Here's the next chapter, enjoy!

Out in the streets of I.M.P. with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.

Blitzo: I love this song! (poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio) ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back, until Linc handed him some earplugs, while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.

Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

They drive into an old crowded parking lot.

Blitzo: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Fu-

Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".

Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!

Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.

Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!

Verosika is a tall succubus demon. She has an hourglass figure, hot pink skin, and a barbed tail with a black tip. She has two black-tipped horns with the left horn is taller than the other, with two black stars on each side.

Her eyes are hot pink with the yellow sclera, and she has a black heart under her right eye. She has long ombre-white hair with pink undertones, from lighter to darker towards the tips, and a darker pink streak down the length and across the bangs. And, she also has a red heart-shaped tattoo on her right upper arm, which has Blitzo's name written within it that has been crossed out with a big black 'X'.

Her hair matches her accessorized pink fur coat, under which she wears a tightly-fitted white and black mini dress. The dress features a prominent contrasting 'X' and 'O' pattern on the chest, as well as a star design on the abdomen. She wears long black thigh-highs with black high heels that have a heart motif and three X-shaped cutouts down the sides. She has a pair of round shades with pink heart designs in the lenses.

Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.

Verosika: Blitz-o.

Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because I believe the nearest ocean is...

Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.

Blitzo: ...three Rings DOWN!

Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.

Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!

Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.

Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".

Blitzo: *angrily steps in front of Verosika) Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking(spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!

Verosika: Actually, prick. It has my name on it.

Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P. is crossed out on the ground.

Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...

Loona: (watching from the van) No way...

Verosika: ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.

Blitzo: A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!

Verosika: (removes her sunglasses) Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run...

Blitzo and Verosika: ...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!

Blitzo: Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!

Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock.

Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van. Blitzo follows Verosika.

Blitzo: HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna-

A towering muscular Hellhound appears behind Blitzo and growls.

Hellhound: You'll what?

Verosika: Meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well.

Vortex is a lupine Hellhound with a monotone gray color scheme similar to Loona, only darker. They both also share similar eye colors. He is extremely muscular and has a scar on his left eye with slightly tattered ears. He also has a black fur pattern on his left arm, in the shape of a wolf's head. He wears a ripped jacket with glowing red spikes and a black undershirt, as well as ripped grey pants.

Linc then stepped next to Blitzo, Void, and Noir in tow.

Linc: Blitz, Dad wants to know if we're parking somewhere else or not.

Blitzo: We're not! We are parking in the same place as always!

Vortex took one look at Linc and seemed to recognize him immediately from his snow-white fur and the two floating books behind him. The larger hellhound immediately began sweating profusely.

Verosika: Oh, you and your puppy want to fight? (Vortex picks her up) V-Vortex!? What the fuck?!

The large hellhound then takes Verosika.

Vortex: Just trust me!

Vortex went inside then Blitzo signaled for Void to move the car. Which he did with little effort.

Blitzo: Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that.

Loona: *kicks van door open and steps out* You know Verosika Mayday?!

Blitzo: Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated.

Millie: Was it before or after she became a pop star?

Linc: She's a pop star?

Moxxie: (opens the van door and steps out) You dated a pop star?!

Blitzo: Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?

Loona: Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?

Millie: It's you?

Noir: She's famous and your infamous.

Linc: You're... You?

Void: (translated by Linc) You have about as much in common as a lion to a wolf.

Moxxie: I just... (scratches his head) Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?

Blitzo: Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

Moxxie: You do that all the time, sir!

Linc: It's kinda your biggest character trait.

Millie: Come on, you kinda do that.

Loona: You totally do that.

Millie grins mischievously, eyelids lowering.

Millie: What was sex with her like?

Moxxie: (taken aback) Millie!

Millie: Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.

Moxxie: (about to scold Millie but changes his mind) ...Touché.

Linc: Question! What's sex?

Millie: Mayberry can teach you.

Mrs. Mayberry: (from above) I will do no such thing!!

Loona: Looks like she beat us here. Hey! Did you know Blitzo dated Verosika Mayday!?

Mrs. Mayberry looked at Blitzo from the window then at Loona.

Mrs. Mayberry: (deadpanned) Don't lie to me!

Blitzo: Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, park the truck. (tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side) Okay, Lincy, Loonie, Moxxie, let's go handle this shit.

On the same floor as the I.M.P. office, Vortex was watching the I.M.P. employees enter the building while Verosika dusted her clothes off.

Verosika: So care to explain what that was about? You acted like a dog that was about to get its balls chopped off.

Vortex: That "puppy" is dangerous.

Verosika: Really? He looks like he'd cry for hurting a spider.

Vortex rolled her eyes and took a swig of her flask.

Vortex: Looks can be deceiving, he's the same Hellhound who beat Fen.

Verosika then spat out her drink in shock at this information.

Verosika: Fen!? Fenrir Fen?! That rare breed Hellhound with the wind that took the Hellhound pack from you!?

Vortex: The very same, he beat him and is the one who destroyed half of Imp City, he's not one anybody wants to fuck with. Otherwise, you'll end up missing or a corpse.

Verosika: Shit! Where'd Blitzo found this guy?!

Vortex: Actually those two smaller imps are his adoptive parents. Blitzo must've known them. Pretty sure those two are from the Wrath Ring too, who knows how big their body count is?

Verosika: Shit! Well, that changes a lot...

Verosika entered an office to the left. Just then Linc, Loona, Moxxie, and Blitzo stepped out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward.

Loona: Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!

Blitzo smiles at her with shining eyes.

Blitzo: Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~

Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.

Loona: Shut UP, da-

Blitzo looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitzo as "dad" and shoves him aside.

Loona: Urgh! Blitzo!

Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment.

Loona: Oof! Oh. Woah...

Vortex glances down at Loona. Loona blushes and wags her tail. Blitzo smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock. He moves between Loona and Vortex, his arms out.

Blitzo: Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?

Vortex mentions a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room.

Vortex: She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper.

Blitzo: Oh, COME ON!

Vortex: (scoffs) Sorry, man.

Vortex walks away.

Blitzo: (mutters) Oh, no you don't, bitch.

Moxxie: Sir... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone...

Blitzo tunes Moxxie out with a glare.

Moxxie: In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-

Blitzo: Moxxie, shut the fuck up!

Linc: Woah, hostile.

Moxxie: (heads over to Verosika's office) Alrighty, then.

Linc: Wait, what are you doing?

Moxxie pushes open the doors and goes inside. The silhouettes of Moxxie, Verosika and her gang of demons are seen through the glass window.

Moxxie: Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? I work for I.M.P, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-

???: Coco, look! He's so short and cute!

Coco: (points to Moxxie) Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie! Right, Josh?

Moxxie: Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I—

Josh: Want a kissy, little guy?

Moxxie: A kind offer, but... I'm married.

The gang of demons surrounds Moxxie.

Verosika: Hey... Why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp-dick... boss?

The demon silhouettes bare their fangs over Moxxie to sexually assault him.

Moxxie: (screams) Don't touch that!

Blitzo races and presses his hands against the window.

Blitzo: Moxxie, don't let her access any of your holes!

Linc: Dad!!

Linc ripped the metal doors open and the white hound enters the room, Verosika's and Vortex's silhouettes backed up, but when the others attempted to get closer, only for Void got infront of them and open himself, extending several spears of energy. Linc then steps out of the room and puts down Moxxie, who walks past them, Moxxie was battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face.

Moxxie: (stuttering and shaken) I... I gotta go lie down... now.

Moxxie falls face-first onto the ground offscreen.

Blitzo: Oh, this won't STAND!

Blitzo kicks both doors open, or what was left of it , causing Verosika and her gang to notice.

Blitzo: Alright...! CUNT, THAT'S IT!

Blitzo stomps toward Verosika.

Blitzo: If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge! (to himself) Fuck, I said that twice.

Josh: Kiki, look, this one's even taller.

Kiki: Mmmm... Is this Imp boy starting a demon duel?

Verosika: (Chuckles) I think he is!

Verosika leans in toward Blitzo.

Verosika: What's the game then, Blitz-o?

Blitzo: Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day.

The succubi laugh. Blitzo glares in determination. They stop laughing.

Verosika: Oh, you're serious?

She leans in close to Blitzo's face, speaking in a low whisper.

Verosika: Game on... bitch.

Later at I.M.P headquarters, Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on paper. The other I.M.P. members sit at a table and listen.

Blitzo: Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients.

The animated drawings on the paper show Blitzo, Loona, Millie, Linc, Mayberry, and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of Imps and clients surround them with bags of money.

Blitzo: We portal up.

Blitzo drawing snaps his fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.

Blitzo: We have our fun murder time as per usual.

The I.M.P. drawings kill off human drawings with guns.

Blitzo: We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe.

The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads S.S. Cum Gutter.

Blitzo: We push said canoe into some water.

Blitzo drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.

Blitzo: We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!

Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles, and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.

Blitzo: They come and eat the bodies, and we win the bet...

The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat.

Blitzo: We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face...

The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.

Blitzo: Do you have... any questions? (throws pointer stick through a window)

Moxxie: Uh, yeah. What was that nonsense?

Blitzo: (walks over to Moxxie) That wasn't a question.

Moxxie: That wasn't a plan.

Blitzo: (puts a hand around Moxxie) I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.

Moxxie: A what now?

Blitzo: I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you (begins poking Moxxie in the chest) talentless baby dicked troll?!

Moxxie: (climbs onto the table in anger) Well, why don't you (points at Blitzo) take an art class?!

Blitzo: (grabs Moxxie and throws him back in his chair) Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!

Suddenly, Mrs. Mayberry slams her fist against the table.

Mrs. Mayberry: SETTLE DOWN!!! THE BOTH OF YOU!!!

Moxxie and Blitzo immediately shrank as Mrs. Mayberry seemed to grow in size, he shadow showing her full demonic form. The room fell silent as Mrs. Mayberry returned to normal until Linc spoke up.

Linc: That was impressive.

Mrs. Mayberry: I've handled imp children who act like this before, was no issue taking

Loona: Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?

Blitzo: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Mrs. Mayberry, and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly in one direction. Linc however looks at the fourth wall, which changed places before they turned to look.

Linc: It moved to behind you, Blitzo.

Blitzo: Motherfuck-

Blitz spun around and punched the fourth wall, causing it to break, and returning back to where they were looking. Linc looked to where the others were looking, which told them it returned to its original position. They continued to look disapprovingly at the fourth wall, presumably looking at Helluva Boss's furry viewers.

Loona: Well, I- I can blend in with humans easily enough. Just let me tag along.

Blitzo: Wait, say that again.

Loona: I can... blend in...?

Linc: I can too...

Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitzo that she can disguise herself.

Millie: Do you two have a human disguise?

Loona: Yeah.

Linc: Don't you?

The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.

Loona: You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time...

Mrs. Mayberry: Without human disguises?!

Linc: That's a bad thing?

Mrs. Mayberry: It's a very bad thing!

Blitzo: Okay, new plan!

Blitzo quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona and Linc surrounded by humans with hearts around them.

Blitzo: Loonie and Linc can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?

Millie: Flawless logic.

Moxxie: I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!

Blitzo: I got that covered, Mox. Mayberry! Go put up the flyers I put on your desk!

Later, Mrs. Mayberry was putting up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim, and horses. Blitzo walks to Moxxie.

Blitzo: Now... we wait.

Moxxie: Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!

Moxxie and Blitzo look to see demons lining up, including Travis, looking at the flyer. Blitzo grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitzo strolls toward the other demons.

Blitzo: Now, who's first?

At a beach in the human world. People happily walk around, relax and talk. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Linc, and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock. Void tried to go through but, again he couldn't,

Blitzo: Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?

Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.

Loona: Got it.

Loona stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she transforms into a human version of herself. The imps stare in shock.

Blitzo: Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look... Downright awful!

Loona glares at Blitzo.

Linc was next, when he transformed they noticed how lightless his cloud was.

Moxxie: Is that normal?

Loona: For him it is.

Linc then was in his human form.

Millie: (tearing up) Mah baby looks so handsome!

Moxxie: That he does.

Blitzo: I am so proud of you two. Now, fetch!

Loona peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab her in lust but is shot in the head by Blitzo spying on the roof. He gives Loona a thumbs up.

Linc then has several women behind him, Blitzo kills a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white-haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, and another woman gets shot in the head. One attempted to scream but Loona snapped her neck from behind. Linc then followed Loona as they when to go gather more.

In the next shot, a blonde man runs to her in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Blitzo. On a rooftop, a brown-haired man leans in to kiss Loona, but Millie knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut. Loona walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Blitzo and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body.

Blitzo: That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many-

Verosika: Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!

The audience cheers. A fanboy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.

Fanboy: Verosika!

Verosika: This is your final boarding call. All aboard~.

Verosika launches into "Vacay to Bonetown". "Fuck you Blitzo" appears on the screens. Blitzo growls like a rabid animal, literally foaming at the mouth.

Verosika: ♫ Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town. ♫

Humans make out with others around them. kiss, hug, and grind on each other. A disguised Milky shows a human a popsicle with semen-like saliva on it as several other succubi and incubi grin and sneak up on the humans as Verosika continues singing.

Verosika: (off-screen) ♫ V-time, free time, baby, relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax. Hornt up succubus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D. ♫

Blitzo: God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!

A vomiting blonde man is seen next to Blitzo.

Blitzo: (points to vomiting man) He on the list, Loonie?

Loona: Huh? Yeah... I- I think so.

A distracted Loona looks at Vortex guarding the stage.

Blitzo: Good!

Blitzo takes out a red and black axe.

Blonde man: Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun? Laughs

Blitzo: (off-screen) Yeah... Pretty cool, huh?

Blitzo cleaves his head in half with the axe.

Blitzo: But, you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one, Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where--...?

Blitzo glances around to find Loona nowhere in sight. Her outline flashes. He panics.

Blitzo: Wha- Wha- Wh- distraught, tears in his eyes WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!?!

Millie: *Points to the stage* Look!

Loona is seen walking toward Vortex. Blitzo notices and his fatherly dread quickly turns to seething anger. Loona checks her makeup as two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head.

The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in "Vacay to Bonetown" but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground, head first. He drags the man away in the distance. Loona walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh, who smirks at her, eyebrows raised. She backhands him hard.

Verosika: Now, who wants a piece of this?!

Verosika tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden portal. A fish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.

Loona walks over nervously toward Vortex.

Loona: (nervously) Heyyyy... you...!

Vortex: Oh, hey. You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex.

Loona: Yeah. (chuckles) Sorry if that's weird.

Vortex: It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care.

Loona: (nervously) Yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!

Vortex: Okay. (mimics her nervous tone and smile) I'm Vortex!

Loona: That's hot... I mean, like, literally, y'know, 'cause vortexes... y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right? (bites lip nervously)

Vortex: Uh, yeah. (chuckles) I guess. But my friends call me Tex.

Loona: Oh, yeah? I wish I had friends. (chuckles nervously) I mean... No, I mean, I don't... I... I don't have friends... Well, I do have a friend but...

Blitzo arrives and stands between them.

Blitzo: Am I... interrupting something?

Vortex: Nah, man. Just having a conversation.

Blitzo: (pokes Vortex) "Conversation" leads to HPV!

Moxxie and Millie hide behind metal barrels.

Moxxie: And... we've lost him. *sighs* It's looking like it's up to us to handle this list.

Millie: Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit is done, makin' the moneys!

Loona: Blitzo, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!

Blitzo: I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job.

Loona: What, I can't have a break?

Blitzo: We have a parking spot on the line!

Vortex: Hey, dude. Why don't you chill out?

Blitzo: Why don't you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business!

Blitzo holds up a drawing with his tail that shows a diagram of himself killing a human equaling money and earning money equals a horse.

Blitzo: Literally!

Loona: (groans in frustration, fixes bangs) Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!

Blitzo: Because I adopted you! And that should mean something!

Loona: Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!

Blitzo: It still counts!

Loona: Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!

Millie and Moxxie hide behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Millie loads a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.

Skool: Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!

Skool knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust.

Woman: Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs!

Moxxie tries to get away, but one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.

Skool: I got it!

Skool picks up Moxxie and shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheers about "beer possum" as they take turns volleying the barrel away.

Skool: (off-screen) Beer possum! Beer possum!

Partygoer: (off-screen) Get ready to get fucked up!

Partygoer: (off-screen) Ready to get fuuucked!

Loona tries to say something to the upset Blitzo, who crosses his arms.

Loona: Uh... Blitzo... I'm-

Blitzo: Enjoy your break, Loonie. I'm gonna go kill something!

Loona: Ugggh...

Vortex: Damn, girl. That was savage. (places a comforting hand on her shoulder) You okay?

Loona: (blushes) Yeah, I'm fine. He'll get over it. He always does.

Vortex: (chuckles) I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least. Mmm! Takes guts.

Loona: Thanks.

Linc: Loona!

Linc then approaches the two and Vortex immediately started sweating, he began to back away.

Vortex: (stammering) W-Well, I'll see y-you around! Bye! (runs off)

Linc: Loona, What's up with Blitz? He looked really upset about something.

Loona: Well... I said... I don't need him!

Linc: What?! Loona!? Why the hell would you say that!?

Loona stammered on her words to explain herself, Noir then floated up to the group.

Noir: I believe this stems from a crush on Mr. Vortex.

Loona: N-No it hasn't!

Noir: Yes, it has, every time you're near him you begin ogling him like a horny schoolgirl to a jock. Or like furries ogle your wolf form.

Linc: (disapprovingly) Loona...

Loona: Look! I'm sorry, but I just thought I could... I don't know... Maybe get to know him...

Linc: Loona, you just met him, you know literally nothing about him.

Noir: And for all you know, he may already have a girlfriend. 

Loona groans clearly showing that she hadn't thought about that.

Linc: We'll go find Blitzo to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid. Make sure you find us and be ready to apologize, otherwise, I'll put you both in a cube until you do. Don't think I won't.

Linc walked off and Loona sighed in defeat. Meanwhile, Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. She opens it and the barrel tips over. Moxxie burps as the beer spill out onto the ground.

Millie: Moxxie!

Moxxie: (drunk) Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em. (Makes smooching noises)

Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie. The fish monster emerges from the ocean. The humans and the succubus saw the monster. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away. Blitzo looks at the monster as he finishes choking another man. The fish monster roars.

Verosika: Oh, shit...

Coco: See Verosika! This is the same reason you were sent to rehab!

Verosika: Bitch at me later!

Moxxie: (drunk) Ooooh! Fish.

The monster wraps its tongue around Moxxie, pulls him closer, and closes its mouth.

Moxxie: (drunk) Hehehe... Weeeeee...

Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a Molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie rushes into the ocean and slices up the fish's body with her knife. She pries open the monster's mouth, seeing Moxxie punching the monster's uvula. She reaches out her hand toward Moxxie, who briefly gives her a high five. She grabs hold of him and slices the tongue, freeing both of them. 

Moxxie smiles close his eyes and spread his arms as he flies. He lands in Linc's arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit by the tongue, but Blitzo kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance. Moxxie laughs hysterically. Inside the monster's mouth, Millie punches the tongue as the monster spits her out as Millie starts wrestling with it.

Moxxie: I love that woman~ (tail makes a heart shape)

Blitzo: Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?

Moxxie: Not answering that.

Blitzo: Damn.

Millie was sent flying back by the monster when Noir floated up to her.

Noir: Mrs. Millie, I've finished your weapon.

Noir then pulled out a large hammer from his pages.

Millie: Oooh! Momma like!

Millie took the hammer and gave it a test swing, electricity seemed to dance across the hammer as she did. It was somehow light yet also heavy at the same time.

Noir: Now try throwing it.

Millie reared the hammer back and threw it with all her might at the fish. 

*THOOOOOOMMMM!!!*

With a thunderous blast of lightning, it blew through the fish like a cannonball the size of a building. Then the hammer came flying back and Millie caught it. 

Noir: It's enchanted to come back no matter the distance, so long as you're in the same world as it.

Blitzo: Ohhhh, yeah, way to show off, Mils!

Millie: Is Mox okay?

Moxxie blew several raspberries like a child.

Blitzo: Oh, yeah. He's fine.

Millie took Moxxie in her arms as Moxxie grins with a doped expression.

Moxxie: (Drunken) Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo... drinky.

Millie hugs Moxxie, happily laughing.

Blitzo: Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking.

Verosika: Blitz-o.

Blitzo: Oh, perfect. That must be the whores!

Verosika: That was handled rather... Obviously... Don't you think?

Millie: I don't think this belonged to any of us.

Millie tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to Milky.

Millie: Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world.

Moxxie: (Laughs) Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so... FUUUUCKED! (Continues laughing drunkenly)

Verosika: Yeah, well... you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!

Moxxie: (faceplants into the sand) A human called me a possum. I am not a (faceplants again) possum!

Blitzo: Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space.

Verosika: ...Fine.

Blitzo: WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON!!! (laughs triumphantly)

Millie: Fuck YEAH!

Blitzo: IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!

Verosika: (scoffs) Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!

Vortex: Well... guess it's time to bounce. But, hey, if you're ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime.

Loona: Really? I mean, heh...yeah. Yeah.

Vortex: Yeah! My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties.

As Vortex mentions his girlfriend, Loona's expression shifts into dejection.

Noir: Called it.

Loona: (pushes Noir away, dejected) Nice. Can't wait for my first one. (muttering) After losing one.

Vortex: (chuckles) Let's get you some friends, girl.

Vortex gives her a playful punch before following Verosika. Loona looks downcast at seeing Vortex leave and being reminded of her confrontation with Blitzo as well as the reveal her crush already has a partner.

Blitzo: Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and clean up our parking space!

I.M.P. open and go through the portal. Loona falls through the portal backward. 

Linc: Loona, your forgetting something...

Blitzo jumps up and mockingly flips the double bird through the portal, making Verosika growl in anger. Verosika and her gang huddle together in fear as the police, a clown, and a mime robot surround them, guns pointed.

Police: PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!

Verosika: Alright, sluts. Get ready to suck a lot of pig dick.

Her gang all sigh and groan in disgust as they raise their hands in defeat and groan.

To Be Continued...

That's all for now, bye!