Here's the next chapter, inspired by Cougar Macdowall Va's videos, I own none of the art used. Enjoy!

*Loona's "Obsession"?*

It was a slow day at I.M.P., Loona approached Moxxie with a tablet in hand or claw, everyone else was out getting a package for Noir. Loona then handed a tablet with a website open on the screen.

Loona: Hey, fatty. You're good with Grammar crap, right? Do you mind giving me your thoughts on my fanfiction? Don't make it weird.

Moxxie: Really? I didn't know you enjoyed writing. I'd be happy to help, Loona. 

The gunman imp opens Loona's fanfic page.

Moxxie: Sweet crumbs, there's got to be a hundred stories here! Did you write them all? (sees the poor grammar) And with the grammar of a 4th grader... (cringes) Ugh...

Loona: Over two hundred, actually.

Moxxie looks over each story meticulously but then notices a running theme with the stories.

Moxxie: Hmm... ...Uh... Wait a second... Is this all slash fiction about...... Me?!

Loona: (points to fanfic) Yeah, in this one you divorce Millie to elope with a pimp. (points to another) In this one, Millie catches you sleeping with a better assassin at a love hotel. (points to another) Oh, in this one, a bunch of cowboys ties you up to a mechanical bull while they have their way with you.

Moxxie looked up at Loona with sweat on his face

Moxxie: Why... Why are you making me read this?

Loona evilly smiled at Mox.

Loona: Because you cry in every single one of them.

The two stared at each other for a solid minute.

*Ten Minutes Later*

Loona: MOXXIE!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! LET ME DOWN!!!

Loona had been tied up to the ceiling by Moxxie's wires. Meanwhile Moxxie, with earplugs in his ears, was deleting every one of 

Moxxie: Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Oh, this is a fluff fic... Between... Octavia and Linc...

Moxxie gave Loona a questioning glance.

Loona: I was feeling fruity with that one.

Moxxie: (turns back to the tablet) Delete.

Loona: YOU FUCK!!!

*****

Later that day, Loona was let down and in the kitchen while Linc was cooking a meal for dinner. Then Millie entered.

Millie: Linc? I need a word with Loona in private. Do you mind stepping out for a bit?

Linc: Okay.

Linc turned off the stove and stepped out

Millie: Loona... Ah don't know how to say this. So ah'll just come out with it. We need to talk about your obsession with Moxxie.

Lonna: Excuse me? My what!?

Loona stormed over to Millie and barred her teeth, but Millie was unfazed by Loona's attempt at intimidation.

Loona: I do NOT have an obsession with your fat husband!

Millie: (crosses her arms) Well, how else you'd you describe it?

Millie put one finger on another as she counted.

Millie: You're constantly touching him before Linc has to pull you off him.

Loona: You mean when I Punch him?

Millie put that same finger on her middle finger as she counted another.

Millie: You send him non-stop texts every day.

Loona: Links to weight loss pills. Obviously!

The country imp counts a third time.

Millie: You made over a hundred slash fics about him not being with me. By the way, we will be talkin' about that one fic with mah son and Stolas' daughter later.

Loona: That fucking snitch told you?!

Millie: You created an app of just his head being crushed. You didn't download it. You Made it. You studied Objective-C Coding in your free time and built an App From Scratch filled with numerous photos of mah husband's face.

Loona: This is ridiculous! I'm not gonna take this assault just because you're insecure!

Loona stormed off flipping Millie the double bird.

Loona: I'd say "Go suck a fat one", but you're married to teeny-weenie Moxxie! Ha!

Millie rolled her eyes at Loona's behavior.

Millie: Satan there is something wrong with that girl!

Noir, who was watching the little spat, floated by Millie who only noticed him when she looked, startling herself.

Millie: Gah! Boy, we have got to give you and Void a bell.

Noir: How was that Assault? (points to the other exit door) What's happening between Blitzo and Void is assault.

Blitzo: (from the other room) IT WAS ONE FUCKING TACO, YOU PSYCHOTIC MAGAZINE!!!

Void: (from the other room)

https://youtu.be/cv-zKJoLOcY

Linc: (from the other room) I GOT VOID JUST GET BLITZO OUT OF HERE!!!

Ms. Mayberry: (from the other room) ITS THROWING SPEARS AGAIN!!!

Moxxie: (from the other room) HIT THE DECK!!! *Bwack!* (groaning) I said Deck, not Dick! *flop!*

Blitzo: Sorry.

Millie held up her hand and Noir opened his pages, letting Millie summon her Lightning Axe, she then charged in and chaos ensued.

*At Blitzo's Home*

Loona slammed her door shut, the door was lined with caution tape and a Do Not Enter sign.

Loona: Uggh, I'm home! You're not going to believe the crap I dealt with at work today.

The teen hellhound approached her closet, which held a mini shrine with a plush Moxxie inside. The plush had a chipped knife in its head, sitting on a pillow under an umbrella, with the words "Die Fatty" taped to the wall in singular sheets of paper.

Loona: (sits down) Your dumb wife thinks I'm obsessive! I can't believe you're married to that bitch! Satan, I hate you so much! And I'm going to take it out all on you, fatsy!

*Meanwhile*

Linc was continuing to make soup when he got a sudden urge to kick someone, specifically Loona for some reason.

Linc: I don't know why, but I think I'm going to kick Loona's butt tomorrow.

Void, which was nailed to the wall like Noir was a while back, makes several grumbling noises.

Linc: No. You can't kick Loona's butt too!

*The Next Day*

At the I.M.P. Office, Loona was doing her normal thing, ignoring calls while Ms. Mayberry answered them. Noir, Blitzo, and Millie were 

Moxxie: Oh, for- LOONA!!!

Loona: Yea?

Moxxie walked over holding a shirt. The shirt was blue and said, "I'm so FAT, the only photos I'm in are PANORAMAS".

Moxxie: Did you seriously waste money to ship this shirt to me?

Loona: What, did you need it exchanged? Is it too small?

Moxxie tossed the shirt into Loona's waste bin and started rubbing his temples.

Moxxie: Grrrr... Just What is with your fixation on my body weight? I'm clearly not fat!

Loona stood up and grinned at Moxxie.

Loona: Careful there, Moxx. I can hear your heart struggling not to give out.

Moxxie: (points at her) If you put even half of this energy into your job, maybe this place wouldn't be such a nightmare!

Loona: No, it's a nightmare because none of you are good at your job.

Loona was soon slugged in the arm by a passing Ms. Mayberry, who was on the phone with a customer.

Moxxie: At least we do our jobs! You have a Serious attitude problem! What, is it too difficult to even Pretend to be qualified?!

Loona then had a mental flashback, where instead of Moxxie, she saw someone else. Loona could hear static in her head as her mind brought up an image in her mind. The image was blurry and distorted and the person's face was marked out as if she was trying to forget, but the person was fat that much was somewhat clear.

???/Moxxie: (voices overlapping) At this rate, you'll amount to nothing! It's a wonder how you're still here! Oh, Missy!

Loona's cocky smile turned into a frown, she crossed her arms and turned away from Moxxie.

Loona: Moxxie... You just... Fuck off already?!

Moxxie shook his head as he walked off.

Moxxie: Satan, you have some problems you need to work out!

Loona huffed sadly until Linc kicked Loona over her desk.

Loona: OW!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

Linc: That's for yesterday!

Loona: ..... WHAT?!

*****

At Blitzo's home, Loona, Linc, and Octavia were in Loona's room. Loona was on her phone, Octavia was resting on the bed, and Linc was on a rug reading a comic book. But both Octavia and Linc were glancing at something in Loona's open closet.

Linc: Thanks for inviting us over.

Octavia: Yes, my mother was on a rant so I was more than happy to leave the house today. Your room is really cool.

Loona: Thanks.

Octavia: But I have to ask... Like I really, really have to ask.

Loona: What's up?

Octavia points to Loona's miniature shrine of Moxxie, still very damaged with several knives in it. 

Octavia: What is that? Why does it say "Die Fatty" on the wall that thing?

Linc: We didn't want to say anything, but...

Loona: Oh, that's just my Hate Shrine. Who's yours dedicated to?

Linc and Octavia showed Visible signs of discomfort.

Octavia: Uuuhhh...

Linc: (avoiding eye contact) Mmmmm...

Loona: Everyone... Everyone has a Hate Shrine... Don't they?

The discomfort coming off the male Hellhound and Owl Demon was thick enough to stop a bullet.

Octavia: (very nervous and in great discomfort) Mmmmmmm.....

Linc: (same as Octavia) ..... I don't know what a Hate Shrine is...

Octavia: (muttering, still nervous) What is a Hate Shrine...?!

Loona's eye visibly twitched.

Noir: Void. I think it's time we leave... Now!

Void made an affirmative grunt.

Void: ⌿⍜⍀⏁⏃⌰

Creating a portal, the two books zipped through, Linc rolled into it, and Octavia just cannonballed without another word. Loona sat there in stunned silence before bursting out with rage.

Loona: BLITZO!!!

Loona stormed out of her room and grabbed Blitzo, who was eating, by the shirt. Loona was both pissed and teary-eyed due to either rage or having just made her two closest friends leave out of sheer discomfort.

Loona: You said Everyone has a Hate Shrine! You said it was Normal!

Blitzo: (rolls his eyes) Well, Looney whoever the fuck told you it wasn't should be to blame here, not me! It's not like I did anything wrong! I mean I've had a couple in my life.

Loona: No! Uh-uh! This is on you, Blitzo! You let me think I was normal! 

Blitzo: Where are your friends anyway? They should have a hate shrine!

Loona: They've never heard of it! They were so weirded out by it! And now, Octavia and Linc are never going to want to come back to hang out here! Ugh! FUCK YOU!!!

*****

At the I.M.P. office. Blitzo was scratching his head as he was looking up Hate Shrine, but to his surprise, nothing was coming up. M&M then walked in to go to the Gun Room with new boxes of ammunition.

Blitzo: Moxx don't you have a hate shrine?

Moxxie: I've hated people before but I've never heard of a hate shrine.

Millie: Same here boss, ah never heard of a hate shrine in mah life.

*Millle's Dairy*

At M&M's apartment, Millie was tapping away on a computer, using a Hell website called, "Satan Docs", the document was titled, "Millie's Dairy - DO NOT READ!!!"

Millie: (typing) "Dear Diary, ah started a diary today! It was Loona's suggestion actually. Well, her exact words were; 'Instead of bitching to me, why don't you cry in your dairy?' but fuck her, Ah'm starting this out of spite!"

The country remembered this morning, she and Moxxie were having a "Private Session" early in the morning.

Millie: (typing) "Well, the morning started like any other, not that you need to know any of Those details!"

Millie then recalled she was teasing Octavia and Linc as they ate breakfast.

Millie: (typing) "After that, Ah teased my son, Linc, and my boss' boyfriend's daughter, Octavia after the two shared a bed last night when Stella The Bitch had a hissy fit and made sleepin' at home impossible. Poor dear needed a place to sleep and Linc was more than happy to offer his bed and sleep on the couch, but Octavia choose to sleep with him in the same bed. Stolas won't be happy to hear about that. So ah ain't tellin' him! Ha!"

The country imp then recalled her at her desk, rushing and writing down paperwork with a look of bloodlust & fury on her face. Thankfully, Ms. Mayberry was also at her desk helping her.

Millie: (typing) "At work... Ah fuckin' forgot ah had to submit spreadsheets on our past assignments... So ah had to make up everything last minute. Thank Satan that Mayberry was there to help because that was some grueling work."

Millie then recalled herself sneaking up to a cop smoking a crack pipe he took off of a hobo he shot in the face.

Millie: (typing) "Oh, ah got to have a Solo mission today! We each had to take down some crooked cops! One each! Linc and Loona even had to join 'cause of how many there were! Not ain't that funny! Moxx was super conflicted about it, the cutie."

The country imp reminisced about how she choked the crooked cop out with her tail while electrocuting him to death with her lightning hammer.

Millie: (typing) "But ah didn't mind! Ah Fried the pig good and made 'em Squeal real loud! Y'all shoulda seen me herd when ah used his Intestines like reins! Some of the blood got into mah mouth. Kinda liked it actually. Maybe because ah was breaking Loona and anyone else that's been pissing me off lately!"

Millie then added a picture of her and a caramel frappuccino.

Millie: (typing) "And here's a picture ah took with mah caramel frappuccino! Ain't it cute?"

Millie closed the tab and stretched before walking away from the computer.

That's all for this chapter, rather enjoyed it. Bye for now!