Blitzø: I can't believe you, Moxxie, (holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it) after I made you employee of the month!

Linc: Why is it made of cardboard?

Blitzø tossed the plaque aside, the light impact it made, made it clear it was fake.

Moxxie: Okay, sir! I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!

Millie: I liked it.

Moxxie: Do not-- (points at Millie) Do not agree with him in front of me!

Linc: Is it any good?

Millie/Moxxie: Yes!/No!

Blitzø switched the T.V. to another channel, where an ad was about to play after the news.

Moxxie: Did you fucking pay for another advertasitment!?

Blitzø: Hey, at least this time I put it on Channel 666!

Moxxie: That costs even more money! That we don't have!

T.V. Blitzø: Hi, there! I'm Blitzø! The "O" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!

Blitzø does some gestures to the logo as it appears on screen, then disappears. A picture of Blitzø wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears.

Blitzø: Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell, (picture changes to one of Blitzø wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it) or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!

The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzø holds a cardboard sign in frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!"

Demon Guy: After lovingly killing my wife for (in demonic voice) FUCKING A DELIVERYMAN, (normal voice) you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could STICK IT to that (in demonic voice) YAPPY JOGGER (normal voice) who saw me hiding the body!

Linc shrank at the demon's murderous intent, Moxxie patted his back, it was turning out to be a bad first day on the job for the snow-white wolf.

The screen switched back to Blitzø speaking to the camera and holding a grimoire, while Moxxie and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a square.

T.V. Blitzø: (to camera) Well, luckily for you, thanks to our company's special access to the living world. (his eyes narrow as he does a magical gesture with his left hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie and Millie are blown out of shot. He walks up to the portal.) We can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive! (falls backwards into the portal)

The scene transitions to a person with their arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out as the commercial jingle plays in the background.

Singer: ♫ When you want somebody gone, ♫

A dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up. Linc flinched immediately at the body and the sounds it made, choking on some vomit.

Singer: ♫ and you don't want to wait too long ♫

Moxxie, Blitzø, and Millie are shown in a circle logo. Blitzø holds his arms out as Moxxie holds up his rifle and Millie holds up her spear. A letter "I" appears to the left of them, while a letter "P" appears on the right of them. The trio together form a letter "M", thus spelling the initials I.M.P.

Singer: ♫ call the Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫

Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie are inside of another on Earth building and Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The trio cover where their ears would be as an explosion goes off. A severed arm goes flying. Linc turned his head, unable to handle the gore on the screen.

Singer: ♫ Hand grenade or cyanide, ♫

Blitzø is shown hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing a suicide note.

Singer: ♫ We'll make it look like suicide ♫

Blitzø is shown electrocuting someone, Millie is shown hitting someone on the head with a mace, and Moxxie is shown strangling someone.

Singer: ♫ The Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫

The I.M.P. logo spins around quickly as the scene transitions to Blitzø creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. He is followed by Millie and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.

Loona: Nice job, fatty.

Moxxie: Shut it.

Singer: ♫ We do our job so well, ♫

The trio come up through the other end of the portal and adjust themselves.

Singer: ♫ because we come straight up from Hell! ♫

The I.M.P. trio suddenly look shocked as it appears they have accidentally teleported to a church in the middle of a service. A female preacher and the congregation look back at the demons in confusion and/or fear. One bearded man, however, has his head laid back as he sleeps with earbuds in.

Blitzo: That man was listening to Satanic Rock n' Roll!

Millie: In a church too.

Millie is shown struggling to remove a knife from a naked couple who are in 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, and Blitzø examines a pair of panties.

Moxxie: Why were you?

Blitzø: Wanted to see if someone I know could wear them.

Moxxie: Why... You know what, I don't want to know.

Singer: ♫ We'll kill your husband or your wife ♫

Blitzø stabs someone tied to a chair repeatedly in the head while sporting a goofy expression.

Singer: ♫ We'll even let you keep the knife ♫

A quick sequence then shows the trio assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways, such as with a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair. In the final scene, the trio are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman from behind.

Loona had to get Linc a bucket as he was vomiting at this point.

Singer: ♫ We're the Immediaaaaate... Murderrrrrr... Profession-- ♫

Moxxie accidentally shoots a red-headed teenager passing by, eating an ice cream cone.

Blitzø and Loona began laughing at Moxxie's screw up, while Millie patted his back in comfort, also checking on Linc as he continued to lose his lunch.

Boy: AUUUGH!

The boy collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. The scene cuts to a hospital operating room. The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.

Pink-haired Nurse: (in masculine voice) Doctor, he's not responding!

Doctor: Name?

Pink-haired Nurse: Chandler McCain.

Blue-haired Nurse: Cool water, stat!

Linc: Who the hell is filming all of this?!

Blitzø: Not sure.

Moxxie: Why did they think water would work?

The Pink-haired Nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water.

Blue-haired Nurse: It didn't do anything!

Loona: These guys are stupider than Moxxie.

Moxxie: Yeah... Wait a minute!!

Doctor: Dammit! I'm not losing another one.

Everyone has their defibrillator paddles over Chandler.

Doctor: CLEAR!

They all zap the kid and he wakes up. The boy gasps as he suddenly comes back to life.

Linc: What about the bullet hole in his chest?

Blitzø: Dunno. Still confused about that.

Doctor: Holy shit, it actually worked.

Blitzø, Millie, and Moxxie are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Blitzø is reading a magazine, while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looks devastated. The doctor comes out of the room with a clipboard.

Doctor: He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. Now what insurance provider do you freaks have?

Blitzø: The fuck is insurance?

Blitzø: I still feel like they were making it up.

Linc: What's insurance?

Moxxie: The definition is, "a practice or arrangement by which a company or government agency provides a guarantee of compensation for specified loss, damage, illness, or death in return for payment of a premium." So I think it's like a long term payment for something that may or may not happen.

A shot of the outside of the hospital is shown, as a window breaks and Chandler's hospital bed flies out. Chandler is unconscious in the bed, while Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzø are holding on for dear life as they plummet screaming to the ground. The bed is stopped by a rope that has become tangled around Blitzø's foot. Blitzø slams his face into the bed, the rope snaps, and they all continue to fall. A still shot of the I.M.P. logo is shown.

Singer: ♫ Kids die for freeeeeee!♫

The ad stopped and Blitzø turned off the T.V. off. Loona then places her feet on the table and is watching a video on her phone of Moxxie getting hurt as they continue the meeting.

Moxxie: I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple.

Loona: Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie.

Moxxie: YOU sit! Sit on... a... and the... d-- DO YOUR JOB!!

Linc: O-Okay, let's calm down!

Blitzø: Hey, now, we don't blame our screw ups on Loona, okay?! (hugs and nuzzles Loona, who growls in hate at his affection) She didn't do anything wrooooong~

Moxxie: Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful! When Millie got stabbed and called her, she hung up and never told me! She's constantly wasting printer ink from my fax machine, sending weight loss ads! Stealing the lunches Linc had made for me!

Loona: You forgot I also answer Blitzø's boyfriend's booty calls.

Linc: ... His what's what now?

Moxxie: Trust me you don't want to know.

Blitzø: Look, the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family, and we don't get rid of family.

Linc: Yeah, sure she's not perfect, but no one is, she still has good qualities. I mean look at me, I'm an amnesiac pacifist Hellhound who faints and/or barfs at the sight of gore! I'm probably the biggest pansy in this room.

Loona looks up from her phone and smiles, touched by Blitzø's and Linc's words in her defence. Although soon at Linc's description of himself, obviously made by both low self worth and self-esteem.

Moxxie: We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!

As Moxxie rants, Loona continues looking at her phone, slowly raising her hand with a lifted middle finger. Linc wanted to argue but could see that Moxxie was getting heated about this.

Blitzø: That is offensive! Without homeless people, (walks over to the window and raises blinds) I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life!

Blitzø puts his face up against the window, cracking it, and sees a homeless demon, looking sad and holding up a sign that reads "Monee helps. Satan bless." A female demon is on her cell phone and ignores the hobo. Blitzø smugly waves at him, before lowering the window blinds.

Moxxie: While we're on the subject of "family", can you stop finding my family outside of work?

Millie: Come on, sweetie! It's not that big a deal!

Moxxie: Excuse me... WHAT?!

Linc: I mean, it's pretty harmless.

Moxxie: Two days after your birthday, he was in the fridge!

Loona: I mean he climbed into the fridge when he took that little box.

Moxxie: Grrr...

Blitzø: Besides I told you your butter was spoiled.

Moxxie: That wouldn't have happened if you weren't in the fridge! Then you broke into our house in the middle of the Nightcycle! {Hell's Night Time since there is no sun or moon in hell}

Blitzø: In my defense, you fell asleep early and Loona wanted to hang out with Linc.

Linc: We were browsing

Moxxie: You get anything?

Loona: Just a T.V., a game console, and a guitar. (to a surprised Linc) Yeah, I saw you looking at it, you ain't slick!

Moxxie: I'll be sure to pay you back later. There was also that time you climbed up to film me and Millie while Linc was in his room decorating it with Loona!

Loona: Oh, that reminds me, we need some more wallpaper.

Moxxie: I'll go get more later.

Blitzø: Oh come on, it was cute and I was bored! And I'm mad cause Linc's fancy book threw me across the city after you told it too!

Moxxie: Just... stop... doing that!

Blitzø: (shrugs) I don't see what the issue is! There somethin' you don't want me seein'?

Moxxie: (eye twitches in anger) No!

Loona snickers as Blitzø continues his prodding at Moxxie.

Blitzø: You a baby-wiener-haver? How about you Linc? You a-

Moxxie: Sir, what you say and how you act is totally (stands up from his chair) INAPPROPRIATE!

Millie: (lays her hand on Moxxie's shoulder) Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!

Moxxie: I AM CALM!!

Moxxie starts whimpering in anger while looking back at Blitzø, Millie stood up as Linc took her seat, Moxxie then began holding his son's super soft and plush tail while his imp lover stroked his head.

Millie: (comforting Moxxie) Shh-shh-shh. There, there.

Blitzø: Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff (motions his hands to imply sexual activity) you do outside work hours, so don't... judge... me!

Moxxie: Oh, I do judge you, sir! Quite a lot, actually!

Linc: Dad!

Millie: Mox, he's our boss!

Blitzø: No-no-no, it's fine Mills, your husband is just... how do I say this without being offensive... retarded.

Linc: Still offensive...

Blitzø: Really? Dammit!

Moxxie: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?

Blitzø: (leans towards Moxxie) It actually does.

Moxxie stands up but Linc does too, holding his adoptive father back from attacking his boss.

Loona: The only reason you have a wife (looks away from her phone to glare at Moxxie) is because you're easy to manage!

Millie: (slams her hands against the table, looking at Loona with anger) No he's not, you bitch! (flips Loona the double bird)

Linc: Mom! (to Void) Void get some hands ready to separate everyone! (Void snores) How are you sleeping through this!?

Loona began to growl at Millie, showing her full set of fangs.

Blitzø: Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!

Loona: (snaps her jaws at Millie) Yes, I am!

Linc closed his eyes as this powder keg of a meeting was about to blow any second.

Chandler: (offscreen) You guys are all fucking assholes.

Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Linc, and Loona look at Chandler, the boy Moxxie accidentally shot. Chandler is lying on a table underneath a sheet with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach.

Linc: So that's what the fourth wall was hiding from me...

Blitzø: Oh, shut up, kid! You're lucky to witness this!

Moxxie: Ugh, this company is such a mess!

Blitzø: Alright, let's go back to talking about my outfit.

Loona: Nobody was talking about that!

Blitzø: Which is why I'm tryin' to get that ball rolling. So, how does it look? It's good, right?

Linc: Is the same as the one from last week, there's even a coffee stain, just this one has it on the legs.

Blitzø: Dammit! The dry cleaner said this was new!

Chandler: (points at Blitzø) It's been a literal hell (detaches the tubes of the heart monitor) having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But now I want that. I want death! (once again points at Blitzø) You are a selfish, greedy clown. And kids are supposed to like clowns! Even the creepy ones!

Moxxie: Hey, now! That's not very-

Chandler: If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit.

Linc's eye twitched.

Millie: That's my husband you're talkin' to!

Chandler: (laughs) That's your husband?!

Moxxie and Millie snarl at Chandler.

Chandler: I figured you were a slut, but I didn't know you needed dick THAT bad! (Points at Loona) And you!

Loona: What? What about me?

Chandler: Nothing. (crosses arms) I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person.

Loona gives a wide-eyed glare, whines at Chandler with anger, and goes back to looking at her phone.

Chandler: (to Linc) And finally, you.

Linc/; I thought you were a cat person?

Chandler: Oh, I am, but you remind me of someone I hate! What was his name... Larry! You remind me of Larry! Larry was a pacifistic and cowardly son of a whore that would always try to stop a good fight from happening! I mean he would always get in the way before a fight could get good! He even had some ulgy creepy ass girl follow him, you have a ugly creepy ass picture book!

Void snarled before opening itself to fire a spell at him, but Linc swiftly closed the book before it could fire any spells.

Chandler: Honestly. I'm glad he's dead and I hope you die soon too!

Blitzø: Wow... Ah, y'know, kid, you kind of are a piece of shit.

Moxxie/Millie: (muttering) Yeah, after all. He's kind of a piece of shit.

Suddenly Loona receives a text message, and her scowl turned into a smile.

Loona: Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client! Guess he was the right target after all!

Blitzø: Who?

Loona: (points at Chandler) Him.

Chandler: Me?

Loona: Yup.

Moxxie: They wanted us to kill an actual child?

Loona: That's what they're sayin'.

Blitzø: ...Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God. Void!

Void roared as he forced himself open and blew a hole through Chandler's chest with its lance spell.

Chandler: AUUUGH!

Blood covers the fourth wall, Void sucks the blood off to reveal Blitzø and Moxxie kicking Chandler's corpse, Millie stabbing him, and Loona recording everything on her phone. Linc then came in with a plate of chicken sandwiches, to which everyone took a small break to eat.

Blitzø: (voiceover) Y'know, folks, with this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can. Like killing people!

Blitzø and Moxxie are shown wearing full hazard gear, with Void nearby absorbing the blood to prevent a mess being made, dismembering Chandler's body with a hacksaw and chainsaw respectively. Blood splats on the screen again, then shows the group by a dumpster putting Chandler's body parts in a garbage bag.

Blitzø: (voiceover) So, from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money... is gone and you're never getting it back, and you can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it, because it's Hell and no one fuckin' cares.

As Blitzø does the voiceover, he hugs Moxxie, Millie, Linc, and Loona, the latter's phone flying out of her hands. Linc used his foot to catch it, as they were no longer in the office building anymore.

Blitzø: Y'know, even though this kid was a target... he's still a child. And it's important that (wraps his tail lovingly around the group) we handle this going forward respectfully. (releases everyone) Now... Lift!

Blitzø tosses Chandler's body bag into swamp water while the other four each picked up a cinder block chained to the body bag and tossed it into the water. Causing Chandler's corpse to sink into the water immediately, no blood flowed from it when the prianas tore into it, as Void had already drained the blood from him completely. They quickly return to their office in hell by portal, then a ding comes from the kitchen.

Linc: Lasagna ready!

Millie: Oh, you guys are gonna love this! Linc's lasagna is amazing!

Loona: Out of my way, I want lasagna. Fatty shouldn't get any.

Moxxie: Fuck. Right off!

Linc pulled the lasagna out of the oven and the team enjoyed themselves a good meal.

That's all for this chapter, I hope you enjoyed this edited episode, I'm not going to go episode to episode, as I plan to include inbetween chapters. Until then, by for now.